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Did they seriously make a movie based off those E-Trade commercials

This is literally the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

On a scale, how many poop/fart/Donald trump jokes it will have?

He barely has a mouth and they STILL pulled off the dreamworks face.

Dreamworks makes five shitty movies for every decent one made.

I want to find who ever though of this and murder them in front of their family.

This seems like a parody of a Dreamworks movie.

Oh boy I can't wait to hear a popular music single every 10 minutes.

Dead before it even hit the ground.

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Dead on arrival some may say.

Stillborn, even.

This idea is stillborn

I expect nothing other than those jokes.

SOMEBABY

>There will be tons of rule34 of it

Oh thank god I thought it was that storks movie for a moment.

AND THEY ALL MAKE THIS FACE

Wrong song

Expect this to happen

Dreamworks is that obvious

youtube.com/watch?v=7IiLZ0dvDWU

This is gonna look so dated when Trump loses the Presidency

How much did you pay for Dreamworks, Comcast?

Yeah, money well spent.

>this will sell better than HTTYD 3

This kid gives me that allan gregory vibe and i hate it

Is iylt just me or are kids movies becoming more and more like parodies you'd see of kids movies

Seriously, look at that sixhead. It's unnecessary!

The president of the United States...IS A DUCK?!

What?! Cat's don't wear clothes!

It's like a South Park episode parody

At some point the parody spoofs of movies we thought where too silly to actually be made are actually being made. I'm scared for the the future.

What future?

>it'll sell better than Zootopia

you know at some point in the movie theres gonna be a point where the main character thinks about giving up or whatever and the tone gets all dark

how the fuck are they gonna do that with a fucking baby

>How can I go on... if I'm too big for bottles?

It's like a parody of the average garbage kids movie. Not even a very clever parody.

That movie looks like the type of movie I should hate, but some of the dialogue in the trailer made me want to give it a chance.

isn't that the baby from the memes?

>not youtube.com/watch?v=YbNwvQXkYrY

Are they really making a movie about Donald Trump infancy?

Spooky

...

>You can't be the boss, you're just a baby! A dumb little baby!!

>I truly loved my family....all that time!
>romanticpopsong.mp3 plays
>Daddy...you are not fired anymore
>They wink to the camera
>karaokesong.mp3
>Everybody does a dance and try a wacky 80's song

underrated comment.

That's literally the only joke

Expect a long parody of The Apprentice with Baby Boss firing everyone

>Donald trump jokes
>scene where baby drinks milk from a bottle
>stops drinking milk and says "oh i love it, it's great it's just great, it's wonderful, i love it" in that Donald trump impression

To be fair this works just as easily as corrupt douchey executive. You know that thing Trump was for like 40 years before he became le Wacky Candidate man?

hey man, Kevin Spacey and Jennifer Garner just need money

and apparently the director of the Men In Black movies

oh my fuck

>another shitty shrek sequel
>now this

Dreamworks is creatively and financially bankrupt

this isnt news

Why
What the fuck
No creator would think this is a good idea
Not even a bunch of crazy studio execs would think it's a good idea
Who thought this was a good idea
Who is this for
Who wants this

if only

Yep, there's the DreamWorks face

Starring Kevin Spacey as A TALKING CAT?!

They are going meta.

this is how dreamworks dies

Remember when Kevin Spacey was a respectable actor?

This just made me even more angry. Fuck you.

NO ONE CAN STOP THE PAIN PLEASE SOMEONE STOP THE PAIN

>"Nine lives matter"

The women will love it because they love baby jokes so there's that

Deep down I'm really hoping this ends up being a cerebral drama that was marketed as a shitty movie as a joke

I hope this ends up actually being a super-meta critique of modern family films.

>Dreamworks is stuck making shitty For Kids movies that make tons of money and only one good movie that doesn't make tons of money a year

this has always been the case with Dreamworks

maybe they should go back to copying Disney

So if Trump doesn't win the presidency then doesn't that mean that this movie will become irrelevant before it's even released?

Literally The Shaggy Dog But With A Cat.

>he slowly looks down at the pavement with that generic dreamworks/disney expression.

Another picture to add to the dreamworks face board

>that shitty edit of te cat pulling itself up in the trailer

A lot

>AND HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT
>THAT GROWING UP
>ISNT ALL FUN AND GAMES

How could they think that was ok?

this looks fucking insane

>HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT...IT'S NOT EASY BEING THE BOSS....ALL BY HIMSELF

>From the Director of the Men in Black Movies

>This milk is fantastic, I never heard anyone say that this milk isn't fantastic. Everyone agrees with me, this milk is great. It's great milk.

That's a really long cat.

oh no...

>From the director of the Men In Black movies

... but not really though right?

>It's literally a movie about Baby Hands Trump

How long till he sends a cease and desist?

>It's actually an anthology film where Kevin Spacey commits suicide after his wife and daughter leaves him.
>It's 9 separate stories of him reevaluating his life.
>One is the cat movie but with darker undertones than the commercials let on

He made the two Addams Family movies as well

I hope so.

i've seen the alpha cut of this movie
it's starts out a baby and then a guy runs in picks the baby up turns on the blender and shoves his face into it.
good movie.

Oh no, are we coming back to making baby movies?

Toddlercon : The Movie

Seriously, even as a child I got unconformable watching so many naked babies for such long time. That's the ONLY reason for a movie like this.

>trailer
fuk
youtube.com/watch?v=_jHA97HzhxE
I was getting Batman Returns flashbacks, not helped by Walken

I got some news for you bud

That's not normal

SHIT. GODDAMMIT. IT'S LITERALLY THAT DUMB TRAILER GUY VOICE, AND BASICALLY JACK FROST WITH A GIRL!
AND THE FUCKING HABANERA AS SOUNDTRACK!
IT'S TIME TO STOP!

the baby is somehow still alive and making harrowing noises so he backs over it with his truck

I expect a two minutes movie like pic related

Everyone has to eat

It's not normal feeling like a creep watching babies with adult voices flirting with each other for several minutes?

I'm not even kidding, the main baby boy getting a kiss is part of the plot after dancing with her in Saturday Night Fever fashion. Wish I was kidding!

It's perfect. A perfect abomination.

ROB SCHNEIDER IS

>CGI Cats
>Christopher Walken
>Body exchange movie (current year)
>Christopher Walken
>Workaholic dad moral
>Christopher Walken

Big netflix series sure kill careers

Christ it's Garfield all over again.

>X years ago, Tic-Tac-Toe the movie is a Simpsons gag
>Today, a tetris movie is in the works

youtube.com/watch?v=NnjVAeTuens

SNL has a reoccuring skit where they take a 40 year old cast member and have him act like a baby while the host of the week tries not to crack up. This will be that movie for 90 minutes instead of seven.

>Dreamworks thought this was a better idea than Me and My Shadow
Just end my life.