Is this the greatest casting decision ever?

Is this the greatest casting decision ever?

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*flips you off*

is making every character autistic supposed to appeal to people?

>2001
>Go knock 'em out Tiger, *winks*
>2017
>Hey Peter, do you know where I left my testosterone tablets?
What the FUCK happened?

wow
not bad even has the same hh

>Zendaya thread

Probably the best thing to happen to Sup Forums since Baneposting

Jesus christ

>Zendaya IS MJ

Black guy here grew up on best version of mj so fuck you OP and fuck the jews in hollywood

is that OTTO ROCKET?

How many fucking threads will we have on this?

SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT, PETER. YOU MIGHT BE SPIDER-WHITE BOI, BUT THAT NO EXCUSE NOT SEASONING YOUR CHICKEN, NIGGUH. WHITE PEOPLE. SMDH.

>Michelle Jane

>eyo my nigga parker spark the blunt before ya come get a piec eof this sugah

Guess which OP is gonna drive this into the ground ASAP

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in 2017? yes

Why didn't they make her look attractive in the movie? She's hotter than Dunst when she tries to look good

its an incredibly brave decision

Because they're going to do the Breakfast Club makeover with her. You never seen the "dishevelled tomboy gets a makeover" trope?

I appreciate the diversity agenda.

"face it tiger you just hit the jackpot" to go with the reveal
shit writes itself

How did anyone NOT see this coming the day she was cast as some character named "Michelle" ?

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It wouldn't be as bad if she could act.

>autistic white dicklet gets "hot" minority women

this is the bigger crime

"ODELAY VATO MAAAN HOW BOUT DEM DOYERS"

That's what this look screams out at me. Beyond retarded casting.

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIT, PETER. YOU FINNA GET SOME O THIS SWEET BROWN SUGAR? YOU GONNA HAVE TO ____EARN____ THIS SWEET MAMMA, WHITE BOI. MAMMA FINNA GET HERSELF A NICE WHITE BOI PROVIDER GONNA RAISE THAT NIGGA TYREESE'S KID TIL THAT NIGGUH GETS OUTTA PRISON. YOU WANT THIS BOOTY, WHITE BOI? I KNOW YOU DO. THIS BOOTY DON'T COME CHEAP.

MMMMHHHMMMMM PETUH DAS RITE WHEN YOU GONNA START TAKIN ME OUT? DO I GOTTA AXE FOR EVERYTHING??

She looks like she'd have a set of special pronouns that you should remember.

YEAH SHIT FUCK DESE MOFUGGIN CRACKAS. I BE WORKIN HARD AT MICCYDEES ALL DAY ERRDAY AND THESE UPPITY BLACK BITCHES DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME NO MORE EVER SINCE WHITE BOIS GOT A CASE OF JUNGLE FEVER. SHIEEEET LEAVE A NIGGA BEATIN HIS DICK OFF ALL DAY. IMMA MARRY ME A WHITE BITCH. FUCK ALL YALL

Because being attracted to attractive people is sexist.
Are you saying racially ambiguous slobs aren't your type?

LATINX/ZEM

If spiderman impregnates a woman, will the kid have like half-spidey powers?

Yes

If Spider-Man impregnates a spider, will the spider have half human powers?

No, Spidey's irradiated sperm would kill her first

in the comics his daughter has spidey powers so yes

Honestly lads I would be happy with the mongrel on the right. It would be kinky being the white boi.

>Just not legally

And that's somehow a good thing?

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Whats really sad is that they're all men.

All the better for them.

Is she really meant to be Mary Jane or just some other bitch? pls respond

I don't care if Spiderman is fucking some stoner looking mulatto boy, but they could just make her a separate character in order for it to be less preachy

Literally everyone knew, what are you talking about?

Is Spiderman's girlfriend transitioning a plot point of the film?

From what I've gathered a bunch of anons are just lying to make fun of the retarded ending of The Dark Knight Rises. You've seen that movie yeah?

