Why is this not allowed?

Why is this not allowed?

Because it's fucking stupid.

Eh

According to What If, because apparently Cap would manipulate her into making the world a communist paradise.

Cap looks like he just stole someone's girl

Because wasn't she fucking her brother?

only in the edgy ult. universe

Because it dioesn't work in comic continunity. Also, shits all over Steve's girlfriends, turning them into nothing but 'beards'.

Too crazy in 616, too young in MCU

They'd get along well, what with both of them being terrorists.

But Cap is gay and Scarlet Witch is insane.

>all these people never read Uncanny Avengers Vol.1

Please.

>cap
>communist
what a fuck. This hting it's supid even for a what if

He did

They believe in each other, he believes in Wanda even when Wanda does not believe in herself.

He cares for her as a friend, and he's one of the few people who has truly stood by her.

Steve was the only one Bendis could not turn against her.

Yeah, Chthon's gonna be pissed.

Because it's wrong, they are practically family.

get that shit outta here

I don't get Cap/Wanda. It seems like shipping them just because they're in proximity to each other.

But then again I don't get Wanda in general. At least Jan has the started-as-a-flighty-bitch-but-grew-up-by-being-an-Avenger thing. What is Wanda's personality? She hates her on-again off-again dad, loves her brother, and...???

Is a crazy, powerful bitch

Hypothetically, communism could work if people weren't corrupt and resources weren't scarce

But they are, and they are, so it doesn't work in real life. But if you had some bullshit mutant with poorly defined nigh-infinite power then sure, make sure everybody has enough of everything, why not?

Being crazy is not a personality, despite what Harley Quinn fans want you to think

>beards
I wasn't aware Wanda is a man.

You're missing the larger picture you Marxist shill.

Communism doesn't work because people are naturally ambitious.

You can't have a completely egalitarian society because you will always have those who strive for excellence.

And some want to lead while others want to follow.

Priest wrote them very well in his Cap and Falcon run. The idea of them being in a relationship worked there. I would love to see a Priest written Avengers since he's got a great handle on a lot of those characters.

Ultimates only tho.

>Hypothetically, communism could work
in a world completely different from reality

Absolutely this. I never understood what Wanda's personality is supposed to be, other than "emotionally unstable" which isn't a fucking personality.

She's emotionally frail, plagued by self-doubt, yet also has a very strong will and is resourceful.

She is a good person but her goodness is put under strain by tragedy

She wrestles with the complex nature of her powers, and literally has an inner demon inside her.

Filthy no mutant

Based Priest

THE ONLY WHAT IF THAT MATTERS

...

wat

>Believing the incest meme applies to 616

well, I can't disagree with that

>What If?

>Why is this not allowed?
Lame.

WandaxRogue unless you're a plen.

Rogue getting into Wanda's pants?

Should it could it happen?

Isn't Rogue still host to Simon?

There's a whole angle there.

I could write some serious gutter trash on this.

> Rogue hosts Simon.
> Rogue uses her "Simon-ness" to lure Wanda.
> Rogue slowly and cunningly seduces Wanda by flavoring herself with Simon essence.

Cap is protective of her, which generates alot of feels.
He's also not scared of her and listens to her.

It's just a really sweet relationship they have.

>Wanda then magically creates a penis on herself for some futa fun.
>Simon, who's since now come to the front of Rogue's consciousness, greatly enjoys feeling Wanda ram her magic meat into his and Rogue's shared body.

Did anyone like the Mags, Lorna, Wanda, & Pietro aren't related anymore bit?

I did tbqh.

It wasn't a retcon really. It was just eebil Wanda literally changing her reality to stick it to Erik.

I never knew I could feel this feel.

You didn't know you could feel aroused by lesbians?

>Simon
>girl

It's wrong.

This explains Eric's erectile dysfunction problems.

Too realistic, lol

Steve's motivation in Civil War in a nutshell.

That's adorable.

>> 84697025

Purest Friendship, Steve and Wanda are like cool siblings.

It's still Rogue's body.

Why would it?

And?

...

Truly is the superior universe

Daughterfus and husbandos?

Exactly.

Will Galactus make it to the Homecoming Prom?

Will JJ continue to try the patience of Galactus?

Will Flash Thompson bully Galactus?

>Is a crazy, powerful bitch
Lorna does it better.

Hail Hydra