CNN's W. Kamau Bell slams decision to make Phelps Olympic flag-bearer

>CNN's W. Kamau Bell slammed a vote to make swimmer Michael Phelps the U.S. flag-bearer during the Olympic Opening Ceremony, taking a shot at Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump in the process.


>The decision to have Phelps carry the flag during Friday's ceremony was made after a vote among U.S. athletes representing the U.S. in Rio de Janeiro.

>Bell, 43, instead advocated for Ibtihaj Muhammad, a female American fencer of Muslim descent.

>“Muhammad carrying the flag would be much bigger than your one moment,” Bell said.

>“It would be a symbol for our country in this moment when we are mostly known for one of the most contentious, controversial, scandal-ridden, hateful, xenophobic, jingoistic, and just generally unlikable presidential elections in recent memory. This is at a time when we could use some more symbols of unity and togetherness.”

>Bell also argued Muhammad served as “a one-stop inclusion shop due to her race, sex and religion."

>Muhammad, a graduate of Duke University, is the first U.S. athlete to compete in the Olympics while wearing a hijab.

>Bell ends his letter by thanking Phelps "for stepping aside" as flag-bearer, although he never did, nor did he offer to do so.

>As planned, Phelps led the delegation of American athletes in Rio's Maracana Stadium on Friday night.

Michael has ADHD, why is Bell making fun of someone with a mental illness?

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What do you think, Sup Forums? Should Michael Phelps have been allowed to be the USA's flag bearer even though he's a white male?

>Brazil
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I just tune out niggers now. I've ascended to not giving a fuck at all about what anyone says, it's all just white noise

I think the American athletes and fans should observe and learn from their Brazilian experience. Its like jumping into a time machine a going two years into the future or something for Americans.

Ha the talentless comedy central nigger is on cnn now, for no reason

>EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE ABOUT SOMETHING
>HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME
>Y-Y-YOU'RE JUST RACIST

Why are people so entitled?
>I should carry flag cuz religion
>I should be accepted to college cuz muh black skin color
>I can enter this country illegal cuz muh country sucks
>I deserve government benefits cuz i'm illegal and can't get a job
>I chopped off my nuts so i'm right about everything
>As a mom...

sick of this shit

I wouldn't say two, maybe ten.

he would lose his naacp card if he did something other than complain or commit crimes

This nigger is blissfully unaware that the whole USA team voted him to carry the flag right?

Michael Phelps is the most decorated Olympian in history. Let him be the standard bearer.

Fuck your SJW bullshit.

niggers on suicide watch

Michaels got the most fucking medals he earned that shit. Niggers just mad because he can't swim

>one-stop inclusion stop

I see some potential here.

Sure, success should determine if you're the flag bearer, not gender, religion, or race..

Fuck these racist ass liberals.

>Phelps won eight gold medals at once
>Hijabi Al-Daesh couldn't even bring the America she supposedly cares about a fucking a bronze

Bite me, W. Kamau Bell.

I've hated this guy ever since I saw he interviewed Colin Quinn on his low-rated TV show about Colin Quinn's stand up special "Unconstitutional." The only thing he found worthy of discussing about the constitution was the second amendment.

Fuck that liberal faggot.

so we only like muslims who wear submission helmets now? what about normal, assimilated, moderate muzzies?

Because everything in life is about "virtue" signaling to you fuckwits.
Fuck off cocksucker.

Oh shoo with the drama. We had a goddamn midget with a twig

Phelps already has a gold also. So yea fuck them both.

I didn't know the Olympics enforced fucking affirmative action.

This nigger thinks a Muslim girl is more worthy than our greatest Olympian of all time just because she's Muslim.

literally affirmative action

Don't you mean... Black Noise

I heard he is black. Over and over. From him. As I watched his show.

kek

Kamau "Whitey a shit" bell AKA "Everything is white privilege, even atheism"

You can't get any worse than Kamau bell. You just can't. Try to argue otherwise

>Protip: it is futile.

>We should have someone other than the athlete that has the most olympic gold medals in all of history carry our flag

Just look at that smug "whitey a mufucking devil and u can't do shit about it #StayWoke" face

I'm sorry... how many gold medals has Ibtihaj Muhammad won? Yeah, I thought so.

Typical leftist horseshit.

Punish success in the name of pushing the narrative.

Phelps earned the right wave the flag. Glad they didn't give in.

