A normal guy falls in love with a prostitute

>a normal guy falls in love with a prostitute

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why not?im sure they are less spoiled than the typical middle class raging feminist with princess complex,and more interesting.
and you dont have to marry her anyway

To fall in love with a prostitute is to fall in love with dicks.

I masturbate to shemale porn so I'm already a degenerate

The real fantasy is the hot street walker

They will have relationships, thats not impossible

what they need to show is the reality: they're emotionally disturbed, have had bad relationships which still effect them, they abuse drugs and alcohol

What if I fall in love woth a female prostitute you redditor?

This was done by an expert in photoshop.

>been seeing the same prostitute for a few months
>Lost my virginity to her, only person I've ever fucked
>She's semi attractive and not too expensive
>Normally do it in a hotel but I can't afford it and just invite her back to my place
>We fuck for the amount of time I paid for
>Just as she is about to leave she sees my dvd of an old film called "a matter of life and death"
>Says thats her favourite film, asks if she can watch it
>We watch a film together, we don't do anything
>She phones up the next day and asks if I want to hang out
>When we meet up I ask if I can have sex with her
>She tells me no, because she thinks we have gotten too close
>asks if we can be friends

Did I get friendzoned by a prostitute? What can I do to fuck her again?

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Pay her

What will really happen when you fall in love with a prostitute:
the prostitute will pretend to love you back and continue to ask for money because her sick grandma needs medical treatment, her sister needs bail etc.
Then, one day when you are out of money, she will "dump" (quotation marks because there never really was a relationship) you.

This is is a pasta, I've seen it before I'm sure

sounds like you're both confused. just tell her what you want and if she's not down anymore, burn that bridge. she might come around on her own later on.

I have lived that film. It doesn't have a happy ending...

Ya blew it.
Shouldn't have asked to have sex that second time, it likely ruined what she thought of you.

If you just want sex, get a new hooker. Otherwise just ask her what the go is.

This is pasta. It seems familiar, and no one is this pathetic.

People will reply to this old pasta

actually this is what happened to me and i lived with her for a year while she saw guys in her apartment, i would leave when a client would come over and didnt ask about what they did

i was a literal cuck, she was a couple years older than me and a complete psychotic nutjob. it was one of the worst times of my life

Shit. Reminds me of a couple og threads a guy made on r9k some years a go about a prostitute called Marina. Best thing I've read there for sure.

this pasta even has a name "the day user graduated as omega"
but could happen,whores are also people and can feel lonely.
also helps being a Chad (like always).

>have big money for a short while
>go to a luxury brothel
>chose a national girl (this is spain) over all the russians, wetbacks and africans
>she's nice and we have absolutely wonderful sex
>visit her all the time for a month
>one day I phone asking for an appointment with her, but they said she's not there
>phone every brothel in the city untill I find her in a shitty one
>go visit her
>tell her what I did
>she's so thankfull
>asks me if I like her
>I do
>she tells me "You know who likes you? Rocio"
>who the hell is Rocio?
>After a while I realize it's her real name
>"wish we met somewhere else"
>I'm in love
>She dissapears
>I find her facebook
>five years later
>she's married and has a daughter

>kpg's Minaring: the movie

Who is Rob Kardashian?

>not choosing a Russian girl
absolute pleb

I thought that was Mara in the thumbnail

How do I get a paid gf bros?

they just lay there thinking about her home. Wetbacks are relly efusive, but often you can see how they're going for the money and I don't like it. Ironically, africans are pretty good usually. They don't overact but are not dead fishes either. But I always prefer spanish ones. It can be a fail or a really great win. That time, it was. I had crushes with hoes before, and certainly after that, but nothing like that. You'll laugh about it, but I really think she liked me

I hooked up with a girl I met on online and fucked her like once a week for a couple of months.
She liked me and asked if I wanted to go on a trip to Ireland with her to see some band, and that she wouldn't mind being more than friends if I was interested. I said not, because I was a depressed NEET at the time and didn't want any attachment to anything or anyone.

She offered to pay for everything - all the times we met it was in a hotel and said money was no problem for here even though she was a single mother and just said she worked in social care.

Anyway, a few weeks later I noticed it was her profile on a website for escorts to ply their trade.
We met up a few more times but I never said anything. But she stopped calling me eventually.

Fast forward a couple of years and she sends me a link to her website, coming clean and asking if it bothered me or I'd still be interested in hooking up now and then.

So basically now, I'm here getting freebies from some prostitute whenever she's actually horny and has free time.
She doesn't let me put my dick in her arse any more though for some reason.

It's a shame she's a hooker because she's actually one of the nicest people I know and I really enjoy spending time with her.

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kek

I shagged some Russian and Ukrainian prostitutes on a stag-do in Spain, and while they're hot as fuck, they just lie there and do coke from time to time.
Don't talk or show any kind of enthusiasm or humanity

They were probably kidnapped and trafficked to Tenerife or something.

/soc/ is where you need to go.

