Wtf happened to him?
Wtf happened to him?
turns out getting jerked off 30 times a day by an android you invented is like the nuclear bomb of aging.
The script.
Wheat deficiency
White people age like milk lmao
Niggers die committing crimes before they age. Based Trump lol.
is that really 2090?
this cant be true.
Is that really the timeline?
>triggered
>poltard baits another poltard to bait
wew
For anyone wondering, the prologue in Alien: Covenant shows a newly created David alongside the younger Weyland. David was created in 2090 according to Prometheus.
Thus, the messed up continuity.
>whitey triggered
#whitenesssofragile
>Projecting
>implying Rildey Scott remembers shit about movies he made
Nigga can't even remember what a babby alien looks like
It actually is. That's some major oversight by Ridley.
he didn't use dermal fillers and botox
Not as fragile as Freddy gays neck
Niggers have weak bones and can't even drink milk half the time to fix it.
He chose poorly.
>damage control
White people on the internet everybody
wow
Ridley Scott can't remember he's Ridley Scott.
depts.washington.edu
Just reporting the fact m8
Black angst is literally the ultimate formula of damage control
#Blacksplaceinsocietysofragil
>Projecting again
Shitskins on the internet, everybody!
Blacks should not even be on the internet and wouldn't be if smart phones did not come out lol
Iunno man isn't Ridley Scott like a thousand years old, maybe he just forgot
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Blacks have lower paint tolerances as well like baby back bitches.
He got a divorce in 2090
Pain*
he's a replicant
>when you shitpost as a non white but you are actually white to trigger all the other whiteboys
It's called LARping you fucking retard.
based lefty-brainlet and nigger-trigger
it isn't, the movie gives no date
as expected, everybody on tv is falling for bait, because they shitpost without watching
Is the 2090 date confirmed? I always assumed that the prologue was set some decades before the events in the movie.
Alienwikie cant lie
Retards, that was David 6, made in 2042. NOT David 8
David is described as being created in 2078 here
youtube.com
Which is still pretty bad aging for Weyland
For movies that are so involved in a universe where the director takes immense effort to put in tiny details to flesh out the world they sure have a lot of mistakes in timelines
lmao, is this canon too?
Fucking Verizon creating the robot Antichrist
Walmart bought out Weyland Yutani between Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection
Holy shit this is fucking awesome... why can't trailers be like this? an extension of the story and world thats about to follow
He's an old guy
A solid reply, short of (you)'s. Have one from me.
There's one for Walter too
youtube.com
Also fun product placement: Walter runs on AMD. You just know David is Intel.
Which version would you guys order?
Lifecoach desu w/ u fampie. My life is terrible and void of meaning.
>adversary
Why would someone order that model?
for a challenge
to see if they can beat a david
>Adversary
I'm laughing at the idea of someone buying a robot for the explicit purpose of being their enemy. What would his "Adversary" duties even entail?
what do you expect from a pants shitting, demented and senile alzheimer fuck like Ridley Scott?
He should just eat shit and die already.
I imagine Adversary Walter does this to you
If you're married to a Black woman, he fucks her.
At least we age.
David was created in 2090 in promethus
so in 15 years he ages like 50 years? KEK
>at least we get to age
ftfy
I'd take the lifecoach.
Experimenting on you with xeno dna.
well you can't age bad when you're ugly to begin with
Basic Companion because I have no friends.
fuck white people fuck free speech nazis
Romantic
>actually good tier
teacher (adults)
architect
caregiver
marine
chef
trainer
programmer
>sperg-enabling tier
lifecoach
romantic
basic companion
therapist
>literally why tier
teacher (children)
physicist
sculptor
manager
>literally what tier
Manny
>D E V I L I S H tier
Adversary
>order Manny version
>it's just Walter with a mustache and a sombrero and now he says stuff like "Hey ese, we've got sensor interference holmes"
No one should be on the internet.
test
Pathetic, they just broke david into several versions just to sell it separately each by full price, god walterfags are retarded
underrated
Gotta catch 'em all
Pretty sure a "manny" is just "male nanny"
Manager.
Probably somebody like pic related. Just a contrarian who shits on everything you try to do.
>You just know David is Intel.
More like incel.
>has architect but not engineer
Did they do this not to confuse idiots with the Engineer alien race? Architect is just an artist. If they alone were left up to building projects with no engineer to check if the shit is possible then we would have collapsing buildings everywhere.
Only a stone can hone a blade.
This is what Davidniggers actually believe
triggered
A lot of those have no use for private ownership
Why would anyone order any of the first 6
I'd order a David so he can buttfuck me while we watch Lawrence of Arabia
There are many new versions of David line, none on film/ads are the original.
I've always liked that sort of trailer. Like a mini-"day in the life of" type things. I've seen a few, but I'll be damned if I can't remember any of them.
>AMD
I guess we can't put Walter behind the wheel, he's no driver
underrated
Meth
FOXDIE kicked in
He nearly died in a house-fire and had to receive skin grafts from 385 different testicles.
The prologue was set in the 2060s. Still bad ageing though.
It's not the same Weyland. Ridley said Covenant was a thinking man's horror film and I figured Sup Forums would at least be able to realize the Weyland in Prometheus was a fake but I guess not. God this board went to shit.
>I figured Sup Forums would at least be able to realize the Weyland in Prometheus was a fake but I guess not
Yeah... the writers were really thinking that...
Walterfags should be gassed.
well done
This movie was so STUPID from the start, who the fuck picks the most beta individual to lead as captain?
In the future betaphobia will be extinct you elitist piece of shit
>what is chain of command
It's the chain I beat you with cause I'm in command here
>What is badly written characters
>order Manny
>get Marine
Pic related
>Creator ages 90 years in only 3
>David creates Xenos that age like 30 years in 20 minutes
KINO
>order Basic Companion
>get Adversary
Trainer, i want to have sick kung fu movies like David and Walter....fuck this flick...
Why didn't they just hire an old guy instead of using retarded-looking makeup and prosthetics?