Why the fuck are they so mad at this character? Why are the writers trying to make him seem like a horrible person?

Why the fuck are they so mad at this character? Why are the writers trying to make him seem like a horrible person?

Because they can't say "tried to have sex" but they can say "tried to get us to dance" and just replaced it with that.

He didn't seem so bad in his first appearance, just kind of autistic. They made him a real dick in this latest one. I like it.

Why do you need to ask this? He was a piece of shit.

I think the intent is just that he's any random stranger that's just really good at making you mad.

They're the person at work who complains all day about how hard they work but spend most of their days doing shit. They're the blue haired femenazis in front of Starbucks protesting about how you buying coffee is supporting the patriarchy. They're the faggot on Sup Forums that derails all topics into an anime vs. cartoons slapfest.

They're the one douchebag that everyone knows and no one likes, but outside of that isn't really relevant to deserve actual deliberate hate.

I really dislike the rape allegory that people want to run with, but if it does go that direction, I do like the "stop letting this one experience control you"

Holy shit the writing in this episode was fuck awful.

Why did Stevonnie brag out getting second place in a two people race?

>He didn't seem so bad in his first appearance, just kind of autistic.
He's completely aware of what he's been doing, he just doesn't care about how other people feel.

It's not a "rape analogy", if it's sexual it's simply someone who is really invasive and disrespectful. It doesn't have to be rape to be uncool, you know?

Tumblr mentality

Yes, the writers write the show and control whether or not characters are horrible. They wrote the character this way because there needed to be a horrible character in order to have conflict with the protagonists so that there could be a story.

>Why did Stevonnie brag out getting second place in a two people race?
... because the point is that they stopped caring about the race at the end, that's kind of the whole point of the entire scene.

DON'T HATE THE PLAYA HATE THE GAME

That, and "Yeah but I got some good hits in right?" actually is a good point if you've literally never driven a car before.

>He's completely aware of what he's been doing, he just doesn't care about how other people feel.
I'm saying it didn't seem that way when he showed up the first time. He just seemed like an oblivious sort of dick. That it turns out he does it on purpose is funny to me.

But he's not, though. He was persistent about dancing with an attractive female, then he talked trash during an illegal street race. At worst, he's marginally insensitive. But for some reason, Kevin got a stronger reaction out of Steven than Jasper did. That's just a wee bit incongruous.

He's a confident, attractive male with money

Those aren't allowed in Tumblr

Because Steven deals with murderous warriors on a regular basis, and he's helped edgy fucks like Lapis and Lars before, but he's not used to people like Kevin and Marty because he's never really been outside his Beach City bubble of nice people.

That episode was shit

I expected them to crash and die on that first turn. I had to bump up my suspension of disbelief when they took that corner all buttery like that, but I could handle everything after that.

he's named kevin.
kevins are always assholes

They did care though. They were just being openly passive aggressive.

Is Kevin /fa/?

Kevin is a Supreme Gentleman, man.

>But for some reason, Kevin got a stronger reaction out of Steven than Jasper did.
Dude bringing that up is stupid. The only reason he doesn't express anger at Jasper is because he was too busy solving whatever problem she created for him, like freeing the gems and crashing her ship. And besides all that she's legitimately scary. She inspires fear in him.

Steven isn't scared of Kevin but he's a dirtbag who tried to get in his pants and then shat all over his dad. Kevin's disgusting to Steven.

Does he though? Before Jasper, the worst Steven had seen were corrupted gems. And Peridot, I guess. But apparently "I want to murder your traitorous friends" is on the same level as "I want to rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together" in his mind.

Don't really make sense when he deals with openly horrible people like Lars on a daily basis. If Kevin were replaced with Lars at the dance, Steven probably wouldn't even care.

>confident
ends the episode begging for attention
>attractive
preening, self-interested prick
>with money
as though his having money makes his creepy aggro roofie factor okay
>kelsey grammer image
oh fuck right off

>Why are the writers trying to make him seem like a horrible person?
Do you understand that the characters in the show are not real?
If the writers decide to make him seem like a horrible person, that's not slander, it makes him a horrible person because he is whatever the writers decide.
What you're asking is like asking why writers make Homer Simpson seem like an alcoholic. Because he is one.

