The Storytime Weekend of Pain continues with the second part of The Unholy Trinity, Bill Jemas' Marville!
Storytime of Pain: Marville
Charles Thompson
Ryan Morgan
Remember to keep the other SoPs bumped for new readers just joining the PAIN TRAIN.
(Trouble)
(WARRIOR)
(Amazons Attack)
(JLA: Created Equal & JLA: Act of God)
Elijah Green
Based Jemas
Samuel Rogers
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Lincoln Williams
By the love of god no
Leo Gray
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Levi Miller
Woops, the correct link to Trouble is here:
Anthony Wood
You're doing Sins Past, right?
Carson James
also, will anyone do Titans ? so we can all see the edge that slade was ?
Austin Stewart
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Luis Nelson
what the literal fuck
Bentley Garcia
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Daniel Turner
This is easily the biggest piece of shit for me in this entire storytime.
Easton Sanchez
It's on the list.
Cameron Peterson
I've read this comic so many times and I still don't understand the thought processes that went into making it.
Lucas Stewart
We are having right now at the same time a Sonichu and a Trouble thread.
But this.
This is unforgivable solid shit
Oliver Clark
Oh man, are you in for a ride.
Logan Scott
Coolio
Levi Jackson
Bill Jemas told PAD that him shitting onto a piece of paper would sell more than a Captain Marvel relaunch, so they turned it into a competition.
PAD wrote a fantastic Captain Marvel relaunch, while Jemas wrote one of the single worst comics in Marvel history. I can't remember who ended up winning that bet.
Julian Young
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Liam Miller
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Nathaniel Baker
As the guy who just finished storytiming Warrior...
...Marville is the worst comic I've ever read.
Connor Phillips
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Brayden Sullivan
It's like Douglas Addams trying to write a lot of unfunny SNL sketches at the same time
Joseph Price
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Jordan Wright
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Cameron Murphy
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Angel Diaz
I feel like there's a joke I'm not getting.
Ayden James
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Joshua Kelly
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Ian Howard
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Christian Gray
Wait till issue 3.
Just you wait.
Ian Sullivan
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Joseph Cox
This was kind of joke comic really, it was made because of a bet with Peter david
Mason Bennett
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James James
The joke is that there are people who actually bought this fucking garbage.
Lucas Robinson
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Jace Reed
Yes, I understand all *that*.
It's the comic itself. Like, why Ted Turner? Why Rush Limbaugh? Why the bizarre tone shifts? Why the attacks on everything from science to common sense?
It's like I'm looking at the incoherent scrawlings of a madman.
Anthony Kelly
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Ian Ward
We paid for this, there is no plot and Ted Turner is in it
We are the joke
Leo Fisher
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Jack Miller
Keeping a couple of the ads because why not.
Henry Foster
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Xavier Hall
I'm waiting for the GODTIER ISSUE 7
Dylan Watson
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Kevin Bell
Best part of the whole book
Christian Cruz
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Bentley James
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Nathaniel Bell
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Eli Parker
Damn I loved Juicyfruit
Chase Ortiz
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Austin Brooks
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Owen Gutierrez
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Parker Martinez
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Daniel Miller
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Elijah Morris
>In a writing contest with another person
>portray that person as a homeless man with no friends
Is Jemas an actual 12 year-old?
Cameron Torres
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Andrew Wood
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Carter Morgan
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Noah Hughes
Okay that bottom left panel is kind of funny.
Jackson Moore
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Parker Roberts
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Juan Gonzalez
oman
Gavin Gray
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Asher Davis
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Grayson Reed
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Henry Taylor
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Christopher Williams
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Bentley Wilson
This is my first time reading this and it's giving me a headache.
Blake Rodriguez
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Ryder Collins
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Logan Harris
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Wyatt Carter
The closest I've come to comprehension is that I think the things they keep repeating are supposed to be jokes.
Jason Carter
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Luis Jenkins
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Brayden Fisher
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Hunter Morgan
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Gavin Hernandez
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Wyatt Gutierrez
Fuck! Now I want some Oreo-Os!
Dominic Allen
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Camden Adams
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Gavin Ortiz
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Thomas Cruz
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Luke Lewis
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Nathan Evans
Wait, what?
No seriously, what the fuck?
Am I fucking hallucinating this!? Does anything else see just the "script" being layered onto the pages? Is that happening? Or am I dead?
Nolan Hughes
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Kevin Brooks
For what purpose
Lucas Sanders
Yeah, anyone who thought you might have known where this book was going?
You were wrong.
Camden Mitchell
I went on a huge Oreo-O's hunt a couple years ago. They were still being made in South Korea at the time, but apperently they've been discontinued there too. What a shame.
Ian Rivera
The letterer gave up.
Jaxon Rivera
In my headcanon the letterer killed himself when he got the assignment.
Josiah Watson
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Leo Jenkins
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Elijah Collins
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Connor Reyes
I feel like my brain is slowly shutting down.
Bentley Long
You're still alive user. This is just hell seeping through.
Bentley Lee
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Aaron Bell
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Adam Carter
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Evan Scott
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