New Sausage Party trailer

youtube.com/watch?v=VPONNiURlxY

Pretty ballsy to spoil the only interesting part of the script and leave out all of bullshit that takes up most of the movie.

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Can't wait for the big orgy scene!

>Pretty ballsy to spoil the only interesting part of the script
Oh shit they put the orgy into a trailer?

Actually made me laugh

Why's the TP sentient?

so why did it take 200,000 years for food to start killing humans

Please let this mean the Goon will be made.

DUDE WEED

>dem hips

Pray with me brother.

If anything good can come out of this, it's the chance, the bare minimal chance, that The Goon movie might happen.

God no. I was talking about them killing humans.

>Seth Rogen laugh at 0:22
goddamn it

>SAME FUCKING JASON DERULO SONG
soundcloud.com/kill-caustic/go-ham-sandwich

youtube.com/watch?v=GOF-ubVcRzM

Why the fuck is the toilet roll alive
who eats toilet roll

>Seth Rogen Film
>Weed is the McGuffin of the plot
fuck you
fuck this

Well,I guess it looks okay visually.

>woman doesn't react to them screaming and begging for their lives
>stoner dude can talk to them for some reason
>inconsistent rules for what is and isn't alive

I'm probably gonna go see it for shits and giggles but expect it to be sub par.

>who eats toilet roll
This is actually a big thing

8 years
Eight whole years trying to get this movie mad

Apparently a bunch of stuff you can but in a grocery store is alive in this film, not just food. The villain is supposedly a literal douchebag.

It's funny because they say "fuck" in every other sentence.

Are you Indian?

Why tho
what does eating toilet roll do for people
>Sausage Party is the DNF of animation

>we need to say FUCK as many times as possible, otherwise they wont know its a movie meant for adults!

Only high people are able to be able to see them

Meh

But that wouldn't make any sense. People haven't eaten while high before? That's a really dumb thing to expect the audience to believe.

I'd rather the guy just be some kind of random chosen one that can talk to them for no fucking reason than that being the explanation.

Idk about toilet paper but I do eat paper and paper towels. Not like whole rolls but little pieces. I honestly don't know why I do it, it's just a habit I've had since a kid

hey they changed uncle ben's rice into grits. I mean he's still a racist stereotype and it doesn't change anything but that's interesting I guess

I laughed

>>Weed is the McGuffin of the plot
The script leaked. I think its actually heroin spiked with bath salts.

>People haven't eaten while high before?
It's bath salts.

Weird. Isn't is suposed to be a play on "Uncle Ben's Rice" And "Uncle Tom?" The joke doesn't even work anymore.

the sentience is weird in this movie. Potatoes are alive but so are potato chips. So....does that mean the potato chips remember being sliced up and deep fried? Why are they alive as one unified being as a bag and not as a bunch of dead potatoes? Does the hot dog remember being pig parts and casing? Why is the douche alive? If toiler paper and douches are alive, why aren't the trash cans or the toothpicks they shoot at people? It makes no sense at all

L.M.A.O

This is just one isolated incident nigga

The animation is pretty good, but the plot, dialogue and theme are all terrible.
All these jokes seem like they were brainstormed in one shot, and they didn't want to throw any of them out.

They probably felt it was too much with all the DINDU shit going on right now

Maybe Seth was told to change it? Idk how making it a modern black stereotype is any better though

The people who wrote the script couldn't spell or use proper grammar, so the logic being retarded makes sense

yeaaaaaah that's true

Food's killing humans user, it's just taking it's time.

This is the first time I've ever read a script before a movie was finished. It's so interesting to see what changed, even with a piece of shit like this. I am not going to pay money to see this, but I do wanna know how close it is to the original script. I hope to one day be able to do this with a good movie.

>live fucking action Ghost in the Shell movie that's nothing but a subpar ScarJo vehicle
>this smoldering turd boulder will destroy any chance of adult animated movies being taken seriously for another two decades
I'm just sitting here waiting for the third thing.

What does Sup Forums think the third disasterpiece of 2016 will be? Saying "we already had it, it was BvS" doesn't count. No easy points.

>hot dogs just hanging out on an unrefrigerated shelf next to buns

This bugs me more than anything else.

How's Ghostbusters doing?

It's doing better than expected but might not recoup its budget (and probably won't if you include marketing costs).

