Things you won't hear Muslims say

Things you won't hear Muslims say

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams

You can leave islam.
You can believe in other religions.
We condemn terrorists

He's on the 3rd floor room 314

I don't agree with what you say but you still have the right to say it.

Can I get a BLT?

I don't eat pork or drink alcohol. But I respect your choice to do so.

Our purpose was to document the event

I think Saudi Arabia should take in more refugees.

>"Yes, Newark Tower, this is American Airlines Flight 11, the pilot and copilot are unconscious due to a freak accident in the cockpit, I have limited flight experience and will attempt to bring the plane in safely"

No, fucking a goat in the ass is disgusting. What is wrong with you?

I need feminism because _______.

Maybe the Koran was written by men and isn't actually the direct word of Allah.

No, I won't build you a bomb

The Constitution is the highest law of the land.

Bro, I always like rye and coke with my double stacked Wendy's baconator burger

Pedophilia is a crime against humanity

Terrorism is wrong and free speech should be protected.

I think I'll report the suspicious activity my family members are engaging in to the authorities.

Thug niggas, drug dealers yeah they givin' it up
Low life, your life, boy we livin' it up
Take a chance that's why we dancin' in the party fo' sho'
Slip my ho a forty four n' she crept in it back do'

I think I'll take a shower.

We love Christians/whites and are not violent

I understand and accept our differences. Hope you live a long and happy life

Islam is not the oldest religion.

No, thank you.

It's ok to criticize Mohammed, hell the he wasn't really that great of a guy!

Maybe the Prophet Muhammad is a pedophile after all