I Hate Fairy Land #7

I Hate Fairy Land #7

~ Volume 2 ----- Released at last !!!

Last Time We saw Gert Become Queen of all Fairyland, and Now the story Continues.

(Ill be reading this after I post it all, please wait for me to upload all before you comment)

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Neat, Scud!

Thanks for waiting :) Now I shall enjoy the Story!

Enjoy user's

That was a lot better than last issue actually, also Duncan was pretty cute, hope he sticks around

and yes I'm already shipping him and Gertrude together

>/ss/ with a 40 year old in a 10 year old body with half of the teeth missing

Eh I've seen weirder /ss/ pairings on Sup Forums before

Make it a threesome with Happy!

Bump

Good idea

Gert and Happy are about to get in another destructive fight when they notice the boy and realize that there are better things to do looking at him with malicious eyes.

>Swings both ways

Where can I find the other comics? I missed a few storytimes.

otp get

>Necrophilia
Go FLUFF yourself

This is comics, friend. She isn't dead until we see a body.

Happy probably is immortal like Gert was.

Also nothing wrong with zombie sex...

This issue gave me Star Trek Voyager flashbacks, hopefully not every issue going forward will follow the tired plot of "Find potential way home only to lose it before the end".

>that guy looks pretty Big

>That toybox in the lower right panel.

Heh.

but those are clearly frankensteins, not zombies

Flesh Golem.

Frankenstein was the scientist, or depending on your view of it the last name of the original monster. First name being Adam.

But she's a girl and he's a dragon

That wouldn't work!

Looks like the perfect porn set up.

Dragons can breed with everything.

Think Duncan would even survive the two fighting over him?

Its Scud! He's real, Marty!

IS IT REAAAAAL?

SCUD! I can't believe I missed that. That brings back some memories. Shit was crazy, yo.

He asked if he could stuff and mount Gert's corpse as decor if she died, one could very easily make some additions and go from "decor" to "dutch wife" and have a different interpretation of "mount". Wouldn't put it past the packrat, dude seems a bit off kilter as it is.

Gertrude lesdomming Happy WHEN?

It occurred to me during the last storytime that if you reskinned the classic DOOM (or perhaps better yet Brutal DOOM), you'd be well on your way to creating a game based on this comic, what with how bloody it gets at times, and Gert's standard response to most things. As a programmer by trade, I think I might figure this out in the near future, the /vr/ general looks to be a great resource.

It also occurred to me that you can also reskin it's story. So after stewing in my skull for a while, I came up with the following:

>Just like with DoomGuy in the new game's background, Gert eventually becomes too much for the denizens of FairyLand to bear, and a plan is hatched to take her out. She is lured within some large building, once inside the trap is sprung, and Gert is contained. One way I'd like to envision this happening is Gert being lured into a basement which is then flooded with quick-setting gelatin, similar to what gummi bears are made of. The building is then blown, entombing Gert and Larry under the rubble. We can say the gelatin has properties that keep the two alive while encased because comic book.

>As per the classic 1993 DOOM background we all know and love, many years later in our world the Union Aerospace Corporation begins experimenting with teleportation tech and figure out interdimensional travel. However, along with Hell, they also find a way into Fairyland and after being judged the least dangerous option, expeditions are launched into Fairyland to explore and find ways to exploit it. The site of Gert and Larry's burial is found and excavated, the two are discovered and found to be alive and taken back to Mars for study. This does not sit well with the Fairylanders who remember the green-haired terror.

[1/?]

[2/3]

>Larry is removed from his gummi prison first, then Gert. Larry is poked, prodded, and interviewed extensively. The make him empty his hat, which takes several months and causes numerous deaths due to the more dangerous items stored within. Gert is placed in a hospital bed, and kept unconcious while she is hooked up to machinery of every sort to study her from head to toe. Due to her ultra sugary diet while in Fairyland for three decades, it is found that many of her bodily fluids are more akin to high-quality pancake syrup than anything found inside a normal human. There are rumors that some of her blood was snuck into the cafeteria during breakfast to see if anyone to see if anything was amiss while eating waffles, no one said anything, disconcerting if true.

