Watch a few episodes of a sitcom every day

>watch a few episodes of a sitcom every day
>startc acting like one of the characters

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>post on Sup Forums 12 hours every day
>vocabulary consists of "fuck", "niggers" and "faggot" and not much else

>watch tv show i used to love as a kid/teenager for the first time in years
>realise i've completely based my personality on the main character's
what's their name Sup Forums?

>make a comment that's originally from a sitcom
>everybody laughs
>hope nobody was able to tell it was from the show

Laterally moi

>Somebody mentions that you heard it from the show
>have to kill them or get them fired so that you have things to say for the next couple months until you start a new show

>talking about wonder woman with bros
>friend ask who's playing her
>blurt out "SOME FUCKING KIKE"
>awkward pause
That's how I quit Sup Forums

I've done this with the jobbies plant joke from iasif

>watch Cobra every day
>start acting like Cobra

How alpha are you now?

I cut my pizza... with scissors.

you're doing god's work user

I never got this.

>watch deadwood
>speak like an insufferably pretentious faggot for weeks after

>be easily impressionable millenial
>will never know freedom of thought or original ideas
>profit

>Watch sitcom for a while
>Plan to be more like a certain character, because I think it seems to work out for him
>Forget about it after five minutes

I just finished marathoning Seinfeld and it brainwashed my speech patterns. Everything kept coming out as a Jerry bit

>start acting like Mike from BCS
>move around slow like an old man
>follow other cars and watch burger king through the mirrors in my car for hours
>drive out in the desert and dig random holes in the ground

>started trying to be smart and verbose
>it was difficult
>just call everyone and everything a cocksucker

>watch tons of porn
>start thinking about sex in terms of crazy positions

>watch tons of porn
>lost interest in real woman

too close

Youre white, arent you

>be the only people in sitcoms/dramas
>surprised when we start acting like them

Fucking Sherlock over here.

Nah it's more like because only a white millennial raised by a single mother would be so autistically lacking in personality that he begins aping what he sees "the cool guys in the TV shows" doing. Also nic

At least white people mimic comedy characters, which is generally harmless, if cringeworthy. Black people spend their time idolizing degenerate rappers and literal criminals and begin to mimic actual dangerous behavior.

I wouldn't say Chris Chan is harmless. Also I'm not black so not an argument, my man

autism transcends race

t. not white, started adopting the personalities of IASIP characters by accident when I was 15

>read something stupid
>stare at the "camera"

pic related

>watch Star Trek TNG
>start acting like Data

>browsing youtube randomly
>suddenly a topless woman appears in a video

I talked like that before I found Sup Forums

EB Barnum?

>tits in thumbnail

>Watch Drive
>start acting like the driver

patrician

>revisit sitcom I loved as a kid
>it doesn't hold up

Fuck off, nigger faggot

I never understood this image. What beloved 90s movie has racism, sexism, homophobia and transphobia all in one package? What fucking movie could this possibly refer to?

Ace Ventura

A good one.

The Pest

You're going to have to be more specific.

>mfw I rewatch The Office for the fifth time and I realize I've been subconsciously mirroring Jim's mannerisms and personality for the last five years
>mfw I even stole his haircut

You should see if you can get Jenna Fischer to fall in love with you.

this shit really changes me lol

>watch tons of porn
>make gf suck my balls and talk like a retarded whore

feels gewd

mike is comfy as fuck

>watch anime all my childhood
>cool guys are quiet and mysterious loners
>actively avoid being social
>realize a decade later I played myself and self induced autism
Thanks japan ruined my life

>>cool guys are quiet and mysterious loners
Like who? Most of the cool anime characters I know are pretty outgoing.

i missed this shit

>watch silicon valley
>become a hybrid of Gilfoyle and Jared

>implying you fuck

that sounds horrible

Is College Humor still a thing?

>Watch Pirates of the Caribbean
>Start chokeholding people with a claw-like hand
DO YOU FEEAAHH DETH-AHHH??

White Chicks

>Watched all the seasons of the sopranos multiple times
>Curse all the time
>Pronounce words with a nj italian accent like "muthafucka!"
>Get in peoples faces and tell them how things are going to be
>Eat more pasta
>Smoke cigars
>Breathe heavy

youtube.com/watch?v=g0YwfPNXUjQ

this and its shit

I used the D.E.N.N.I.S system completely by accident.

The kind that picture is probably talking about? Almost every fucking comedy. The 90's were full of dumb jokes about gays, trannies and race. Of course most of those movies actually don't hold up because they were never really good to begin with and those jokes are rarely if ever in bad spirit anyway. If you can really call the tranny thing in Ace Ventura transphobic with a straight face you're probably somewhere far along the spectrum.

If you've watched Psych and haven't adjusted your mannerisms to behave like Shawn Spencer then you're an absolute fool

Everything came up George for me after marathoning it.

I find it funny as fuck and it has a surprisingly good sequel but this might just be my nigga Ace.

Wait why is she using a fucking game controller? am I out of the loop here?

He also kept it in the freezer, not just in the fridge but in the freezer

The final reveal of Ace Ventura its that the villain, a lady, turns out she used to be a he. Everyone acts disgusted that they kissed her. Thats the transphobia she is probably referring to. Haven't watched it in years but don't remember there being any kinda racist jokes or gay jokes

you retard, good for you

You are supposed to redpill normies slowly and piecewise. Blurting out "some fucking kike" is not redpilling, instead it actually acts as a bluepill strengthener by reinforcing programmed blue pills.

Fucking idiots, does Sup Forums need a fucking "HOW TO BE A SMART REDPILLER FOR IDIOTS" or something?

This

Im de fyre dat sparcks de revvlution. We r user moose we r cumming

>Watch a show or movie where the main character narrates
>Start talking like him in my internal monologue

y-you mimic Chris Chan?

>Watch Rain Man
>Start going on Sup Forums

>Watched American Psycho
>Started seeing digits

Watch a shitcom from before my time. Realize parents named me after the retard on the show who repeatedly fucked the other castaways out of opportunities to be rescued. Parents stayed in a loveless marriage "for the kids".

>listen to podcasts about serial killers
>start thinking up cool new ways to kill people

Fucking Ruxin from The League. My personality and sense of humor exactly and I honestly couldn't tell you which which came first me or him.

>every single sitcom ever is jewish male + white female
>start saying "pure coincidence" to every situation

so weird.

Ooooh shit this guy gets it. That show is comfy as wearing broken in sneakers while getting your dick sucked and eating macaroni and cheese all at the same time

My favorite sitcom is The Goldbergs™ if you're interested in this hilarious show The Goldbergs™ you can purchase seasons of The Goldbergs™ on amazon right now! Personally I love The Goldbergs™

I've heard it both ways

Fucking kek. Best episodes are still either Tuesday the 17th or Dual Spires

You're gonna wanna stop doing that.

Why is he using that pair of poop scissors to cut his snack with?

You forgot "cuck"

...

Not sure if youre a castmember or producer but either way theres some suspicious plugging going on here

God damn it. Of all things, this makes me chuckle. Here's your (you).

you mean these dubs?

MEDIOCRE

L

GUTS
Griffith somehow is both.

WATCH IT Sup Forums IMAGE

>tfw you will never kick someone's head open with your heel

This is the only true solution

Jotaro Kujo. He's so cool and badass.

A born sociopath. You belong here.

Quads.

>watch goodfellas
>bust balls for a week
>get fresh for a week
>keep him here for a week

never heard of LTG?
doesn't matter if you aren't "white"
single mother raising toxic little shits knows no bounds