/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

Some folks call it a sling blade edition

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What is /dixie/'s opinion of Ned Kelly? Was he right?

Also,
>I'm assuming you're not in Edmonton because if you are I'm very very sorry
How can one man be so B A S E D?!

Objectively yes.

/yearofthecanadiangf/

delete this bullshit man
/yearoftheitaliangf/

Italian women are hairy and aggressive though.

they are passionate and cook the best food, oh and they're beautiful

I don't know, I feel like he definitely shot some people that didn't deserve it
but yeah those squatters were pretty out of control, if he was gonna shoot anyone it should have been some of them, but having said that I can see why they would have been reluctant to give the land back to the government

the best gf is one that will give you attention and also isn't really fat or something

I don't know him

>cook the best food
It's objectively Latinas who hold that title. Provided you don't get the welfare ones like there are in the States I suppose.

/yearofthearkansanbf/

Actual Mexican food is alright, Texmex is better

/Italiangf/

>Texmex is better
Only if you like high BTU laxatives.

>not liking glorified laxatives
fag

what's texmex?

Satan's menu for people who want the authentic eternal-damnation experience.

It's what you think of when someone says Mexican food

It's God's final gift to man

Australian outlaw in the 1880s, he and his family got kicked around by rich people that had developed land given to them by the government and refused to let anyone else on it, sort of like the Roman land magnates in the late republic.
so he starts stealing and selling horses from them to make a living and later takes up bank-robbing, shoots a few police officers on the run before getting killed himself. He's known for this suit of armor he made if you've seen it before
there's a lot more to it, the landlords and police were really pretty harsh to people like him

never had a problem with texmex food myself, pretty rare for me to get sick from food

who gives a fug if a woman is hairy

oh that's neat

I've never had a problem with it either

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good mem

just played some tekken lads, playing with a fight stick is fun

>Y*nklets don't say "fixing to"

I keep wanting to integrate Southern lingo into my everyday speech, but my accent makes all your sayings sound weird and it's just not the same.

fixin' to
yawl

People do unironically say "y'all" here. I'm not one of them though.

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me on the left

I'm fixing to get drunker than Cooter Brown and get me a buggy full of groceries at Kroger, Lord willing and the creeks don't rise.

What do we do about these damn carpetbaggers?

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blockade the cities and starve them out

Physical removal.

Our slang is just putting whatever sentence we wanna say and sticking it in a blender so that you can say it like it's only a couple words.

>Me'n'th'buds're'gonna'go'gedda'couple'a'sixpacks'n'head down't'th'creek'n'get hammered'n'lightoff fireworks, youwanna come?

>light off fireworks
Heheh
Boy do I have a deal for you

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what the hell is an electric showerhead

its a water heater, in brazil they dont have hot water pipes

uma tragédia

Cum

>Write a good poem to practice my prose
>Delete it immediately

only fags write poems

You're all heart, Jonne

spunk

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is this the arnold Schwarzenegger movie?

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not a fan of yanks tbqh

yes

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*BRAAAAP*
This thread has been visited by the mart sharter. Wet sharts and public bowel movements will come to you, but only if you reply to this post with "shart away mutt man

why do swedes always make horrible posts

why does this autist come here every day

they have to, because the reality is far worse than the posts they make

To understand the mind of a Swede would be to understand the minds of maggots and worms

dude sweed LMAO

the thing that bothers me about it is he uses the same image
like at least try a litttle bit

I miss legacy captcha

better get used to clicking those cars goiym

DUDE SMOPE WEEF LMAAAAAO

I haven't clicked a single car since Legacy died.

yeah figures, an albertan wouldnt know what a car is, living the barren forest and all

Iirc it's the same swede that posts weird 3d lesbian pictures on /fr/

Almost got a time get with those sweet doubles

>forest
>barren
Urbanite detected. Also, I'm sadly a prairie dweller. The dream is eventually to buy a hundred or so acres of forest up north and leave the endless farmland behind though.

i was referring to the vice documentary

Lobelt E. Li

This is litteraly my first post ever in /dixie/, and ive only ever posted that image today.

Doubt (X)

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>ywn live the Ted life
why did he have to be right

I still love you with God's love

Ted was a lightweight. Proenneke is the real man's role model.

Your ex doesn't browse this board sweetie

Dick spent the winters of his first decade in California or something

I do really want to build a cabin by a lake tho

Slanderous lies.

I'm serious. He just spent the first winter there to see if he could do it and then he spent the next dozen or so in the southern states

Most of the footage in Alone in the Wilderness isn't even of him, it's of the guy that produced it

I knew he went to live in Cali once he got too old to be roughing it 24/7. Never heard about this whole thing though.

>Most of the footage in Alone in the Wilderness isn't even of him, it's of the guy that produced it
Bob Swerer? They look nothing alike though.

>They look nothing alike though.
I'm talking about the stuff like the video of birds and moose and wolves. That was from one of Bob Swerer and his son's trips.

A lot of it is in that collection of his journal entries, I'd recommend it

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Oh, I thought you meant he was pretending to be Dick on camera. I knew the movie was mostly Bob's doing, but I never heard about Dick's snowbirding before.

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this guys fell asleep on stream again and the ambulance is apparently coming soon

Who called the ambulance?

some jonnes that wanted some action, and for him to pay 100 euros again

So he legit just got sleepy and dozed off? He doesn't have some condition that makes him do that?

no he drank 2 bottles of booze

That would do it.

haha his dick

So it wasn't me imagining things then...

>his desktop background

Didnt see it was it anime

Yes. Luckily there was a popup that covered up the nakedness.

post

tsop

Poster

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Well since /dixie/ is /dedxie/ I hereby declare this thread /midwest/

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/dedwest/

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