Wow, that's a lotta kids there. All of them. That adult there? Totally not.

The whole point of MJ is that she's the complete package. Beautiful red-head-next-door who can keep up with Pete as a science student and who smokes weed. While it's cool that they're trying to be inclusive of other races, replacing an iconic love-interest with a Samoan Daria is hardly the way to go about it. They could at least change her name! It would be as if they starred Makise as this generation's MJ. It's another character completely.

t. hasn't read Ultimate Spider-Man

(((Ultimate Spider-Man)))

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>unwatchable for those over 25
>awkward social outcasts below 25 will relate and like it
>awkward people under 17 who don't understand things properly will associate with the character
>the younger you go the more that people will associate
>get kids hooked on your propaganda so that when those kids have buying power they will buy funko pops and fund the conventions which make so much money for the industry
like pottery

>Face it tiger
>*unzips*
>Imma gonna hit your jackpot

Pic related is the guy in the new 50 shades of Grey remake.

look where you're, people here are so stupid. I cringe at so many of the posts here.

This reveal is neck and neck with the dumbass "wink-wink" ending to TDKR. I'm really on the fence about which I think was worse.

If you die his hair blonde won't he look exactly the same as Aquaman? Just imagine it.

This, This, a thousand times This. I'm pissed that she's not a smoking hot redhead, but I'm more pissed that she's an emo chick who loves to troll people and can't help but point out what a race-baiting bitch she is.

Looks like a junkie

No, she would vomit and die.

Is "it" a boy or a girl?

Spiderman was based on a real life black man, you racists

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>contrasts a drawing with a irl girl that doesn't actually look bad making a shitty face
>t-this will get me more upboats!

kys

>ponchatula

For fuck sake America...

No, but it is possibly the most IMPORTANT casting decision OF THIS GENERATION

>mfw my dad was an Azerbaijani immigrant in 1992 and had to go through chutes and ladders of red tape to get into this country

I really love how Mexico takes a high and mighty approach when they themselves deter immigrants from Central America.

They should have got an actual pretty girl like Barbs instead.

>unironically posting that dirty subhuman Hungarian slag

t. Hungarian

She literally says "some people call me mj"

you decide

She's full of shit, there's isn't any J in her name.

That's a dude.

>old and justed Dunst vs photoshoped shitskin
kek

Martiqua Jackson

It is when your fanbase is 97% autistic.

Why are you calling her dirty? She is gorgeous.

Why the fuck did they cast Neymar Jr?
cannot understand

>beign this autist
i don`t give a shit about her country.

Not comparable. Momoa might not look like a blonde aquaman, but hes literally in the top 3 of "sexiest men alive".

This creature is ugly. I dont care about skin color. This chick is FUCK UGLY.

No, it was when
7om KroOwS was cast in
JOCK REACHAROUND: NEVER GO BLACK

Why aren't you guys getting this character isn't supposed to be attractive?

She's basically Daria/Helga from Hey Arnold.

>It is an army bred for a single purpose, to destroy the world of men.

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>isn't supposed to be attractive
She's Mary Jane. Or rather, Michelle Jane. That's the character she has replaced.
It's like replacing Pepper Pots with a sassy black woman named Pa'pisha Potts and saying there's nothing wrong with it.

Have you ever watched any John Hughes movies?

Well it says her character name is Michelle

It unironically is good casting. Zendaya actually has the look of a model, she has the same physique that a model does. Kirsten Dunst although she is arguably more attractive, does not look like a model at all.

Should have been her

She's so fucking hot.

>zenigra is hot
I wish this meme would stop

>I don't have any friends
(45 minutes later)
>Yeah my friends call me MJ

>those man hands
white "women" are disgusting

Ronon is fine, user.

Come have a beer with us.

>Ultimate anything
fuck off

Does something like this exist irl?

>But...
Kek

not quite

>me love spider
>spider good

Nope casting this thing as Valkyrie is the ((greatest)) casting decision

Shitty artwork? Yeah, just open up any comic book.

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