>tfw almost all swimming finals are on some ungodly yuro hours

fuck im not even a fan but im curious how much more gold this nigga will pack since its probably his last olympics

>lets not have the most successful olympian of modern times represent us
>lets get some idiot nobody has ever heard of instead

dumb

How the fuck can a braindead piece of shit or worthless sellout even let himself have no shame or value to the point they would ever write this?
Give me one good reason he even deserves to live on the same Earth as me? Seriously. Why does he think his life and opinion matters to anyone in any form? Why does his stupid shit skin color even matter? Has he felt no fucking pain in his life that all he does is bitch about retard stupid shit that literally, literally, virtually, doesn't matter.

Ay yo whiteboiiiis, how 'bout dem reparations n sheit? We WUZ kangs u know, we need mo money fo dem pyramids, y'all white supremacist cumskin ameriKKKans ain't got shit on us MELANINATED YAKUBITES

This guy really proves the niggers have 60 iq meme

Well, at least American liberals are honest about their pandering.

>Muslim descent

>let's literally ignore all accomplishment and merit and revert to blatant figurehead tokenism
race war cannot come soon enough

You don't want to know about Kamau Bell. This man is such an entitled prick he quite honestly triggers me. His whole Schtick boils down to "white people are shit, dey holdin us black folk down" and he does it with such smug condescendance, all while being credible because he's eloquent and well-read. He's just like Deray, upper-class blacks who believe without a doubt that White AmeriKKKa (TM) is out to get every black person.

And that smug fake intellectual look. Fuck, I'm gonna go punch a wall or something.

A nigger complaining. What's new

Absolutely not. White males are racist. Niggers and Muslims are not

>Some random fucking fucking raghead

>The greatest Olympian in history

Oh jeez boss I dunno that's a tough one.

>in this moment when we are mostly known for one of the most contentious, controversial, scandal-ridden, hateful, xenophobic, jingoistic
>let's make it worse by showboating a token shitskin out instead of a guy who now has an all time record medal count
Niggers are this stupid to be so easily manipulated it's beyond funny. I bet he bought right into the entire 'we wuz' meme as well.

>implying based Phelps cares about the opinion of someone who can't swim

White people in general should hold the flag where niggers of all varieties deserve a prison cell.

When is the day of the rope btw??

Thanks for making me smile; needed that.

>When is the day of the rope btw??
Jan 16 2017 say my dubs

K3k :-D

He's just like W.E.B.
A well-spoken and educated piece of shit.
Just because you're a genius doesn't make you a smart guy.

What disgusting skin tone. Like dried leather left hanging over an exhaust pipe.

If we had followed his suggestion, the flag bearer would have been shown to be a loser.

Phelps won another gold and that mudslime didn't win shit.

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>Bell also argued Muhammad served as “a one-stop inclusion shop due to her race, sex and religion."

lol, and while that chump and Cornell West were still avoiding barber shops like they were klan rallies, Michael Phelps was going on to win the most medals in the history of the fucking Olympics. there is no one in the history of the games more deserving of carrying in their nations flag than Phelps.

Muslim descent? It's a religion you can come and go anytime you want. That's like saying Christian descent.

>Kamau Bell
Hell, this faggot is still around?? Kek, I thought he had disappeared back into obscurity.

>muh mudslime Olympian
Haha, I was so glad when that cunt lost.

>“a one-stop inclusion shop due to her race, sex and religion."

The fuck is wrong with these people

Earn it.
Minorities don't seem to understand that simple phrase.

Do people actually listen to this talentless piece of shit? Didn't his show get cancelled? Fuck, his entire idea of a """comedy""" show was comedy itself.

>let's make a funny show about one topic, all the time, every time, every single episode

These fuckers are beyond self parody at this point. Just how ridiculous is this shit going to get?

Who's this; the newest anti-white, Muslim, black-supremacist that CNN has hired to show how not racist they are? Phelps didn't get to carry the flag because "he's fucking a white male", as carl the cuck would so elegantly put, he got to carry the flag because he's a fucking national treasure who's won 18 (EIGHTEEN!!!) gold medals (GOLD!!!!!) he got to carry the flag because he earned it through years (if not decades) of hard work. The only parts of the olympics I actually enjoy is watching phelps stack more gold in his treasure chest than black beard. Striping him of this honor that he so obviously deserves because of his race/religion/sex would have been extremely racist/sexist/christianphobic. Niggers like this really jingle my jangles.

