Watching Wonder Woman

>watching Wonder Woman
>man in front of me has been talking nonstop to his girlfriend for an entire hour
>the rage inside of me starts boiling over
>tap his seat
>"Can you please stop talking, it's very distracting"
>he calls me a "little spaz faggot" and tells me to mind my own business and goes back to talking
>there are tears in my eyes
>begin loudly eating my popcorn to try and annoy him back
>person next to me tells me to eat quieter
>tell him "yes sir" for some reason
>get up and go piss and wipe my eyes
>stand in the theater doorway for the rest of the movie and watch it from there
>not brave enough to go get my popcorn
>movie ends
>leave as I came (alone)

>not just taking off your shoes and kicking your feet up between him and his GF

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
*cough cough*
RAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGA

hahahahahaha are you a manlet by any chance

HOLY SHIT MANLETS BTFO

>stand in the theater doorway for the rest of the movie and watch it from there
I do this too even if there isn't confrontation. It's a great spot.

Literally me.

how did a beta faggot like you get past the mandatory penis inspection?

best thing to do would have been to wait till the end of the movie and then when everyone is getting up to leave, you plan it and punch him in the dick, then you run out the theatre exit directly to the back or side of the building and run to your car

>not dumping your cola on him and running to robert for protection

>be antisocial
>participate in largely social experiences
>not notifying the manager of this issue immediately and ask for money back or ticket to come back at another time

let me guess, america?

>Not knowing manlets make up a majority of rich and successful adults
>Not knowing your height can be deemed irrelevant by women if you have any form of character

THIS IS WHAT MANLETS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

Alright guys I got a serious question. Answer to the full knowledge and ability that you have.

Will manlets ever learn?

>Work at theater
>Nigger and nigger friends come to see a movie
>It's rated R and nigger forgets his ID so he buys a ticket to some other movie while his friends see rated R movie
>Nigger and friends go to respective movies
>Nigger's movie is all the way across the lobby on the other side of the theater
>Be getting ready to go home for the night, closing up the ticket booth
>Nigger just fukken walks across the lobby to sneak into his friends' movie
>Nab a manager and walk in
>Kick his ass out
>He cusses me out
>Go home, try to go out to my car
>Nigger drives by leans out the window and shoots a rifle at me
>I get shot
>Go back into the theater and get an ambulance
>Nigger is later caught and sent to jail when his friends are questioned by cops

It was bad time but fuck that guy

Kek

OK, I laughed, you happy now?

Idk why this is so funny, I'm literally tearing up right now

I love this so much

Reason why i go to /fit/
This comment killed me

I'm a manlet, but I have a deep voice, and when someone talks in the theater, I tell them to shut the fuck up, and they do it. Nobody can tell you're not a big dude when it's dark and you're seated.

>go see Transformers with buddies
>they are screaming the whole movie about how michael bay is a hack and that this shit is beyond stupid and anyone in the audience enjoying this is beyond stupid
>they're screaming this shit every 15 seconds throughout the movie, calling everyone in the theater retarded at the top of their lungs
>theater is packed, maybe 10 empty seats
>I'm pretty embarrassed but they're buddies so let them go on
>nobody says anything, these cucks sat through a 2 and half hour tirade by my buddies that they paid for
pretty funny, I still feel bad though

>rifle

Stopped reading right there.

Is this a legit story?

You were in the wrong here, not the nigger. If his movie was over, then the other movie was probably over as well or almost over. It's not like he was trying to steal a free movie or something, he was probably just going to meet up with his friends. Also
>Being so beta that you can't even kick him out on your own, you need to hide behind a manager
You deserved to get shot. I hope this serves as a lesson to you, never deny a man his kino. This is probably a bullshit story anyways because
>shoots a rifle at me
Niggers don't carry rifles, they use pistols. Nice try though user.

>t.Nigger

>calls me a little spaz faggot
>I'LL FUCKING SHOW YOU A SPAZ CUNT
>punch him in the back of the head
>sit quietly like nothing even happened and continue watching

>at the kinoplex
>realize you will never eat scooby doo's shit
>why even live

Actually you deserve it fucking faggot. Litterally didnt change anything to your life if he went to a different movie. Now you got a hole in your body.

...

Snitches get stitches
Aks yourself whose the real nigger in the setuacuon?