You wake up in copenhagen

>you wake up in copenhagen
what do?

I buy a bottle of Gammel Dansk and find Swedes to beat up

good there are too many sw*des in copenhagen. you can't walk down a street without hearing sw*dish

>not lego water
quite shit

*gets raped by muslims*
don't worry the cucked natonalists will protest for you!

Just walk around. It's supposed to be a beautiful city.

t. has never been to Copenhagen
You know which image fits the post.

isn't that in the UK?

take the next train out of that shithole and return to jutland where I belong

Go to Christiania and smoke weed

Go in a chram and ask give me roof over head for my work and help on work. Learn Datish

die of boredom
get eye cancer from the ugly people

Hop into my car and drive ho...

>STOP SIR YOU MUST PAY THE GOVERNMENTS 200% CAR TAX FIRST
Please I'm just a tourist who wants to go home
>DON'T MAKE ME SHOOT YOU SIR WE TAKE CAR TAXES VERY SERIOUS IN DENMARK
O-ok take my money
>THANK YOU SIR, DON'T FORGET TO BUY ENOUGH VASTLY OVERPRIZED FUEL

t.
there are better areas for that now that police has cracked down on it

>cracking down on places where you can smoke weed

what?

>have shop destroyed by moslems because I did not pay the ''protection fee''

Nice 1st world you got there

I head over to Istedtgade and find a Ghanian whore to bang.

go home

THIS.
I'm in cph all the time and was there on new years eve and I met more swedes than danes. Even the people working in shops and stuff are Swedish

face the fact, SWEDES MADE DENMARK

the owner was literally a muslim who doesn't speak a lick of danish, it was entirely his own fault

>TFW you live in the worst timeline where Sweden became the biggest Scandinavian nation rather than Denmark

Buy cargo bike, ride to Germany and buy cheap booze at the bordershop. Ride home.

>if you ignore the shit that happens in my country no shit happens in my country

So, you think this shit ain't gonna spread towards white areas?

LeL such delusion

the best timeline would be the one where Iceland dominated all of the Nordic region though.

If I was a citizen of Billund, I would be a bit irritated about this.

But I'm not so I would visit Rasmus Klump to eat pancakes.

Flee once again to warmer and nicer countries to avoid the taxman