Hey guys, you ready for the Sci-Fi EPIC that is Valerian? Well just in case you SOMEHOW didn't buy your tickets already, here's another FREAKIN' EPIC reason, a FREE FIDGET SPINNER with your ticket! What a deal!
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Hey guys, you ready for the Sci-Fi EPIC that is Valerian? Well just in case you SOMEHOW didn't buy your tickets already...
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Jaxon Wilson
The sad part is, that promotion might be more effective than you think
Nolan Flores
Let me guess: this bothers you people
Wyatt Taylor
Sup Forums really wants to hate this movie but it's going to be kino
Christopher Hall
Seems #litty
Connor Sanders
I don't want to hate it AND I want it to be good, but I still have some doubts.
Elijah Howard
>you people
What did you mean by that?
Jeremiah Hughes
>Its going to be Kino
Lol
Lucas Brooks
Hella epic deal, bros.
Jonathan Cooper
if by kino you mean its going to ruin a promising actors career then sure.
Luis Bennett
It's going to be a major success and a surprise to everyone
screencap this
Justin Gray
Trailer looked cool. I'll watch it. Might be fun.
Jonathan Green
It's going to bomb hard but Sup Forums will praise it.
Evan Wood
But Cara is more than enough reason to go see this sweet epic kino
Nolan Ortiz
Why is /tv always so contrarian?
Colton Bennett
the only people that hate fidget spinners are misantrophic psychos and edgy teenagers.
Joshua Collins
It's going to have very dumb, clunky dialogue, and very dumb plot points.
screencap this
Zachary Cook
wtf im going now
Austin Murphy
Anyone have a webm of those things moving?
I gather that they "spin", but don't want to support international jewery by typing the words into the database
Jason Rodriguez
>jewery
There's a fucking app and it's one of the most downloaded things nowadays.
Joshua Mitchell
I thought they were toys
Grayson Stewart
FFuck now I have to see it bros!
Lucas Johnson
>There's a fucking app and it's one of the most downloaded things nowadays.
I actually want a nuclear apocalypse. I fucking hate the stupid scum that litter this garbage planet. Fucking morons
Justin Young
Then we can change the context and make about every movie ever
Gavin Evans
Dane DeHaan is 31 fucking years old with a career going back ten plus years if he had any promise he would have shown it by now.
Jonathan Hughes
>I actually want a nuclear apocalypse.
You'd die in it along with everyone you love and admire too.
Jace Thomas
>curious about thing
>don't want anyone to know you're curious about thing
you're not too smart.
Alexander Garcia
Didn't think of that. Makes it even better.
Jayden Ross
Not curious enough to broadcast it to every big corporation and national security agency in the world.
Jose Lee
Because it's composed of people trying so hard to be unique individuals.
Justin Watson
>Makes it even better.
How so? In one moment you're experiencing life as a human in next moment your dead and completely oblivious of the life. What moment is better? Don't know really about you but I prefer existence instead of the inexistence. At least I can jerk off to MEW while existing.
Ayden Myers
Don't bait people into denying this movie a chance.
Charles Gonzalez
Here you go, 'Deepthroat'
Luis Rivera
thanks m8
Jaxson Sullivan
>Luc Besson
>kino
Try again, pleb.
Jordan Scott
To be completely honest, yes. Fidget spinners are cancer. They were created to help autistic kids and they became a normie toy.
Sebastian Roberts
You don't like Leon?
Colton Long
>Normies are now appropriating autism
like pottery
Andrew Jackson
contrary to capeshit threads, box office isn't all that matters. It looks good.
Sebastian James
Cara will be fine, family's got enough money
Gavin Brooks
It's the only good thing he has made
Liam Reyes
going to be a true treat for my eyes I cannot wait
Connor Bell
I was going to see this in theaters no matter what, but this convinced me to pre-order a ticket today
Stay triggered, normies
Isaiah Roberts
>he's bleeding at the end of the webm
Charles Murphy
Lel. Why you hate this shit so much?
Mocking it like a total virgin jerks you are
Sebastian Brown
>Fidget spinner
>with weights instead of bearing
disgusting
Wyatt Butler
this is the most faggy thing I've seen in this month
Cameron Miller
I refuse to watch movie that forces pop stars into acting roles.
Ryder Garcia
I refuse to watch any movie that has a popular, recognizable actor or actress in the lead.
Which is why I will be watching Valerian
Sebastian Myers
>so easy a girl can do it
>still manages to fuck himself up
embarrassing
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Luke Torres
This reminds me of something
Jonathan Kelly
wow it reminded you of advertising promotions, that's weird