Why do you complain about the writing in the episode and then ignore the shit that's explicitly spelled out in it to complain about stuff that doesn't happen.

he never assaulted anyone, he's just a man with confidence and wasn't completely nice to stevonnie at first

>hating Kelsey Grammer
egg all over your face

Dude corrupted gems are murderous, and he's definitely been dealing with that shit probably as long as he's been with the gems.

Things wanting the gems dead is nothing new, the difference is that Jasper and Lapis were actually capable of it, until they wasn't. And Steven knew Lapis beforehand.

Because Steven experienced how Connie feels about people who are jerks, but without Connie's experience in dealing with those feelings.

Also it's not just that Kevin made Steven uncomfortable, he also made Connie uncomfortable, and a lot of people don't like it when someone's a dick to their friends.

It's not like Steven's in love with Lars either. I just saw the episode where Steven fed Lars that fiery doughnut on the TV and Steven really shits on Lars in it. Sadie's all "What kind of person would you be if you hurt Lars just because he hurt you?" and Steven's like, "... a hero?"

>series ends with Kevin fucking Yellow Diamond to death
how would you feel

He's not nice to ANYONE.

Would you let Kevin talk to your dad like he talked to Greg?

as Stevonnie he'd probably laugh in Lars face if he wanted to dance with them, but then actually dance
or get disappointed that he isn't dancing with Sadie instead

Elliot never assaulted anyone either until his last day on earth. I think Kevin could beat his record.

This will be invalidated if he ever shows up again, though. Because then he'll be "that asshole" rather than "that guy who made me mad that one time"

Reminder that this episode was co-written by someone who failed the 10th grade twice.

>No matter how much you fight. No matter how hard you try. No matter how many years you invest in proving your worth, man's almighty phallus will be there to save the day.
A deep, introspective piece of art.

Stevonnie was almost raped by him.

Can't wait for the underwhelming and controversial sequel series following their child as they bumble their way through life, punching everything they come across to mixed success while somehow surviving for more seasons than its predecessor but having far fewer decent episodes.

thinking a man wanting women but doesn't always get them makes them equivalent to a serial killer is pretty autistic
Elliot had more reasons than his troubles with women as to why he was fucked up

How many times has Kevin dateraped someone?

I wonder who in Beach City would be his roofie supplier.

Probably fucking Onion.

I'm not sure anyone wants him to show up again.

This episode felt like Tumblr Sensabilites: the show

>Like seriously, he asked me to dance more than once, he was basically literally raping me.

I do.

I like how badly he pisses Steven off.

He probably whores himself out to Onion on the weekly for them.

>their child as they bumble their way through life

>Implying he won't be ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS at everything

Kevin is, honest to god, the best looking male character in this show. I bet he'll get the most porn made of him compared to any other guy in SU.

I mean Pearl literally raped Garnet that one time, it's not that much of a stretch.

Also what the hell was your first clue user.

Jamie probably has more porn

It's a kid's show, they can't actually say "He wanted to fuck me" on it.

>Why are the writers trying to make him seem like a horrible person?
Because he apparently is?
Who gives a fuck about whatever kind of person you headcanoned him to be. All around, he's being portrayed as a pretty shit guy, and that's all that matters now. It's basically the same thing they're doing for Peridot, only backwards.

How about they not try to go after issues they can't actually portray or make interesting?

how would Stevonnie even understand the concept of sex?
Steven doesn't go to school and Connie is 12

They both have a lot of porn, but almost exclusively together.

>thinking a man wanting women but doesn't always get them makes them equivalent to a serial killer is pretty autistic
You're actively trying to avoid the comparison if you think that's all it is. It's mostly a joke, but Kevin is similarly materialistic and narcissistic. He just needs some self-hating racism to complete the Supreme Gentleman starter pack.

> implying they won't lose for thirty episodes in a role, causing most of their own issues through sheer incompetence, then magically deux ex their way out at the very end either by themselves or by poxy every fucking time

Though they wouldn't be able to lean on the secret lesbian twist ending.

I want to know why all the male characters are all emasculated and limp wristed.

