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>has dragons
>rides a horse

jon stark will win the game of thrones and I will be very happy

say it with me

THE KING OF THE NORTH

:D

they didn't have enought money for dragon riding back then

AHHHH HELP ME GREY WORM

LITERALLY WTF
I just rewatched season 3 and Jorah, Grey Worm and Daario take Yunkai when under attack by at least 20-30 Yunkish soldiers/unsullied/sellswords and live without a scratch. Its even the first time we see Grey Worm fight and he was actually impressive. WTF happened?

>i'm retarded redditor
i won't say it!

unarmoured, presumably untrained aristocrats in clammy masks you can't see out of are very dangerous it seems
actually I have a very high IQ

>still butthurt because 114 years old baristan selmy couldn't kill more than 20 harpies

Episode #61: “Dragonstone” (July 16)
Episode #62: “Stormborn” (July 23)
Episode #63: “The Queen’s Justice” (July 30)

too much daenerys for me

“I looked for you in the /cel/ discussion thread,” Stannismod said to them.

“We were not there,” Ser Firefu answered.

“Woe to Moot if we had been,” said Ser Buttslut.

“When the General was deleted, the mods slew your waifus with a golden banhammer, and I wondered where you were.”

“Far away,” Ser Firefu said, “or we'd still be posting, and our false brother would burn in seven 404's.”

“I came down on /got/ to lift the siege,” Stannismod told them, “and the Lords CLEGANEBOWL and Eurio dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Frogfu.

“Ser Rickonbro is fled to /y/, with that boy he swears he didn't molest. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

“Ser Rickonbro is a shitposter and true,” said Ser Buttslut.

“But not of the Waifuguard,” Ser Firefu pointed out. “The Waifuguard does not flee.”

“Then or now,” said Ser Frogfu. He donned his helm.

“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Firefu.

Stannismod's janitors moved up beside him, with shadow banhammers in hand. They were seven against three.

“And now it begins,” said Ser Frogfu, the Sword of Firsts. He unsheathed Ellie_shopping.gif and held it with both hands. Her skin was pale as milkglass, alive with light.

“No,” Stannismod said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”

>its a miss andy wears one of those stomach window dresses episode
HHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

no such thing as too much daenerys

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Jontards&sashawhales btfo

lol danytards

your bitch has Nissa Nissa stamped on her forehead, enjoy

You're in the club and this little faggot comes up and stabs your lord commander in the back
what do?

The last one is about Cersei killing Tyene and forcing Ellaria to watch. So it's not all about Dany.

I fucking hope so, if I have to sit through one more "epic" daenerys scene where she's trying to rally up the troops I might kill myself.

God I want Dany to cuck me so bad

Im disappointed that Tommen got rid of trial by combat before zombie Mountain could do anything interesting.

Im also disappointed by how neatly the show is wrapping up, I know the show is kinda far off from the books now but everything is way too clean; Yes, winter is finally coming but Cersei is the big bad and I know nothing bad will ever truly happen to Danny or Jon Snow.

Jon deserved to die on that battlefield, jesus christ.

Even 1 episode about daenerys is too much.

M A K E W A Y
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White walkers will win btw, mark my words. The bittersweet ending will be everyone dies , the sweet part is that at least daenerys is dead.

Why couldn't we have gotten a whole season all about Stannis?
Three episodes at least?

Azor Jaime!

>I fucking hope so, if I have to sit through one more "epic" daenerys scene where she's trying to rally up the troops I might kill myself.

You fucking know it's coming in the field of fire episode. Emilia 'emoting' and yelling out a cringy battle cry is just the worst. They'll try hard to portray her as Joan of Arc/Aragorn hybrid. And it will be comedy gold

Stannis was sick until he killed his daughter, I still don't believe that's how it will go down in the books at all, seems rushed and random in the show (somewhat understandably I guess)

>Best character edition
>not stannis

Episode 2 is about the Greyjoy battle. Euron is the fucking first and last storm

Right? It's supposed to be some epic moment like tyrions trial or something and it just comes off as awkward as fuck. If she didn't have dragons she would be worse than the sandsnakes.

Will Jaime end up killing Mad Cersei?

Can't wait for the day Dany dies. I don't much care for Jon but he's still better than dany.

100% yes, it's obvious.

I fucking hope so

Other predictions for this upcoming season? Cleganebowl is definitely going to happen. However not much of a fan of the Hounds redemption arc he's always had a bit of an anti-hero vibe but his villanous acts are just way too much for me to see him being redeemed. Still prefer him to any of the moralfag Starks though.

Doesn't matter. Kings in the North knelt to the dragon lords. Jon is rightful inheritor of the iron throne. Jon is the true king. Brandon is actually the knight king

I want to like Euron but I feel like his introduction has been too abrupt/short, I can't see how they can give him enough back story given how many episodes are left.

Read the book faggot

>Other predictions for this upcoming season? Cleganebowl is definitely going to happen
m8 did you miss the leaks?

We know every plot point, by episode

Cleganebowl is not happening, Hound goes North with Beric and Thoros

He goes beyond the Wall with them and Jon to capture a Wight

>I will yell and I will kill you

- Strong Female Character, DnD's style

What villainous acts? He hasn't really done much wrong apart from killing the ginger kid, which he was commanded to do.

We see him in the trailer where he is somewhere south, before he goes north.

I admit I haven't read the books, just going off the show honestly. I will eventually.

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What has he done that is evil aside from saying that killing is what he loves?

I just want to see the heroes of Westeros band together to save the world from the invasion by Daenerys'/Sauron's horde of bloodthirsty savages, slave soldiers, and fire-breathing monsters from hell.