As of right now it's made $60mil, but at this point more of the money it's pulling in will go to the theaters instead of the studios so the studio will be lucky if they get their budget back, let alone pay for merchandise/marketing and turn a profit.

>le F word so fahnny

Terrible writing.

The gum in the wheelchair at 2:01 matches the description of the one in the script. So there's that I guess.

T H I C C

>food is alive to guy who's high
>except the box of chinese takeout
Fucking racists

Something doesn't have awareness until it touches a grocery store shelf.

Just ignore the pizza. And anything else. It's not like there are rules.

I noticed this too

Outside the "Did you just stick me with a fucking toothpick, Jerry?" line, everything is 100% as the script foretold

There is never going to be a female line of action figures again that's for sure.

Whoops. I guess this'd be a better GIF. I took care of the extra frame at the end.

Considering how fast the thick bitch that was onscreen for like 2 seconds in Norm Of The North got porn, I'm surprised there isn't any porn of this chick

Turns out the UK poster was censored to make it seem less like a dick joke.
It's also coming out 2 Sep in the UK.

Why such commitment to this, anyway?
I don't get what's so special about it to become a dream project of anyone.

Alright, here's the biggest fuckup

If the people have to be fucked up on bath salts and whatever to interact with the food in any way, how was the food able to get them with the toothpicks to begin with?

There was a line of Fembusters figures but they were clearanced out a month ago.

I found fanart of the character you're referring to, but can you provide an image of her appearance in the actual movie?

I haven't seen the actual movie, but it was in one of the trailers. Maybe she doesn't actually show up in the movie? Fuck if I know.

#NotAllFood

>the female human's name is Camille Toh
>this movie is being made

life is a fucking joke

Why the fuck are you people trying so hard to bust this movies balls for being inconsistent?

Welcome to Dude Weed L M AO-yway? where the jokes are unfunny and the plots don't matter.

why

Pica.

Well at least she's named after best girl

wew

they completely killed off the canned tuna pirate

also all those spoilers and still not one clear picture of the "villain"

>there are actual retards in the comments saying they thought it WAS for kids until they started using fuck

I'm ready for this country to get nuked.

Same thing they did with Deadpool.

Didn't really help though.

>Spoiling the entire plot
>Not a single funny joke in the entire trailer
>Toilet paper is sentient too
>"did you just throw this FUCKING toothpick at me!?" treated like some sort of punchline

Fucking christ end me

My ass

So how many vorefags are going to get turned on by this?

>They will not make self aware jokes like " Hey its written on you have lemons inside, we should free them"- and kill can of soda.

Can anyone confirm if that script is actualy true? because this trailer had few scenes that were not in it.

Lego Movie.

Oh, this is one of those "mature" cartoons, for "adults"

silly user, food can't read!!

isn't it kind of obvious their plan would involve that?

youtube.com/watch?v=VwEq3kaSU6E
I am more pumped up for this

why aren't the sausages refrigerated? at the very least they should be in brine.

it made bank so it didn't hurt

kek

except for when gum can read its own ingredients on its packaging and food can read a cook book to realize it's going to be killed

They should have saved the plan for the movie

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Yea, boi. She stacked AND T H I C C !

I'm sure that guy walkin' past her is tempted.

great work friend

Where can i see the script?

I don't think racial sensitivity was very high ah huh huh huh huh on their list of priorities

it's not supposed to be modern
it's a 1950's look

wikileaks.org/sony/docs/03_03/Mktrsch/Market Research/Scripts/Sausage Party.pdf

There was a clip on conan last night with the douche character, also this is on amazon
amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01I5I7BQY/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1469203769&sr=8-4&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=sausage party mask&dpPl=1&dpID=31VbzOUFkdL&ref=plSrch

>Looks at my rising boner

You're dead to me, Captain Winky.

why did the potato still have it's eyes after they peeled it

why were the sausages just sitting on a shelf, and then when she got home she tore open the package and just left it on the counter

HOLY SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
HOLY FUCK
FUCK
FUCKING FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
x y FUCKING z
x FUCKING y z
FUCK
[insert Seth Rogan laugh here]

We need this movie to be a hit. It's in your best interest to buy a ticket for Sausage Party and then walk into the theater that's playing Finding Dory.

>Seth Rogen said he wants to make sequels

This movie is an inspiration to anyone that has a stupid movie idea that they think will never get made.

It can happen buddy. It can happen.