Wtf happened to him?

Wtf happened to him?

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turns out getting jerked off 30 times a day by an android you invented is like the nuclear bomb of aging.

The script.

Wheat deficiency

White people age like milk lmao

Niggers die committing crimes before they age. Based Trump lol.

is that really 2090?
this cant be true.

Is that really the timeline?

>triggered

>poltard baits another poltard to bait
wew

For anyone wondering, the prologue in Alien: Covenant shows a newly created David alongside the younger Weyland. David was created in 2090 according to Prometheus.

Thus, the messed up continuity.

>whitey triggered

#whitenesssofragile

>Projecting

>implying Rildey Scott remembers shit about movies he made

Nigga can't even remember what a babby alien looks like

It actually is. That's some major oversight by Ridley.

he didn't use dermal fillers and botox

Not as fragile as Freddy gays neck

Niggers have weak bones and can't even drink milk half the time to fix it.

He chose poorly.

>damage control

White people on the internet everybody

wow

Ridley Scott can't remember he's Ridley Scott.

depts.washington.edu/bonebio/bonAbout/race.html

Just reporting the fact m8

Black angst is literally the ultimate formula of damage control

#Blacksplaceinsocietysofragil

>Projecting again
Shitskins on the internet, everybody!

Blacks should not even be on the internet and wouldn't be if smart phones did not come out lol

Iunno man isn't Ridley Scott like a thousand years old, maybe he just forgot

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11292281

Blacks have lower paint tolerances as well like baby back bitches.

He got a divorce in 2090

Pain*

he's a replicant

>when you shitpost as a non white but you are actually white to trigger all the other whiteboys

It's called LARping you fucking retard.

based lefty-brainlet and nigger-trigger

it isn't, the movie gives no date

as expected, everybody on tv is falling for bait, because they shitpost without watching

Is the 2090 date confirmed? I always assumed that the prologue was set some decades before the events in the movie.

Alienwikie cant lie

Retards, that was David 6, made in 2042. NOT David 8

David is described as being created in 2078 here

youtube.com/watch?v=qgJs7uluwlU

Which is still pretty bad aging for Weyland

For movies that are so involved in a universe where the director takes immense effort to put in tiny details to flesh out the world they sure have a lot of mistakes in timelines

lmao, is this canon too?

Fucking Verizon creating the robot Antichrist

Walmart bought out Weyland Yutani between Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection

Holy shit this is fucking awesome... why can't trailers be like this? an extension of the story and world thats about to follow

He's an old guy

A solid reply, short of (you)'s. Have one from me.

There's one for Walter too

youtube.com/watch?v=B4Cmf4BuNgg

Also fun product placement: Walter runs on AMD. You just know David is Intel.

Which version would you guys order?

Lifecoach desu w/ u fampie. My life is terrible and void of meaning.

>adversary
Why would someone order that model?

for a challenge

to see if they can beat a david

>Adversary
I'm laughing at the idea of someone buying a robot for the explicit purpose of being their enemy. What would his "Adversary" duties even entail?

what do you expect from a pants shitting, demented and senile alzheimer fuck like Ridley Scott?
He should just eat shit and die already.

I imagine Adversary Walter does this to you

youtube.com/watch?v=qkDZUr7Spxg

If you're married to a Black woman, he fucks her.

At least we age.

David was created in 2090 in promethus

so in 15 years he ages like 50 years? KEK

>at least we get to age
ftfy

I'd take the lifecoach.

Experimenting on you with xeno dna.

well you can't age bad when you're ugly to begin with

Basic Companion because I have no friends.

fuck white people fuck free speech nazis

Romantic

youtube.com/watch?v=R-7ybCze-Cg

>actually good tier
teacher (adults)
architect
caregiver
marine
chef
trainer
programmer
>sperg-enabling tier
lifecoach
romantic
basic companion
therapist
>literally why tier
teacher (children)
physicist
sculptor
manager
>literally what tier
Manny
>D E V I L I S H tier
Adversary

>order Manny version
>it's just Walter with a mustache and a sombrero and now he says stuff like "Hey ese, we've got sensor interference holmes"

No one should be on the internet.

test

Pathetic, they just broke david into several versions just to sell it separately each by full price, god walterfags are retarded

underrated

Gotta catch 'em all

Pretty sure a "manny" is just "male nanny"

Manager.

Probably somebody like pic related. Just a contrarian who shits on everything you try to do.

>You just know David is Intel.
More like incel.

>has architect but not engineer
Did they do this not to confuse idiots with the Engineer alien race? Architect is just an artist. If they alone were left up to building projects with no engineer to check if the shit is possible then we would have collapsing buildings everywhere.

Only a stone can hone a blade.

This is what Davidniggers actually believe

triggered

A lot of those have no use for private ownership
Why would anyone order any of the first 6

I'd order a David so he can buttfuck me while we watch Lawrence of Arabia

There are many new versions of David line, none on film/ads are the original.

I've always liked that sort of trailer. Like a mini-"day in the life of" type things. I've seen a few, but I'll be damned if I can't remember any of them.

>AMD
I guess we can't put Walter behind the wheel, he's no driver

underrated

Meth

FOXDIE kicked in

He nearly died in a house-fire and had to receive skin grafts from 385 different testicles.

The prologue was set in the 2060s. Still bad ageing though.

It's not the same Weyland. Ridley said Covenant was a thinking man's horror film and I figured Sup Forums would at least be able to realize the Weyland in Prometheus was a fake but I guess not. God this board went to shit.

>I figured Sup Forums would at least be able to realize the Weyland in Prometheus was a fake but I guess not

Yeah... the writers were really thinking that...

Walterfags should be gassed.

well done

This movie was so STUPID from the start, who the fuck picks the most beta individual to lead as captain?

In the future betaphobia will be extinct you elitist piece of shit

>what is chain of command

It's the chain I beat you with cause I'm in command here

>What is badly written characters

>order Manny
>get Marine

Pic related

>Creator ages 90 years in only 3
>David creates Xenos that age like 30 years in 20 minutes
KINO

>order Basic Companion
>get Adversary

Trainer, i want to have sick kung fu movies like David and Walter....fuck this flick...

Why didn't they just hire an old guy instead of using retarded-looking makeup and prosthetics?