I met a girl online that was asking for somebody to "rape" her. I did and turns out she's a professional Dominatrix that enjoys being submissive but doesn't trust people who pay for that. So I'm fucking her on a monthly base for free. She's so petite I can help but laugh to the idea of her being dominant. I'm 6'2, so to the "rape" and the "fuck a prostitute for free" fetishes I have to add some loli stuff

you go to and aids ridden brothel full of sex slaves looking for conversation and thinking about what that piece of meat feels?
you should have picked some mid level horny scort better.

The best girl I fucked in Spain was Russian, she was amazing
But it was a small cozy brothel and I had read reviews online before, she didn't have a single bad one

lost my virginity to a whore, still feel ashamed of it.

I laso met a very nice east european girl once, on a sidewalk. But that's the only one in, I don't know, dozens. You can find dead fishes among every other race, but it's not the norm like with russians.

This one was pretty much a small room with a bar that some skeezy Eastern-European looking guy dragged me and my friends to when we were pissed out of our skulls and separated from the rest of the lads.

He just said it was a club with cheep booze and women, and I was a bit concerned when he started leading us away from the middle of town and through squares to some place tucked down a narrow side-street. But them we got inside and it was just us, some woman at the bar and two tall-ish blondes with big tits and some busted Mestizo-looking chick came out in lingerie and started feeling us up asking if we wanted to "buy them a drink"
It then dawned on me that it was a brothel.

Was she nice about it?

In my case, she was. Taught me a lot and did it very nicely

What did they do to her

sex

jonah?

>let me put
That's why

I'm not even italian and I've seen this pasta before.

UNABLE TO CONFESS HE IS GIFTED WITH THE PROSTITUTES NUMBER BY DEUS EX MACHINA

the idea of having sex with prostitute seems really repulsing to me

I mean, there are so many diseases one can get + the dick mileage she's been though....

I seriously don't think I could get it up with prostitute because of all that, can you guys redpill me on whores? doesn't this bother you?

that's why you chose South Americans, guiri

also those "Russians" were probably Romanian

Yesterday I was thinking of getting a sugar mommy becaise I'm unemployed and good looking

but fucking that 60yo body...

the idea's exciting surreal though

It's just sex. And you're very unlikely to catch anything wearing a condom.

>redpill
i dont think you'll have to worry about touching a woman any time soon

I thought that was Little Caprice from the thumbnail...

>getting triggered by a meme word because it reminds him of a board he dislikes
The absolute state of you

No one will ever believe me but I originally posted this pasta on Sup Forums years ago

Literally the greatest accomplishment in my life is a shitpost on Sup Forums and I will never achieve anything greater in life. Every time I see it posted I wanted to kill myself.

Most eastern european prostitutes are kidnapped by Israeli human trafficking organisations.

Never been to one, but if I did I'd find a kink-friendly one to live out crazy fantasies I'd feel too weird to ask a "normal" gf/date. That or ask for a long Klixen-style bj/hj, but no penetrative sex

I actually have a gf that I regularly perform sexual acts with, thank you.
I don't think that's the case really. Fungus/HPV and couple of others don't really care about your rubber.

I wouldn't mind if my gf was a hooker, that's kinda interesting and better than some spoiled basic bitch anyway

This I can get behind.

>normal guy falls in love with a prostitute

That's the kind of thing a Sup Forums type would do. That or end up with a shrewish Asian bitch who he lets walk all over him.

How would you go about getting one? I'm moving to my own place in a few weeks and Im getting /fit/, a sugar mommy is all I crave for.

I fucked a random eastern european whore once, it was alright

I didn't even know how she looks like before the meeting other than she's "pretty"

WE NEED MORE CUTE, CHEAP AND CARING PROSTITUES

I don't know, craigslist? keep in mind that the kind of woman who needs to pay for it has to be disgusting so it's pretty hardcore imo to fuck something like that

and the fucking is the easy part, the hardest part would be flirting with her and acting like you're in love with her

Eh, as long as she doesn't want to meet my parents, it's all good.

A normal guy falls in love with a prostitute.

Unable to put it in, he is gifted by a deus sex machina with the location of the girls vagina. Never minding the strange body area, he immediately puts it in, and is overjoyed to find out that it fits really well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's session with the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the vagina he fucked is not the girls real vagina. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is the girl's alternate universe vagina, who wants to have sex with the MC's own AU dick, who too is blissfully unaware of the location of her vagina.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the sexual organs of their other selves. While the two chase their respective sexual organs, HENTAI ACTS ensues as they begin to fuck with each other instead and question the NATURE of SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.

FINDS

Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

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>Unable to pay for sex with her, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has the hots for him as well.
But, the next day, when he goes to Chuck's, he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a disgusted expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this brothel at all. She is the girl’s Sneed's counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her lust.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private sexual perversions in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the pussy and/or cock of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of SEX.

tried to post this like 20 times
>nofap is killing me
>take a chance on a gumtree massage advert
>go to a place 20 mins from me
>qt italian opens the door in full leather lingerie
>strips and lets me feel her up and play with her huge tits while she gives me a handy, a massage then another handy
morale of the story is, just do it I guess

>cheap skanks get free money for doing basically nothing and still go on to ensnare some cuck and leech off him for life
>entire misbegotten joke of a gender somehow has the gall to complain about how hard they have it
You bitch-entitlement enablers are fucking pathetic