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Translation: Where's the new thread? - edition

New trailer youtube.com/watch?v=29Bhc9eUTQU

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Azor Jon

>book-Jon
>comes back changed
>show-Jon
>literally no change
Why

Literally just to get him out of the Night's Watch

They needed to get Jon into the other character's storylines so took the quickest, streamlined route

he is changed

da best

>>comes back changed
???????????????????????

M A N J A W

Gurm has been hitting us over the head with blunt foreshadowing for so many books now

That's why Lady Stoneheart exists.
Even before that we had Beric saying that he's fading and losing his humanity.

Mel is going to burn Shireen to resurrect Jon

No, you weak chinned faggot.

The Tarlys fought for the Targaryens in the Rebellion

Why is Randall Tarley declaring for Cersei after the Tyrells have declared for Dany already?

Why is Dany roasting a Tarly alive in episode 3?

Virgin.

Little Sam and the night king, when he gets stabbed, look very alike....

Sweet olive

Because Dany has a Fempire.
Only women leaders allowed.

BRAVO DAN AND DABID

I wouldn't expect too different Jon in the books.

Also I wouldn't expect more books too...

Better with short hair but stil qtaf.

You seem sorta grumpy user, here's a qt bran to cheer you up

>cast a qtpi who could totally look chaste&innocent, like Book Tyene
>make her a double dagger retard who shows her tits and talks about pussy every other scene

What did D&D mean by this?

I'm ok with the showing her tits part.

>if George doesn't finish the series the remaining books will be called "novelizations of the popular tv series"

Their entire Dorne writing idea is "Let's hammer ourselves in the head with a mallet, then do two shots of paint thinner and get to writing".

And they cut the Ironborn for that, too

What the fuck were they thinking

>had to hastily re-write the Ironborn back in because Dorne was so poorly written and received

I'd be willing to bet money that the shot of jaime charging and the dragon with a gap in his teeth are related

>its a bookfag is buttmad thread

kek

Well she could've played the innocent and all and still show them. She is not truly innocent and chaste, she acts like it and looks like it, when in truth she's a murderer (and most likely a slut like every other dornish character). But they didn't even give her the look, when they could have.

>had to hastily re-write the Ironborn back in because Dorne was so poorly written and received
>write ironborns with the same shitty retarded writings they used for Dorne

F for effort.

Hey guys.
These are EMMY AWARD WINNING WRITERS
Best currently on TV
And that's a fact

If they think that Euron is better as a "muh dick" moron who gleefully and openly kinkills, then they must be right.

What would you cast Daisyfu as in GOT?

First time poster in /got/ but damn guys ONE MORE WEEK!!! Can't wait

A weirwood tree.

>its a pasty fat virgins on an anime porn forum think they can write better scripts than the professionals thread

What do you plebs still watch this garbage show? The writing is just awful.

A medieval icebox

white walker extra that gets beheaded 3 minutes into the scene

One of Margaery's handmaiden who warms her bed and scissor with her when she's not getting fucked by Jalabhar Xho or the blue bard.

In order to hate it fully.

It provides entertainment in my otherwise boring existence.

is it true we get one last snektit nude scene next season???

Because dragons

Essos.

If an highschool teacher was to give his students an homework "Write the Dornish plot for the show" I'm sure half of them would write something better than S5/6 dorne.

Greek looks so cool man

I hope.

S1/S2 were kino. It's like TWD, we're just watching at this point to see where it ultimately ends up.

Someone post the leaks

my cock is semi hard thinking about it, especially since she has long hair this season

People think Dany will be the younger more beautiful woman to conquer the Iron Throne, but it will actually be Sansa.

It'll be no one.
Prophecies aren't real

You the newfag from the last thread?

>can't into google
lmao

>especially since she has long hair
I hate you.

Neither are dragons.

No, I mean on Planetos too.
The tragedy is that Cersei did all those things to herself.
There was no prophesy influencing things

my wife

>Snek spends three minutes every episode doing a different striptease in various locations and outfits
>All the other Dorne characters are cut from the show

Mary Sue, an Iron Island whore who marries Theon because hes dickless and shes wombless

This is a nice thing to imagine

HI preston!

But seriously, I like this 'theory', but it's kinda weak because of the "marry the king" thing.

The bastards, no one knows how many Robert has, it's just Cersei who figures the prophecy is right by circular reasoning.
Melara, it was Cersei. Her kids dying, it will have been at least in part because of her actions. Getting strangled by the Valonqar, also partly her fault.

But Marrying the king? That was a hell of a long shot. The odds that she would marry Aerys were close to 0%, and assuming he would die soon, well, Rhaegar was already married.

So from this point, there's 4 possibilities I'd say.
1) She thought Cersei would end up marrying Aerys (extremely unlikely, not only for the age difference, but with Tywin/Aerys feud...)
2) She thought Cersei would marry Rhaegar after he inherits. (Already married, plus Rhaegar might carry some of that feud)
3) She thought there would be a war (?!) and the targ would be wiped out, or Elia would die. Hell of a longshot again.
or, the only one that kinda make sense
4) She was just saying random shit because she would fuck off after Cersei left anyway so what does it matter if they're ultimately all wrong?

