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bit too close to home

I DONT MEED THIS PRESSURE ON

ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD sub-edition

Even if I got a gf I'd never be able to maintain the relationship

literally me
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girls do initiate sex sometimes.

lost my virginity to a girl in uni who would constantly text me, chat to me, come over and drink with me, etc. wasn't until she stuck her tongue down my throat that I realised she fancied me and wanted me to shag her.

made me wonder how many other girls liked me but just happened to be less forward than her

>You are a Jew shill
>No YOU are a Jew shill
Hilarious

hate this manlet soyboy

Always felt that Simpsons doesn't really work for these kinds of memes because the show is already kind of surreal.

you were raped

*carries the baby*

Thread theme song

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Yeah, the proto-gf kept asking me to hang out with her but now she stopped. Fucked it, lads.

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Posts like this make me want to kill myself. No girl will ever feel this way about me.

wish i could just get this virginity thing out the way desu

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doing loads of cocaine and either seeking out slags escorts or wanking all weekend long has started to affect my normal sober mind and turn me into a sex obsessed pervert with no interest in interacting with anyone but women

More like r9k edition, Amirite?

hate when news articles use the term "undocumented immigrants" its so clear they have a bias from that phrase alone

The Israeli guy at work is enthusiastically using the word 'nigger'. Not nigga, nigger

tell him to post fucking machines

based kikelad

lads, this stuff is so fucking oeng it's unbelievable

NEED Emma Watson to do this to me.

I've always wanted to beat up a girl. Wonder what it'd feel like

>peng
hello literal nigger

David Attenborough gets on me nerves a bit ngl like pipe down a bit Grandad aha x

>oeng

poo willy

>>peng
>hello literal nigger

>Not Judes

C'mon dude

I'm a literal freak

You reckon the legacy captcha's gone for good?

Love Theresa May
Love Tony Blair
Love the middle of the road
Love Macron

Simple as can be

Doing a listen thinking about no gf

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*Kidnaps you*

I'M A WEIRDO

*huff*
hello lads, not the greatest day today is it?
but we have MAGIC, yes that's right lads MAGIC to brighten things up

That's right, your integer magi is here to tell you the next three post numbers!

pengphie

runt

Yes

Of the Week?

At least somebody wants me now :(

Night lads
Gonna listen to old 90s episodes of Coast to Coast am as I drift off

i have pet names for all the attractive ladies in my place of toil and most of them giggle when i call them the names. it's just a matter of time until i get one of those minimum 8/10s on me cock

good lad

need to play this game

AAAAAAAAAAAAH YES MY GOD THERE IT IS

DELETE THIS FUCKING POST MATE

hahaha hello "that guy" I'm sure they love it

wizard btfo by poo peeland
howling

was just sick in my mouth

someone give me a you

needs more flesh

This girl's pretty hot tbqh.

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might link my ting from barking

Almost get all three perfectly and not a single (you) for it

still howling at the fact that Richard Spencer listens to slightly camp 80s synthpop

who /enlightened/ here?

4 7 2 4 6 8 4
Here you guy my lad

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>Twenty-six U.S. states have named an official state reptile.
okay

@84724684
(you) tried

hmm...

Yeah, great mate but can you do this

This post will be 4 posts below mine

I leave everything to my successor here
*disappears in smoke*

Nope. Give up.

oh shit

One second, you fucked it up by ONE SECOND

Close

>girl just text me asking what I'm doing
>thought I'd try to be edgy and interesting so I said "having a wank"
>she hasn't replied yet

American flag
German flag
Japanese flag

i go with "doing a poo" instead it works better

proceed with 'poo willy' or 'poo willy bum'
"doin' a poo" is also an acceptable input

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absolute fucking choon

screen just turned orange

doin' a poo is a very b3ta/board of biffo phrase

How do we make Sup Forums Sup Forums again?

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bit ashamed desu

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Lol

Dead thread, we need immigrants to sustain our thread, just like our economy

@84724805
demonstrate it

agreed

Can I come?

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT GALAXIES OPERA HOUSE NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!

Why does literally every famous male have a good jawline

Faggot.

losing my mind

>kicking barefoot
impressive

hi

Hi

I FUCKING HATE 2 DOOR CINEMA CLUB SO MUCH BUT CANT STOP LISTENING TO THEM

Wahey!

Will probably get called new but i need to know. What is the "post fucking machines" meme? I know people say it to our jewish friends im just not sure what it is. I tried googling it once but all i got was porn of dildo machines and stuff haha

What the fuck ?