It would be just like my medieval fantasy RPGs. You'd have:

- Jon (the ranger)
- Melisandre (the sorceress)
- Arya (the assassin)
- Jaime (the fallen knight)
- Brienne (the paladin)
- Bronn (the rogue)
- Tormund (the barbarian)

LA premiere is on 12th july.
maisie, manlet and his girlfriend confirmed to go so far

When it comes to Euron the show really doesn't compare. Most of our content with Euron is in sample chapters from the book that isn't out yet, though.

He killed that family when he was escorting Arya back in season 2 or 3

He justified it by saying they would have been murdered anyway but it left a bad taste in my mouth. He's still a cool character tho.

he didn't kill them
he just KO'd the dad and took his shit

He didn't kill them, he just bashed the dads head in and stole their silver. Arya didn't want him to kill them.

and why would he suddenly divert to King's Landing to fight his brother before going North?

Also leaks say Cersei orders FrankenGregor to kill the Wight when it's presented to her in the season finale

We SEE him somewhere south in the trailer.

HDF IN FULL FORCE I SEE

Gotta rewatch now. Makes me wonder what other shit I've misinterpreted in the show now.

This, they tried to hide it with the glare from the sun in the trailer but it's obviously him lol.

we know jon will be in dragonstone for like 2 episodes and goes north of the wall

is it impossible for the hound to do both?

He's literally done nothing wrong other than be brooding and let everyone think he is evil and doesn't care.

Except for the butchers boy thing.

It's not before, it's after fucking newfag

Rebbitors and Tumblerites are already fingering their assholes just fantasizing about upcoming Jonerys shenanigans. What are you lot gonna finger your assholes to?

>go on the official GoT facebook page
>see this

Whatever, the teleporting between north and south is fucking confusing.

>tumblr
>fingering to jonerys

Your "mind trick" isn't gonna work jonsafag. Tumblr is jonsatard territory

facebook is full of retards. reddit is much better

My lord commander deserved to die for letting a bunch of rapeugees into our lands and getting his position through a rigged election

I kinda like dany because she makes jonfags so fucking mad

Wait wat?

Why are only 3 people confirmed going?

I like her cause she triggers the absolute shit out of sansafags and tumblr

Fucking stab him back, not because I love Jon, but because he's my Lord Commander and I am sworn to obey his orders. Killing him is treason, and treason is a noxious weed that must be torn up, root and stem.

usually we don't know who's going before the premiere, so it's not that strange

What's the deal with Patchface?

He's the Baratheon's fourth brother

If there's publicity involved, you can bet Sophie will be there, probably with Joe in tow

>the fallen knight
>Not fighter or warrior
If you're gonna use the trope names use them all faggot.

he's the mouthpiece of the drowned god obvs

One thing the show did very well in S1 and S2 was Pycelle pretending to be much more old and infirm than he actually is. We only see and hear him speak without putting his act on twice - once where he bangs Ros after she leaves the room, and once when he speaks to Tyrion when he wakes up after the Blackwater.

With Ros, he does some stretches then walks briskly about the room, dressing. Before he leaves, he hunches over and groans right before opening the door. With Tyrion, he speaks to him in a clear, strong voice instead of his shitty old man rasp, informing him that he's a basic bitch and no longer hand.

Based.

>best character edition
Jorah? Heh, maybe.
I hope he steals the dragons and kills the fat cunt tho.

pycelle speaks normally to tywin in that deleted scene. they kind of threw pycelle's character out of the window by season 2, it seemed like they were going to make him a larger part of the story.

>mfw, in the Clash prologue, maester Cressen reflects that, after the Baratheon's parents died, he loved Stannis most of all the brothers because "No one else did, and he needed it the most."

Thoughts on jaqen h'ghar turning out to be syrio?

would be super fan service if it was true

Never seen that scene tbqh.

How will Dany will react when she finds out Jon is rightful ruler?

what was on the shirt?

I wish it wasn't on a fucking Wednesday

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lmao, they sound like brainwashed idiots. especially maisie it looks like she's literally reading what she's supposed to say

Her entire arc is fucking retarded.

jaqen is syrio, it's obvious. rorge and biter were terrified of jaqen, the only explanation that makes any sense for why they were scared of him is they saw him change his face when they were in the black cells from syrio to jaqen.

they're not going to do it in the show though

How will /got/ get ready for the big opening?

What do you mean, jonfag? I thought inheritance doesn't matter anymore? Or does that only count when it helps Jon become kitn? I have trouble keeping up with all your hypocrisy

Yeah I can't see how they could do it in the show, you never know though I guess.

let's be generous and assume jon is rightful ruler (which he's not)
dany will be happy that not everyone in her family is dead. also at that point neither her nor jon will care about iron throne

Here you go
youtube.com/watch?v=lMXJlUIQP94

only an autist would follow the established rules of the universe so dogmatically as you are
very much a telltale sign of autism

there are plenty of examples of the real life rules being subverted when a man of strength comes to prominience in real life parrellels. Henry 7th to name just one, that man had no legitimate right to inheritance at all

the faceless men are different in the show. when jaqen drinks poison and kills him self arya starts ripping off his faces and she sees that he's wearing arya's face. then she goes blind. it doesn't really make any sense.

More cleaning animals? really?

magic nigga

>most of the cast think Sansa should rule either winterfell or KL
did D&D tell them to say that? Or did they somehow not get that she's mentally challenged and none of her action make any sense?

I only started coming to /got/ at the start of season 6, so I've been wondering - where does the "it's like poetry, it rhymes" meme come from?

It was deleted for being redundant, the last D&D made such a choice
Hes symbolically gutting the tullies I think

You're back Stannis autist?
I thought you died with your king? You can always kill yourself now.

it's D&Ds on-the-nose symbolism, the fish is house tully's sigil, and he's gutting it. first season he was gutting a stag (baratheon). i'm glad they didn't include that scene, it's really obnoxious.