Christopher "The Hack UUUU" Nolan

>Makes WW2 movie right after literally Hitler gets elected
>Everyone rushes out to see it thinking there's a good fashbashing and Hitler killing in it
>He picks the one battle where the Allies got fucking destroyed and the Nazis won a sweeping victory securing all of France for Tru-er Hitler
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>another amerilard centric WW2 movie
YAWNS

I'm pretty sure most people seeing this movie know what it's about.

What's the point of this post? Are you shitting on Nolan for not giving you a wish fulfillment flick?

I can't tell if you only pretend to be retarded or actually browse Sup Forums

I want to browse porn with kids. What does that make me?

>amerilard centric WW2 movie
Are you fucking retarded? Do you know anything about the Dunkirk evacuation?

A pervert.

All I know is that I'm tired of anglocentric WWII movies.

>most of the soldiers were British
>the non-Brits were French, Belgian, Polish, and Canadian
>no Americans whatsoever
>"amerilard centric"

>he picks the one battle where the alloes got fucking destroyed
>one
Okay.

>It was Brits and white flaggers vs Germans
People like you need to stop

An FBI target you sick fuck

Enjoy your visit

what can you expect from americans

even when they lose badly they gotta remind you how they won ww2 by themselves

no doubt the god bless america crowd is going to see it in droves

>Anglocentric
Fuck off Sup Forums

What's the twist? I heard there's some huge twist

If you had read two sentences about evacuation of Dunkirk you would know the USA didn't have anything to do with it. Looks like Europe's education system has failed you.
All I know is you don't know anything about WWII history.

it was all a dream

Porn with kids in it? Or browsing porn together with kids?

Not pole, but a European. Make a movie about on an Austro-Hungarian battlefield or in Serbia. Fuck off with the western front and assasinating Hitler.

>Nolan is a closet nazi and drops the ultimate truthbombs on the world

HDNW

Man I really hope Nolan has made his first kino here. we need a good war kino

Stop posting underage sexual content discussion right now.

>Literally made movies about an alternate timeline where jews slaughter Hitler with smgs and one about a failed assassination attempt. Tell all the rest of you participants to get fucked and watch SPR or Schindler's list for the 100th time.

At least we have Eastwood for kino WW2
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Just like he did a movie about the Occupy Wall Street movement being manipulated by a secret power and using them as idiots for their own benefit?

Nolans has balls of steel, but you don't get it

Why does everything in your life revolve around your personal opinion of US politics?

Because faggots like you project hard onto others.

You ameritard really can't fathom that a WWII film can be something other than the "brave american heroes" killing countless germans as the audience cheers away, can you?

>securing all of France

American education.

Fuck off nonwhite

From my point of view, the americans were the nazis

I'd like to see a movie about an American millionaire living in Paris who gets caught up in the German occupation of France. Played by Jon Hamm of course.

There is a scene at the start of the film as the Germans parade through Paris to the soundtrack of thunderous music and all the French are crying but he is sitting at some café across the street having a coffee and a smoke because he doesn't give a fuck about the world around him.

Most Americans were Germans during WW2

Henry Ford himself was more antisemitic than Hitler.

Tbf, the best WW I/II kinos were all on the eastern theaters:

>Letters from Iwojima
>Lawrence of Arabia
>Enemy at the Gate (not as good, but better than say Saving Ryan's Privates)

Like I genuinely don't know of a single WW movie that I like that takes place mainly on the western front. (maybe King's Speech if you wanna count something set in that period, but otherwise no).

>he hasn't seen army of shadows

>army of shadows

Sounds cool. Thanks for the recommendation bro.

So, you're gonna go shoot up a pizza place soon, Patriot?

Nice (You)s

Why did Hitler wanted to be Bros with the Anglo but hated the French?

then he switches sides and makes ads in nazi germany
>sleek. jet black. nothing to hide. this is a uniform that says, I want to burn juden and I want to look good while I do it. this clothing is not meant for any mere employee... it's for the boss. Hugo Boss.

so you're saying nolan is one of us

That is woefully optimistic but ignorant. There are descendants of soldiers killed in this retreat in the UK that will go see this looking for exactly what the OP said.
History is a subject even the interested forget over time

Because French were pussies

England at least stood strong and thus earned respect

>Dubbs guy is good friends with Trump according to Instagram pics
>Dubbs guy is good friends with Christopher Nolan
Is he, dare I say it, /OurGuy/?

>he hasn't seen The Longest Day or A Bridge Too Far
You must be over 18 to post here lad.

Pretty sure Nolan is and always has been /ourguy/. There has never been any forced diversity in any of his movies.

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this was best meme

>Batman advocates gun control
Cringe

Everything from the movie is pure gold, just a gift that keeps on giving. We may never see it's like ever again.

The French had been shitting up continental Europe for centuries, and when WW1 ended, they were the ones behind the harsh penalties (can you really blame them though?)

>There has never been any forced diversity in any of his movies.

Morgan Freeman, those two black dudes in Interstellar and Ken Watanabe

> implying sensible gun control laws shouldn't exist

but ken watanabe and morgan freeman are good actors, don't know who the other two are

Yes

>implying freedom if free

>sensible gun control laws
I can guarantee your definition of sensible is anything but.

>He picks the one battle
There were two entire years of war between Germany and Britain where Britain got repeatedly BTFO in every engagement while Germany refused to even actually declare war back (insistently suing for peace). Some US forces also fought with Germany during this time.

>Vichy France
>not secured
Ahh yes, I remember all those times the Vichy government revolted against the Germans

>Morgan Freeman plays a Lucius Fox, a black character from the Batman comics
>forced diversity

Bait, right?

