These guys stop you and ask if you are sunni, what do you say?

These guys stop you and ask if you are sunni, what do you say?

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You have to go back

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No I'm a Christian but I pay my jizya.

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sunni

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I fuck goats and hate women, what do you think?

Tell them I'm actually cloudy

How me?

Tell them that I was, but then I renounced that cocksucker Muhammad and became a gay atheist instead.

Then magdump into both of them and go get a beer.

It's Always Sunni in Philadelphia.

I went to a State University New York.

AM I BEING DETAINED
DEUS VULT

I'd say fuck you and proceed to walk away

fuck you sunni piece of shit goat fucker

Ayy lmao

Break out in song

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Wa ash hadu il ilaha illa Allah wa ash hadu mohammdan rasulooAllah.

I say it does not matter because we are all from religions of peace.

Damn right I'm Sunni. Sunni be out of this country.

i say, muhammad fucks pigs

nice one

Tell them you want to convert, they cannot refuse this and it has saved several hostages.

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>implying they'd get that close to the FOB

hows life in Afghanistan ?

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This only five minutes after finding a PRC flag. I'm a wealthy man today.

Say nothing, act confused, pretend I can't hear or don't understand, use that to get closer. I will move my hands up in front of me in a palms outward gesture. Defensive in intent, but disarming in appearance.

I take out the one on the left first. He looks like the tough guy. Jab to the throat and then shove him over in front of the other guy, use the first guy to knock second guy off balance. I have to follow up on second guy, make sure he hits the ground and eats a boot or a knee or something.

Then I go back and finish off first guy. Whatever's necessary. I'm no fool, so I take their weapons and radios before I escape.

Better I should have these things than them. I take anything else of any interest or value, which is probably not fuckin' much.

Redpilled video.

Quotes from the bible. They won't know the difference and let you go

hot

Im from Kansas bitch! WEST SIDE WICHITA...and kill their goat wives.

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>being this retarded

Underrated

What about on days when it's not hot?

RARE AND CHECKED

Fight them. My prowess in hand-to-hand combat is without equal.

i think you'd win, its forbidden for muslims to touch pigs.

well if your asking about the war effort without revealing too much (opsec and what not) its pretty calm, for ISAF anyways

something like 80 percent of trashcanistan is under ISAF control but there are still taliban pockets up in high mountains and stuff, and even with the rash of suicide bombings against civvie targets recently its been not been too bad

just ducking IEDs and writing intel reports and shitposting on Sup Forums. last assault we had on this FOB was about 3 weeks ago since then not much

Derka Derka, Mohammed jihad

"No," I say, as I brush my duster-coat behind my right thigh, reaching for Sam Colt's Cure-All.

"I'm Baptist."

Abra Kadabra simsala bim

>Are you Sunni?

If someone asked you that outside of a mosque, it doesn't matter just fucking blow your brains out there's no hope.

HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS, BROTHER?

La ilaha illa Allah wa-Muhammad rasul Allah

See this is why we have taqiyah.

THATS MY PURSE!

I DONT KNOW YOU!

No, I'm cher

I know it's off-topic, but does anybody have the link to the original video. If I recall correctly, it was from before the battle of Tikrit, and you could just see the sense of hopelessness and death-expectancy in the right guys face. I just would really like to see it again, now that they got their shit pushed in.

Tell them I'm rather cloudy.

Would field dress and make sausage with pig fat and sell to African rapeugees

Actually I just meant on days where the temperature was below 110 F, if those exist.

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This, fuck islam.

Fuck off, praise Ali

top bant

No I'm side up

"Ooooooh. Derka derka derka"

Matt, Daaaamon

Deus Vult

You're new here.

no, i'm cloudy

Damn, who would have thought the Palestinians are so redpilled?

im israeli

"No, but my disposition is" ;)

Am I being detained?

We should have a sticky with guidelines on how to behave/what to say when enrichers want to shoot/bomb/behead/rape you.

Under8d

Fuck you, PRC is rarer than the Island of Jersey, and they only have a population of 100,000

Tell us stories bro. We need them.

I find this hilarious as well even though I can't understand any of it
youtu.be/TjECwGPPMkc

No I'm cloudy,

Say as short prayer, proclaim I'm a Pentecostal and blast them.

I'd say "no, i'm cher"

>when the meme is perfectly underrated

"No, I'm an atheist. Allah doesn't exist, and Muhammed was a pedophile and a rapist"

No, but the day is. Sunny all around.

KEK

id say shiaaaaaaate.

Yes, i am, now fuck off.

Viciously scream shalom shalom!

No, it's a bit cloudy today.

Of course I am sunni, subhanallah.

That would likely get you executed for animal sex according to sharia. Better keep your sexual degeneracies to yourself, you are not in Kansas anymore where you can do that without punishment.

Needs a "Sheeeeit" negro edit

Gesundheit

Yeah, sure, I'm 100 % sunni. I've recently begun the process of converting to Islam.

Yeah, I'd lie to save my life.

Kekuhu Ackbar

>blows myself up

Blow myself up
Dubs make it so

That filename tho

id make a joke about that show with the hobbit where they yell a lot

>that filename

You mean if I fuck goats?

>what do you say?
Tell them my wallet got stolen
>Stolen wallet turns Chinese tourist into refugee in Germany
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KEK