>Back in her own world, Gert starts growing up, and rapidly. The machines and tubes attached to her work to return her vitals and fluids to what they should be for a normal person. As I imagined in a prior thread, just to add to the continual irriation that is her existence, Gert would wind up a flatchested stick of a woman. Sure she may have some curves now, and may in fact be perfectly fuckable, but there just ain't much to work with. Or you could just go with pic related. DoomGuy awakened in the new DOOM after one researcher became seduced by Hell's promises and worked to break it loose. What sort of villain would be in this tale? Who would Gert be working to hack and slash? Rip and tear?

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>Now, this will hurt, but I want you to think of /r9k/. Knock back a stiff drink, pop a bunch of aspirin and think of the most stereotypically neckbearded, euphoric, fedora-wearing manchild you might find in the darkest, blackest depths of that cesspit. Now, for the one brief horrific moment that you can hold that image in your mind before the pain becomes too much and you black out, actually give him the intellect that so many of those losers say they have. That is the bad guy I'm envisioning for this. His plan is to "restore the innocence lost by man" by trying to merge our world with FairyLand, which would be a massively destructive process. Sadly he's found sympathisers among enough UAC coworkers and Fairlylanders to put this plan into action.

>Shit goes down, and in the chaos that ensues, Gert awakens in not but a hospital gown, hooked up to machines. I think we all can imagine where we go from here. Here's something to set the mood:

youtu.be/kjIVkl34Vig

bump

Stupid but fun

That's pretty cool. not just as a Doom fan but in general.

When, I say!

Thank you.

Gert needs glasses.

that'd be cute

Might be cute, yes, but I'd suggest mistaking Duncan for a dragon could be due to how messed in the head she is rather than eyesight.

Last month's issue had some possible eyesight issues too.

Bump

i think this one started off weak and then picked up towards the end
probably the weakest issue so far in general even at its best but still enjoyable

eh I feel issue 6 was way worse, only thing it had going for it was giving us an official adult Queen Gertrude design, and that was merely a dream

>Would you, provide Gert with the dental care she desperately needs.

only if she's willing, both cause it'd be rude to do otherwise, and cause she'd probably horribly murder me if I tried to without her consent

Zombina is a zombie, she just use spare parts to replace lost/damaged parts.

bump

I just feel like it was too short. It ended when very little happened... well, maybe the others were like that too...

bump

this desu

On a related note, is Gert a virgin? She did have trouble trying to get that one dude to bang her because she looked like a kid.

>Brutal Doom reskin

FUCKING GET ON THAT.

MAYBE ASK THE DUDES OVER AT /VR/ OR SOMETHING.

>On a related note, is Gert a virgin?
almost definitely yes

the earl of sandwich invented the sandwich
harold morse invented the morse code
and victor frankenstein invented frankensteins

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Probably she got some sex before. But it was not consensual and she fucked a guy to death while all the other people in the village looked in horror unable to do anything to stop her.

Oh gosh, Duncan the Dragon is so adorable.

>She'd did have trouble

She tried someone to bang her? WHo? Cannot remember that.

#2, I think. She was trying to chat up a frog man in a bar

>All this pedophilia
I feel like Chris Hansen would have a field day. At least when I dream up something fappable I age the physical body up ala

Having sex with an adult in age and mind that happen to have a body that looks undeveloped is okay, having sex with a child in age and mind that happen to have an adult looking body is not and should get you to jail.

Prepare for a boner you may or may not want.

1/2

She's actually like 30, she only has the body of a child, so it's legally OK to bang her.

Though if you want to bang her because she looks like a kid, yeah, there's something wrong with you.

2/2

The thing is that doesn't matter what you want, if she something from you really hard she will take it from you.

I don't know but that seems to me less like he runs away because of how young she looks but because she's freaking creepy there, holding that ripped off head right at his face and making frog impressions while asking him out.
That's not how you do that.

Love the comic, hope they keep em coming.

This is not going to end well, is it?