There was only one black man in Interstellar, unless you count Casey Affleck's dirt covered face as blackface. And Freeman was in Batman because he is GOOD, not because he is black. Hardly forced diversity.

>There was only one black man in Interstellar
You're forgetting the school principle.

> I need Muh AR 15 and 20 other semi automatic human designated killing machine guns because Iam unhappy with my micro sized penis

Sure thing champ

need to have war-grade weaponry for when the muslims and spics and coons and government get uppity

>strawman without even an attempt at an argument
I don't know what I expected.

Why not just say you don't like WWII movies?

Touché. But hardly a relevant character, was he? Remember the crowd at the baseball game? The movie was in fact unrealistically white, given that the plot takes place in the future.

How about: Hunting Rifles and if you want to by something else more meaty or concealable, you need to prove you're not a crazy bastard?

Also, 5-ammunition top per magazine works pretty well in Canada. stopped more then one tragedy

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>Hunting Rifles and if you want to by something else more meaty
Define meaty. Because most hunting calibers are actually bigger than intermediate calibers present in "assault weapons," that people freak out about.
>Also, 5-ammunition top per magazine works pretty well in Canada
Yes, let's outlaw these things even though they are used in the tiniest of a fraction of crimes, also ignoring the fact that they firearm magazines are literally just boxes with a fucking spring in it and any jackoff can make them at home. Hell, you can 3d print that shit now if you're particularly lazy.

I'm a fucking leaf, are there any fucking leafs in this movie? We helped out a bit.

Also
>you need to prove you're not a crazy bastard?
We already have background checks and such. If you're advocating making those more stringent, then you'll need to be specific as to how, as they already go through criminal and medical databases and so on.

There were Canadian troops there, so you might get an over the top, exaggerated accent show up in a few scenes.

Yea, and guess what? Dawson College shooting and Capital shooting both had ''Jackoff who made them at home'' and they jammed. in both cases. because they were jackoffs who made magazines at home.

Also, you can't hunt bear with the same gun you hunt deer or wild turkey

Anyway, only faggots go Rifle-hunting.
Real men go bow hunting.

You know real magazines jam too. There have even been several cases of dudes with drum magazines that jam in the act. Actually pretty common as those are usually chinese or korean made pieces of shit.
>Also, you can't hunt bear with the same gun you hunt deer or wild turkey
Also has nothing to do with my point but ok leaf.

>europoors
>educated

Pick one

>americans
>white
pick 0

>black woman in goverment beauracracy trying to crush the white kids dreams of space exploration

so nolan is Sup Forums then?

man that movie was bleak

>Most Americans were Germans

Hitler let the britcucks flee. Was he retarded?

There was a poster here in bongistan with "SURVIVAL IS VICTORY" plastered on it.
What a laugh.

Russians were really annoying so he had to choose fronts.

no one checking those sweet trips, what has Sup Forums become

I have yet to meet a sensible gun law for America

If anything just tax manufacturers who spam highpoints and cheap shitty thug guns for profits. The supply of those is the only real problem. Rifles are literally under 400 deaths per year because they cannot be concealed.

Vichy France was actually comfy as fuck

They cherished the French culture and didn't sack the Eiffel tower or anything. They were just liberating Europe from the banks and changing the laws vs ppl who didn't fight back to the death.

They wanted to preserve the culture of those that joined the Reich.

Every fighting age responsible American male should be allowed a military grade rifle in at least semi automatic with at least a standard size magazine and access to standard milspec body armor.

What's good enough for the avg soldier to protect us from foreigners is good enough for the citizens to defend against domestic threats home.

Really makes you understand the Japanese as just different rather than savages. They just were willing to die to buy their wives and children hours more of life before being firebombed to death.

No modern army ever stared death in the face and took 99% deaths at an unwinnable isolated cut off battle with 0% chance of victory. It was the ultimate standing up to a bully and saying WE WILL NOT CAPITULATE UNLESS YOU ALLOW OUR PEOPLE TO CONTINUE AFTER THE WAR!

To this day Japan is almost completely Japanese.

The next biggest minority was Irish

Look up the racial makeup of America back then. Not many non-whites.

Why would kids watch porn you mong?

He was sportsmanlike and arrogant.

pic related lol

>It was the ultimate standing up to a bully
>Imperial Japan
>standing up to a bully
Jesus christ weeb, read a history book for once in your life. JAPAN WERE THE BULLIES in this scenario.

He wasn't even at war with Russia then.

Let's say you have an AR 15 with all the military grade ammo in your home for "protection". An intruder comes in your house at night, you take your rifle and try to shoot him.
First, you are both blind from the muzzleflash and deaf because the rifle is VERY LOUD, especially in small rooms, so you probably got tinnitus. Second, your first bullet missed your target, went through the fucking ameritard carboard wall and killed your sleeping daughter.

Soldiers fight mostly at a mid to high distance, not fucking bedrooms. You can buy whatever you want to shoot at cans at the weekend if that makes you happy, but for immediate home protection get a .22 caliber gun, everything else is ridiculous.

Us supplied everyone with their ridiculous industrial production

Even bankrolled the Nazis under the table with George Bushs grandpa and Henry Ford

This image doesn't include any of the massive influence the Chinese had in the Pacific while also grossly understating Japanese power

The US also produced an incredible amount of food during the war

Who was waging economic warfare and strangling the Japanese economy to send them back into a depression or force them to allow the US to enter the war.

The Japs fell for the trap at Pearl harbor and payed for it by the millions. They deserve their defeat for being foolish enough to fall for the trap. If they had hit the aircraft carriers instead of the bait, they wouldve won the Pacific by way of blitzkrieg