Take me to a fancy restaurant Peter

Take me to a fancy restaurant Peter

Okeh.

Ew.

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Be quiet and hand me the dutch, Peter

diversity was a mistake

Who said anything about race?

ayy petey do my eyes look red yo lol im high petey ehh

she is the least attractive of the latest Disney stock but will probably end up the most successful

>Bella Thorne
>attractive

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wheres the joker one

"Zendaya" is such an ugly little rat.

How must Bella feel that she was the hottest teen redhead in show business, but she JUSTed hard, and they went with your untalented black co-star for diversity points.

Looks like a fucking dude.

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>tfw Bella > Zenny

That is her gay black friend.

hey beter

How come this chick looks some homely.
I don't even mean the color of her skin.
Like her hair is all nappy and unkempt while giving that half assed expression.

she a pothead

Oh that explains it.

no such thing

Jayden improved a lot after hrt.

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>second toe longer than the big toe

she can't act, in her head looking like an outcast means squinting and having your head lean back

The character is meant to be "gender neutral" by the way. Whatever that means.

So why did they gender flip Mary Jane to a boy? What's the point?

Who is this flatnosed stoner looking cunt?

That's a guy user

Have you SEEN Tom Holland? With them dick sucking lips?

Just sayin

>Mary-Jane Watson, or MJ Watson, bombshell redhead
>Now Michael Jones, or "M.J.", weird dishevelled guy
Change for the sake of change?

Don't do it Peter

so he's supposed to be his gay love interest?

Why not? Does Mary Jane HAVE to be a girl?

I honestly don't give a shit that they casted a black girl in the role but did they have to pick one so ugly?

This person 100% has a penis.

It's not gay if they're both genderfluid.

Absolutely, you faggot

>sequel time
>a contrivance puts Peter and MJ in a supply closet in tight quarters pressed together
>Peter feels something hard against his thigh
>"Uh, your phone is digging into me"
>"That's not my phone"

They both have dicks so...

Why?

love interests don't have to be exclusively women now, it's 2017

it's not gay if the balls don't touch

sorry they don't permit nappy haired nogs

So is Spider-Man going to suck MJ's big black cock in the sequel? Progressive.

reminder that the character was said to be gender neutral

The bossy personality also indicates he's the top.

I don't care if it's a boy. He's cute.
no homo

Why don't Black people have arches?

Michelle is top tier tomboy-tsundere waifu.

>Peter you ever get one of those boners that just won't go away, in the middle of school? I've been getting them a lot lately. I'm not sure what's causing it.

>White popular redhead girl
to
>Gay black twink nerd boy

I don't see the leap. Where did they jump from one to the other?

>make Mary Jane a black man

Is Spider-Man gonna fight him?

no he's gonna fuck him

Ahh! Goblin!

>in b4 Norma Osborne kidnaps MJ and threatens to castrate him if Spider-Man doesn't surrender
Her daughter Harriet will also become the Pink Goblin

user you should go to a doctor

Paint me like one of your French girls.

Mom's gonna freak.

>Uh, I didn't paint any French guys...

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I love Black girls but this is literally Pablo in a wig

>crossdressing

THIS WAS SOOOO FUCKINH STUPID

ITS LIKE MARVEL WANTS TO PISS OF THE FANS AND LOSE THEM ON OURPOSE

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUSLY DOING YOU JACKASSES

GET UR SHIT STRAIGHT MARVEL

WE WANT MJ THE BOMBSHELL REDHEAD

NOT....THIS THING

You're getting a black boy instead and you're going to like it.

>MCUcks will pretend this is okay

they gender swapped Mary Jane? and race swapped?
how is that supposed to work as the love interest?

Kipling called it the white man's burden

My question is why did they cast a glamorous type then just make them look like a hobo for the whole film?

SO tired of this trend. Black people are not pleasant or pleasant to look at, the unspoken truth. Redhead MJ please

I heard her talk for 2 seconds in a tv spot and she sounded like a burnt-out crack whore.

Why would they make a pretty white character an ugly black character?

Yes and yes
By having Spider-Man be bicurious

Gender, just like race, is barely an important part of a character.

Neither are redheads

Spider-Man is clearly straight in the movie, so how is MJ meant to be his big love interest if it's now a dude?

Is that a guy?

>Spider-Man is clearly straight in the movie

You haven't seen it have you?

He's obviously gay.

Yes

>pursues a woman during the film

>tfw Marvel reveals the "JUST League"

I never asked for this. I just wanted to see my favorite childhood heroes fight the bad guys.

>gorgeous caucasian redheaded model
>cheerful energetic flirty and playful
>once played by the absolute fart that is Kirsten Dunst, portrayed as a cold bitch
>once played by a black girly dude, portrayed as an cynical homeless-looking stoner
MJfags will never catch a break

In the sense that it has a dick, sure. It's meant to be "gender neutral", however.

>Le racists made the same "argument" about star wars

You're not fooling anyone

>a woman

Bella Thorne would have been a better MJ

Mtf trans are now considered actual females. So, according to society, traps are literally not gay anymore :^)

People are still delusional enough to like this coal burning Mexican tranny?

Spiderman is gay

You forgot
>once played by a chubby and plain chick
I don't know what her character would be like as she was deleted from Amazing Spider-Man 2 but yeah.

>clearly straight
I'm not sure if Tom is capable of 'clearly straight'

Fuck off

I legitimately would rather the black twink guy than that plastic drug addict mess.

sorry, the zoo is closed (haha)

Actor =/= character

There are 9 other movies you whiny faggot.

haha great joke senpai

come to Sup Forumsddit we need people of your talent and you should feel right at home ;)

I'm normally against black-washing characters, but I also hate Mary-Jane and Homecoming looks like shit anyway with its twink Peter, fat asian Ned, manlet pajeet Flash, and nigress Liz.

That is why they opted to not have a redhead. The Zendaya and Bella dynamic is not and shouldn't be thought of or referred to in a Zendaya only movie.

tl;Dr: Zendaya is distancing her image from Bella.