But if it is #4... It's a huge coincidence that all these things fit so well, even if it's in part due to Cersei acting on it.

And marrying the king might be too big a coincidence for me to accept the whole "She was just saying random things!". I really don't see GRRM writing it like this.

>Oh, the prophecies were all wrong, Cersei just HAPPENED to marry the 'new' king after a great war started and the king and his heir died, and a new one took the throne!

What if the war doesn't happen? What if Aerys dies but Rhaegar survives but he's already married? What if Robert marries before the war, like Eddard did?

That one line about marrying the king makes me think it can't just be random. Everything else I would accept. But not that one.

she does look like a marge's handmaiden desu
What is this from btw? I don't think I've watched a single thing she played in, and sure as hell doesn't look like Star Wars

I can get behind this.

Book noob here

Why does Cersei despise Pycelle on the show?

He's a Lannister loyalist right?

because Queen Cersei SLAAAAAYS

no really, thats the logic behind every retarded cersei storyline the past few seasons

She doesn't. That's just on the show.
In the books she insists that Tyrion release him (when he throws him in the dungeon) and let him back on the small council. He's not just a Lannister loyalist, he's a CERSEI's loyalist, takes her side over Tyrion's. It'd be stupid for her to hate him.

On the show, he's a Cersei loyalist in S2 (same plot, tyrion throws him in the dungeon) but after that they swapped everything for no reason and somehow she doesn't like or trust him.

later on in the books become a Kevan loyalist so Cersei hates him in books too

Does the shift to preferring Qyburn still occur?

If so, hows does that come about?

meant that she doesn't in the books obv*.
She starts to mistrusts him toward the end tho, but that's just because they cast her out and Kevan/Pycelle and the Tyrell are ruling the realm now.

They don't want her in because she's retarded and incompetent, but she assumes they don'T want her in because they're all sold to the Tyrell.

>still no preston video on the elections
Who do you think he'll come up with "Who put the raven in the kettle"?

Samwell? Stannis? Rhaegar? The Shrouded Lord? The Moon?

I dont have to be a professional chef to point out what I am eating is shit

Cast them

Hardhome and Hardnips were the only good parts of Season 5

>Rhaegar was already married.
Not at that point
Cersei was betrothed to him before Aerys broke it

She finds Qyburn to be more talented of a maestar and Pycelle uses his position to molest girls which annoys Cersei

>Cersei was betrothed to him before Aerys broke it

No she wasn't. Tywin wanted to arrange on though

Do we find out why Rhaegar took Lyanna?

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if GRRM didn't even bring him back.

They probably wanted to run away together to live happily ever after, after the battle was done. Too bad about what happened...

Doesn't Qyburn essentially do the same

Just cuts them up after

Then why do the foreshadowing with LSH and Beric?

In the scene where Littlefinger visits Tywin at Harrenhall, how long do you think it actually took for him to recognize Arya as the cupbearer? I'm guessing he recognized her instantly.

No, but it's probably because Rhaegar wanted to make a Jesus baby to save the world and he realized that Elia wasn't cutting it as a saviour factory.

Oh maybe he just got a random boner for Northern tang and he just couldn't stop himself because despite wanting to save the world, he's just a fallible man

Man then wolf then man again

It's happening

The actor said in his headcanon he recognised her, but it won't be addressed apparently

Not betrothed was suspected to be highly likely to be betrothed

Brann warged Lyanna, competed in the tourney, then seduced Rhaegar to make sure she had Jon.

Boy, then wolf, then man.

Not in the show hes much more vanilla. He only experimented on the mountain in the show at Cersei's request.
In the books I would not be surprised if he went full American Psycho

He did it in order to kickstart the war and get Brandon killed so that Ned would get Cat and he would be born.

But he took her before the war, right?
And Lyanna wanted to go? I didn't know that.

How did he know that she was going to queef out Manlet Jesus?

Now I'm really confused.

He did it because he wanted to
He didn't know, Brann/Lyanna told him

What would you cast Keirafu as in GOT?

Tyrion's hat.

who's the girl with frogfu?

>How did he know that she was going to queef out Manlet Jesus?
He read a book when he was in his nerd phase that told him about Azor Ahai and shit.
So he decided to make it happen.

We see in Dany's visions in the House of the Undying that he thought that Aegon would be the Prince that was Promised.

Since we know Jon is as close as we're going to get, and that he's Rhaegar's son, it's plausible that Rhaegar intended it that way.

Or it could be another one of Gurm's jokes to have Rhaegar's actual attempt at a saviour has his head smashed against a wall, and his accidental rape baby was the real saviour

unironically wouldve made a great Lyanna

A stick.
Or possibly a boy

Tysha
She could do for Taena Merryweather but she doesn't look shrewd/scheming enough.

This show is generic garbage and anyone who saids otherwise is fooling themselves