Storytime of Pain: WARRIOR

SPEAK TO ME, WARRIORS!

I've only got the first issue that a kind user found last night. But that's more than enough.

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THE DEFINITION OF DESTRUCITY

One guess which decade this came out in.

Ultimate Warrior is the Michael Jackson of wrestling, after his death everyone forgot why he was shut down from the industry

Naked Warrior

WE MUST REMIND THEM, BROTHER! THE SEERS ON HIGH MUST BE REDEEMED WITH TALES OF DESTRUCITY

Oh thank God his briefs are intact

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>*Foked = Focused

This is like a shitty Marville prequel

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Father Warrior! I knew you'd come!

I'll be honest, I gave up on this page halfway through.

This is some purple prose

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It's only Thursday....
I didn't think I would feel dead inside until tomorrow night.

Such is the Way of the Warrior.

FILL THE EMPTINESS OF YOUR SOUL WITH DESTRUCITY or pie, pie works too

>SKRONK

I think I'll choose pie.

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>SKRONK
wat

ENJOY THE PASTRIES OF DESTRUCITY

I think it's suppose to be the nose-snort thing Warrior use to do.

Except, you know. Underwater. That makes sense.

That seems excessively violent, Warrior. People need faces.

I like the thought of Warrior sitting at a computer screen, typing all this out key by key.

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>Feel my power bring you face-to-face with...
>...BEING NO MORE

Hahaha REKT

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Interesting, never knew Warrior's bicep ribbons were made from the skin of his fallen enemies.

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>I SHALL KILL YOU... WITH DEATH!

What the fuck? One page he's fighting in a jungle, the next is snow-covered mountains?

I am way too sober for this shit.

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Hey, same user from last night. Found the other three issues, and even an Xmas special. Gonna upload those. Again, my UL speed is shit so it might take a while.

OH SHIT TWIST INCOMING

The hero we need in these dark days ahead!

Oh boy

It's Destrucity, I ain't gotta explain shit

No shit? Thanks man, I'll continue after you're done then.

Even though I'm sure this will sentence us to hell.

Thanks... I guess?

ANOTHER TWIST I GUESS? I DON'T KNOW THIS IS THE LAST PAGE

So, this is all just a fever dream inside a coma? Wow, I didn't expect any of this to suddenly make sense.

Well the last story page, because theres 10 PAGES OF TEXT AND ART

I know shit about wrestling, what the fuck is going on?

Nevermind, I take that back.

"Queering don't make the world work." -Warrior

Short B&W story in the back, jesus this thing never ends

WARRIOR

FUCKING

UNIVERSITY

Warrior tackling the hard issues of racism.

Tackling is too soft a word. Suplexing. That's it.

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Wait, did he rape that girl then invite her to his college?

This book is great.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Warrior's co-creator, who I can only assume was chained in his basement and forced to do this.

Warrior!!! Saving lives, one forced dicking at a time.

Except for guys, they can die. It'd be gay to save them.

Like you don't want Warrior to fuck you while you sleep and give you free tuition.

>I can only promise to take you there, however, your return I cannot guarantee...

Can't think of a better way to describe this book.

That's it for now, small break until user uploads then I will continue.

FOR DESTRUCITY

Now for the second issue!

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Thanks for continuing!

My brain hurts

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I thought for a minute this was a Guy Gardner Warrior storytime and was about to call you out on being a pleb, but this is not Guy and it definitely is bad. Continue on user

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I assume OP got links already, but here they go, for the sake of archival or whatever
Warrior 002 (1996) (Ultimate Creations).cbr
www105.zippyshare.com/v/tKrAQVBl/file.html
Warrior 003 (1996) (Ultimate Creations).cbr
www105.zippyshare.com/v/smRKLdAF/file.html
Warrior 004 (1997) (Ultimate Creations).cbr
www105.zippyshare.com/v/PNDC1Ift/file.html
Warrior X-Mas (1996) (Ultimate Creations).cbr
www105.zippyshare.com/v/W3sUQj7F/file.html

Thanks again for the storytime, OP.

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>MUH SHIRT
This comic is a wild ride

I'm only doing the second issue cause something came up. Luckily someone else has the links in

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Becoming Full-Blown shouldn't be used to describe anything

So what is SKRONK supposed to even sound like? I can't imagine what sound he's making to have that type of onomatopoeia.

I think Spoony's video actually showed what that Skronk was supposed to sound like.

>Believe THIS
BELIEVE WHAT?
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?
WHY THE FUCK IS HE A CYBORG
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HIS HAIR?

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who watched those back in the day.

I'm settling for chinese takeout

When Spoony was still funny.

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Some people clearly didn't see the Spoony/Linkara crossover.

>SKREEEE-ONK

youtube.com/watch?v=cF4ZTcuhixc

3:13. But really, the whole video is magical.

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We rightfully give the TGWTG crew a lot of shit, but they have put out some genuinely funny things.

the only painful thing about this is that there's no more of it

I thought the video they did in 2009, with the first issue and the X-Mas special, that was funny. But the follow-up videos were mostly weak with like one or two bright spots.

>FEELZ BEFORE REELZ
damn, this comic is ahead of its time in all aspects

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Around that time TGWTG was fun to watch. Spoony wasn't fucked up. Linkara was thin. ADAMANTIUM RAGE.

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>package to unload
>asphalt this asshole

Warrior fighting homosexuality itself