ITT: Sup Forums that are literally your parents
ITT: Sup Forums that are literally your parents
Daniel Thomas
Jeremiah Johnson
pic related is my dad
Samuel Martin
Your dad was number 1? Wow
Xavier Davis
Is Ronaldo basica Alex Jones?
Alexander Rivera
...
Jaxson James
...
Asher Gutierrez
Glad I got when I did.
Ayden Brown
...
Brayden Powell
...
John Martin
...
Henry Perez
Why is he naked?
Thomas Watson
To embrace the pain
Julian Watson
Your parents are autistic and unbearable?
Mason Ross
...
Aaron Martinez
I bet he's secretly your actual dad.
Grayson Diaz
but with full set of hair
Juan Bennett
I wish. My real dad denied I was even his before I was born, and then just sat around getting drunk all the time.
Gavin Davis
S-son?
Christian Smith
...
Robert Anderson
Your dad is a skeleton?
Jaxon Davis
Not even close.
Dale would have given a shit about me.
Henry Garcia
I have no idea who my mom would be. What characters are self-centered and religious to the point of retardation?
Dylan Evans
...
Alexander Smith
>balding, strongfat manlet (5'7-ish)
>businessman/engineer/miscellaneous tech guy
>"muh hard knock lower middle class childhood"
>creepily lacking in empathy, you could tell just by one conversation with him that he probably gets off on hurting anything he could make flinch (and "subtly" alludes to this openly like a fucking weirdo)
>autistically tries pushing his convoluted pseudo-Nazi/Randroid philosophy into any topic that could be derailed into politics, assumedly seeking validation to his belief that he truly deserves the right to live above all of the "weaker" links in society because he's extremely driven and ruthless
>blames Superman for making him lose his hair when he tried to devise a cure for his fatal weakness to Kryptonite when they were both kids (probably)
David Stewart
bump
Eli Garcia
My mom is Nicole Watterson.
Blake Thomas
I have a very vivid memory of watching this episode with my father as a wee baby, and when I said he acted like the man on tv he laughed his ass off.
Dylan Bell
Dad's like Greg from Steven Universe. Mum's Linda from Bob's Burgers. Odd mix.
David Anderson
...
Brayden Thomas
:c
Brandon Collins
I guess this is why she never annoyed me much
Oliver Long
...
Lucas Ortiz
except older and less stupid
Liam Parker
>ITT: Sup Forums that are literally your parents
Nathaniel Morgan
Hope you dad isn't as useless as Richard
Daniel Perry
Your dad raped you?
Luis Perez
son, is that you?
Zachary Anderson
I HAVE A SON?!
Ian Torres
user...i kind of wanna fuck your mom
Robert Reyes
Adorable
Evan Butler
Only without magic healing powers keeping her hot.