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Actually, after completely BTFOing last nights competition, I think he has 19 or 20 golds now, my mistake.

Just on Phelps...

To be fair, swimming is the easiest of all sports to win multiple medals in, so long as you have the stamina down its really easy to just apply your swimming across multiple disciplines which are in reality very similar. Add to that the fact that there is way less competitors in terms of countries (no African countries really swim lol) so it makes it easy pickings for countries with good swimmers and big swimming culture.

Second easiest is probably athletics, because there are a bunch of similar events, however the competition is higher because you end up having a lot more people from varied countries because the action itself is easier to learn. So you can earn multiple medals fairly easily but there is a bit more variation and competition.

Gymnastics is weird, because the disciplines are quite different, but clearly there is some correlation between them i guess.

Tbqh, i honestly think he is nowhere near the best Olympic athlete of all time, unlike what a bunch of people think.

>>Bell also argued Muhammad served as “a one-stop inclusion shop due to her race, sex and religion."

See this? This right here is grounds for punching that man in the face.

>We ticked off all the boxes

This shit is about as offensive as giving rapefugees a pass

>Because they don't know any better

He looks ready to sweep the leg...

IGNORE THE GUY THAT ACTUALLY WON GOLD AND CHOOSE THE WOMAN THAT CAN'T WIN ANYTHING BECAUSE SHE'S BLACK AND A MUSLIM

PROGRESSIVE AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO

Why do shitlibs have such a hijab fetish?

What happened to cuckold show for teenagers?

Look at that bitchs twitter. She's literally an islamist

Is this YLYL, because I just lost. Holy fuck.

>All those flavored...
>and you choose to be salty

>stein

On top of all that, he's a fucking fatass who can't be bothered to get fit or eat right. The one show of his I watched some kid called him out on it and it was quite amusing. I'll give him credit for one thing: he didn't edit the scene out, but he did try to use it to up his "self-deprecating charm" score and it failed dismally.

Total asshole and quite the racist. Not just against whitey either. You should've seen his show about Latinos in East LA. They clearly didn't like his nigger ass either.

>most decorated Olympian in the world
>"he shouldn't be the flag-bearer because muh progressive politics"

okay
if some random muzzie bitch in a hijab carried the flag we could've recognized it as what it was--letting the designated Team Retard who everybody cheers for (pities) be the REAL winrar.

You mean like a Walmart

i never said Phelps was the best Olympic athlete of all time, nor do i believe that myself. i said he won the most medals in Olympic history, and that made him the most deserving to carry their nations flag.

>letting a degenerate pot smoker carry the flag

He looks like he should be covered in flies. They would never have allowed such an unkempt, hairy, unwashed monkey on television 50 years sgo, let alone as a "pundit" whose opinion is valued.

To be fair, hijab porn is nice. So is nun porn, for that matter.

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>slammed
>this dumb jounro speak
>as though what was said was amazing or somehow worth warrant

Dude, Phelps should have started the olympics like a king telling everyone try and take him down.
Some loser ass muslim free ride does not speak for the american way.

>being able to look at things from a scientific, and objective point of view is a white luxury

Such low standards he places on black people. What would blacks do if they didn't have imaginary emotional crutches?

To think I might have liked this shit in 2006 when the anti-white thing wasn't so asinine and prevalent.

Michael Phelps a qt :3

he is the best in the usa team and he has to carry that flag, the fuck is wrong with that niggun?

What I find most hilarious about the left is that they can't help categorise people into groups, not see them as individuals, worse than any racist
>“a one-stop inclusion shop due to her race, sex and religion."

>Bell also argued Muhammad served as “a one-stop inclusion shop due to her race, sex and religion."

Funniest shit I have read today.

>most successfull Olympic swimmer of all time not suitable to carry flag of his country because of his gender, skin color and religion

Do these fucking faggots even understand what they are saying?

>>Bell also argued Muhammad served as “a one-stop inclusion shop due to her race, sex and religion."


So he only cares about what she is, and not who she is or what she does. Typical left-wing mindset.

Daily reminder that leftists are racists and they can't stop thinking about race.

This, it's fucking unreal mate

Why are niggers even Muslim? Their kind was being enslaved by Muslim Arabs for centuries before Europeans even knew sub-Sahara Africa even existed...