Give me essential dad-core flick's

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Any action movie starring an actor who was famous in the 80's and 90's like Liam Neeson,Kevin Costner or Bruce Willis.

the action movie star also has to have not even been physically fit
such as liam neeson, kevin costner, or bruce willis

The Right Stuff

Another samefag thread. What a shock.

Casablanca if youre talking about my dad.

>the kike stuff

My dad wears New Balance and so do I.

Also, dads love Blade Runner.

Bridge On The River Kwai.

Caddyshack, Police Academy, Barbwire

Kelly's heroes.

>Dad used to watch cool stuff with me
>Quest for fire
>Withnail and I
>American Werewolf in London
Parents got divorced
>he got remarried
>now only watches french arthouse movies

>wear comfortable shoes
>internet decides to make fun of them
>have to wear uncomfortable shoes now
you know, fuck you guys.

Sounds like he grew up and you didn't.

Same with cargo shorts. Never understood why people would hate on bonus pockets that can hold more shit when needed.

Rocky if you're my dad

Wild Hogs

Fuck that noise, I still wear cargo shorts in summer.

Free Willy

Sounds gay

What if they're wearing steel toes instead of nigger shoes?

Especially when you're partying .

Cigarettes, drugs, condoms, hell even beers

>thinks new balance are worn by blacks
>doesn't know black people bbq is amazing
You must be in Australia or some shithole like that

wtf im a dad now

You can't possibly make this shit up.

what the fuck do you even need six pockets for my dude, your fucking wakizashi and a small pack of doritos? Your pog collection?

Pocket knife to shank little faggots who would dare to talk shit about my shorts to my face.

>Why can't I just wear sweatpants all the time? They're so comfortable!

fuck off /fa/ggot

Just wear a fanny pack.

>implying you could take any of us 1v1

top lol
Although the fact you know what a wakizashi is isn't a good sign

Highlander
Planet of the Apes series

Keyser Söze over there might be a tough one, but the rest are already dead.

Stalingrad if youre talking about my dad.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH yeah dude, the cargo + new balances is the full plate of modern times, I'm actually trembling right now, how can I compete with such a modern Musashi.

My nigger I spent so much time with Oriental Adventures during elementary school I might as well get a honorary dweeb card tbqh

#zanbato4life

cargo + new balances
nah I wear Chucks

pssssh I only eat BBQ if the person is wearing these

I still wear cargo shorts all summer long.
They're comfy and easy to wear.

Steven Seagal's kinography

reddit spacing normalfag caring about fashion like a faggot

reeee normies lol reee get out lol amirite guyz

>caring about paragraph breaks like a redditor

Straight savage bruh

what's the name of top right ?

Human beings focus on such uninteresting and trivial things.
>omg he has white shoes!
What a waste of our limited existence. No wonder no alien life bothers to make contact.

Seeing a fat fuck with a fedora is a clear sign they're a virgin outcast.
Probably smell bad as well.

Nike G-Shock Ultrapro Mark 2 Yeezy Sweezy, Aryan colorway

The "my wife's personal trainer comes by for sessions while I'm at work because the gym is too crowded"

My dad swims after work and he's note even that tan. What colored made this?

>Roadhouse
>Highlander
>Under Siege

My dad's 3 favorite movies.

>Predator
>Terminator
>Terminator 2
>All Die Hards
>All Lethal Weapons
>Under Siege
>Clint Eastwood movies
>John Wayne movies

I'm aware some of those things are good shit, but still dad-kino.

Swimming indoors won't tan you.

Watching Saving Pvt Ryan with your dad is essential father-son bonding core

little league baseball coach in florida

left to right
>the singer from a blackgaze band
>fno ankles fabio
>the singer from wheatus
>artie lange on a diet
>mac demarcosaurus
>steve "white" urkel
>the 3 other members from that blackgaze band
>ralf jones

r8 my attire

My dad loves 80s and 70s sci-fi.

Also Big Trouble in Little China.

This post right here.

Kinda reminds me those metalhead kids from junior high. Unless you're going to a festival, that just looks like a costume to me.

>forgetting arnie

Unforgivable.

Letting the internet persuade your wardrobe decisions is the height of beta.

>not docksiders
Must suck growing up as a poorfag.

Butch lesbian/10

Im jealous of you guys. I wish my dad would watch good movies. All my dad likes is low budget war war and sport movies. He also dosent watch R rated movies.

Its shorts and a t-shirt guy, what the fuck are you talking about?

My dad really likes:
Ben Hur
To Sir, With Love
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
The Poseidon Adventure
In the Name of the Father
Goodfellas

Those look like the type of footwear a man who likes his stakes well done.

t.numales

>have black neighbor
>has a bbq almost every weekend all summer
>best spread of food i ever get anywhere is his house

A LEAN NIGHT

>tfw antifun dad that works all day and then watches some schlock on TV

THIS
B
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Stay alpha and wear whatever the fuck you want, lads.

people need to be guided. seeking guidance for self improvement is not beta. being an apathetic fat virgin who doesn't even think about his outward appearance and completely disregards what others think are the reason our society is so degenerate right now.

Coen brothers for my dad. Also thrillers, detective shows of literally any quality, and 80's/90's comedies.

>All Die Hards
Even the last 2?

You're missing the point. Nobody hates on cargo shorts for functional reasons, it's purely a fashion thing. If you're trying to dress to impress, don't wear them. If you're trying to sneak snacks into a theater, definitely wear them.

Diner
St Elmo's Fire
The Pope of Greenwich Village
The Poseidon Adventure
Hannah and Her Sisters
Goodfellas
Trading Places
Sideways

What are some dad-core TV shows?

>sport movies
There are some great sport movies:
>Rocky (and some of the sequels)
>Slap Shot
>Moneyball
>Big Fan
>Raging Bull
>Chariots of Fire
>White Men Can't Jump
>The Wrestler (i'm pretty sure this is rated R)
>8 Men Out
>The Hustler
>Goon (highly underrated)
>Warrior
>Million Dollar Baby
>The Fighter

If you don't care about goofiness:
>both Semi-Pro and Talladega Nights
>Dodgeball
>Bad News Bears
>Major League

Somehow acclaimed, but I don't really mind them:
>Caddyshack
>Rush
>Rudy
>Cinderella Man
>Jerry Maguire

No one has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'Nam.

reminds me of pic related

So a fat, awkward virgin is the reason why women are running around jumping on any and ever Chad dick and are the reason why black males won't stick around to take care of their children? Got it.

more pockets more pusy!

Yeah, people wearing metal band t-shirts, camo shorts, and those boots look like people portraying a character, it's the "I'm attending a festival" attire to me. I don't mind it but it's just how I feel m8.

Bruh!

But, seriously: why is his head that of a toddler's?

Chads are a very small minority. Obese ugly faggots with children who are also obese cargo short wearing retards outnumber chads 20:1

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I don't get laid either so I'll wear cargo shorts all I want.

>If you're trying to dress to impress
I'm tall and handsome, I don't need any of that shit. The most effort I put into my clothing is wearing things without holes in them.
That's where you're wrong kiddo.

The only way you could away with wearing that is if your a 10/10 chad and fit af.

>tfw not a 10/10 Chad and wear the dumbest/ugliest shit for fun.

Based pusyposter

You can get away with wearing anything you narcissistic beta.

Sweet new balance sneakers

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Hanjobs are a big waste of time anyway
either suck on it or hop on

is he still a beast griller doe?

This desu, handjobs are for middleschoolers.

Platoon

kek

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