ITT devilish things you've done in another country

ITT devilish things you've done in another country

>finish dinner in bong restaurant
>leave tip

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slav squatted in Poland
we even got arrested for it

Asked for a Latte in Italy once

I didn't tip in burgerland

NEETed it up with a family of leaf frogs and fugged the daughter frequently

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>finish dinner in bong restaurant
>leave tip
But this is a relatively normal thing.

>Didn't pay 30p to take a shit at a major british train station

had sex with a Chinese woman, even though we were only supposed to be "language partners".

I shoplifted in Paris. The souvenirs were a rip off. They have those little music boxes but they were 10 euros each, the tiny ones where its just the mechanism inside a cardboard. So what i did was i pocketed one and paid for one since 5 euros seems like a fairer price and im sure the cunt indian still made a profit. I got Star wars and Let it be. Vid related.

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Puke in a street in pamplona two years ago
Took shrooms for the first time in Vienna and tripped all around the city screaming and jumping like a mad man two years ago
Had unprotected disgusting anal sex with gf in the woods of the Guatemala border

Went to Montréal and pretended that I couldn't give directions in English.

>meet girl online
>fly over
>family is sketchy so they don't mind my loserness
>acquire french style dinners and explore the frozen north, like way up north in some mining village
>drunken natives everywhere
>help them with remodeling the house and play WoW with her dad to not be a complete dick
>eventually dump her because french canadians are insane

Hey I did the same stuff actually. But in my case we went to some small lakeside village and her father was marrying a FOB Chinalady and I got to attend the wedding, too.

Took a big fart in the tube during rush hour

Pissed in store glass wall in Paris
I was very drunk

>was told trains were punctual in Germany
>drank a lot of beer during the flight from Frankfurt to Munich (it was free in Lufthansa flights, Warsteiner I think?)
>had to wait 30 mins past scheduled time for train to arrive (supposedly delayed due to "problems in the tracks" or so the announcer said)
>all of that beer needed to go but I had no coins to pay for the public toilets
>couldn't find one of those free toilets
>thought I could make it to the hotel in time
>turns out I couldn't
>ended up pissing myself in the elevator of the hotel just 1 floor before arriving at my room
>there was no one but myself in the elevator
>booked it out of there without telling anyone
>saw people complaining about the smell of piss later on and wondering what happened

Brought chewing gum into Singapore

Lmao they get offended by this?

>leaving a tip
>I've done this too... IN JAPAN

>be me
>10 years old
>go on trip to new zealand
>try to order fish and chips where possible
>always giggle behind the waiters back when they say "fush and chups"
>one time I ordered 6 servings for me and the family because I just wanted to hear the guy say "sex servungs of fush and chups" since he had a super thick accent
>get violently sick halfway through the trip
>just keep ordering fish and chips
>3/4 of my meals were fish and chips
>didn't eat it for another 5 years

Just piss against the train station.

>always take the metro without ticket in Germany (no gates lol)
>bought illegal drugs in numerous countries
>almost start a fight with a trannie in Milan
>steal beers from indian shop in London several times
>piss on buildings in Switzerland because it’s a little too perfect for my liking
>get in without paying in several monuments in Portugal (portuguese security lol)
>written on walls with a spraycan in Germany, Italy, Greece and England

that’s it I think

>went to Bangkok
>screamed " THAILAND IS GAY AND TRANS" in my language

>Visiting Japan
>arrive at tori no kizoku
>it’s closed
>have an insane urge to pee
>climb a couple floors down and empty my bladder

it was an outside of the building metal staircase, btw, this was in Asakusa, then we went to another tori no kizoku which was open, good times

>dad plays WoW
French Canadians are the worst.

EU was a mistake.

>had a wee in the pool at wet'n'wild

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tori kizoku ==> correct

>Visiting Japan
>arrive at aokigahara spookeru forestu
>it's open
>have an insane urge to film a recently deceased suicide victim
>climb a couple bushes down and empty my camera on the dead jap lmao

lol fuck japs *dab* I'm actually sorry tho *dab*

I acted like an autistic robot in Italy as I do in my country
I tried to use 200 euro bill at a small private shop and refused in Italy