How could someone be so retarded to fail 10th grade twice? Why let someone like that on and allow them to write dialogue?

He's not a horrible person. He's just an average asshole randomly picked out from internet trolls, except sexy

You can love him if you, OP. It's your life

> Connie starting puberty
> "okay now Connie, there are going to be a lot of creeps out there who are going to try to get you do do things that you don't want to."

no its just a shitty comparison but if every narcissist didn't get their way and decided to kill people, we'd have a lot more dead bodies in the world

They did a decent enough job, a lot of complaints I keep seeing in this thread are either bad headcanons about how Kevin "really" is or deliberately misconstruing events like Kevin's only fault being that he wants to dance one time and not that he's consistently horrible to everyone.

Connie's a twelve year old with internet access.

Plus you don't need to understand sex to be intimidated and creeped out by an invasive advance.

Its called raising awareness.
9 out of every 7 college girls are almost raped, many don't even know it because they're so oppressed by cis male culture. We need to educate them on the epidemic of almost rape. We also need to inform cismen that 139% of them almost rape women every hour.

Connie is an A+ student and her mom's a doctor. I think she has at least a mechanical understanding.

The biggest problem is really how much Steven hates Kind-Of-A-Douche "I insist we dance" Keven but was so quick to forgive Lapis "Drown the children" Lazuli

I have a pretty bad feeling that this thread is one of those "Defend the guy because he's a guy and Tumblr doesn't like him" type deals.

>Donny Osmond haircut
>wearing a fitted suit jacket with jeans
>matching leather cowboy boots with a suit jacket
>pink shirts, ever
>clearly does not lift
>toilet bowl cover esque scarf
>shitskin

There's all the reason you need

seeing steven this mad and actually saying "hate" is fuckin out of character

>if every narcissist didn't get their way and decided to kill people
Didn't even say this, but whatever man. I just think it'd be funny.

Don't forget the biggest mass rape in history known as the fappening

How is that a problem? Stevonnie was ready to be sympathetic when Kevin made up that sob story. Lapis had a real, legitimate sob story.

>>pink shirts, ever

But the main character wears a pink shirt

what's "almost raped" mean? as defined by college students?
a guy wanted to have sex with me, but i didn't let them have it with me so i was basically almost raped?

>why do the people who make this show and know what they're doing want to make this character look like an antagonist
Gee, I don't know user, maybe they create characters and make them act a certain way because that's how they intend them to be?

It's a band shirt, that always gets a pass.

you're the one comparing Kevin to Elliot Roger dude

Yeah and he's a fat kike who never gets laid.

I want to know why you think the Loud House is a good show

this. I don't get how Steven "hates" him. Not only is it OOC for Steven but he apparently hates him more than characters who were ACTUALLY malicious to him.

Are you being obtuse on purpose...?

I forgave Lapis because she's hot, especially when she's a bitch. I don't know if Steven has the same reasoning, but it makes sense to me. Steven probably doesn't want to fuck Kevin, which would make the difference for me.

BUT CAN'T YOU SEE THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING

HE'S MALE THEY'RE WRITING HIM WRONG

Because he's not into kids having sex, unlike Rebecca.

I can't tell is this /fa/ shitposting or /fit/ shitposting or /r9k/ shitposting

do you eat shit?

>They did a decent enough job,

How?

There's lots of posts in this thread alone that explain it reasonably, I don't know if you're skipping them or are just looking for a circlejerk.

I miss that fucking show. Super comfy.

Maybe if three different kinds of people believe you're doing something wrong, you're doing something wrong.

>who never gets laid
He has the appearance of a 12 year old and he already has a whole harem of women who love him and a Indian girl who he can fuse with whenever he wants

He's a douchebag. We're told he is, we see him being one, and we're never given an indication to the contrary.

Steven doesn't like him, isn't that enough? He doesn't need to have a methodical process for hatred, Kevin just rustles his jimmies better than anyone else.

You might not like Hitler for killing tons of people, but you spend a lot more effort hating some random asshole for shitposting on Sup Forums even if he's probably just a bored faggot sitting at home doing nothing like you. People don't have to always make sense.

when tumblr is mostly the fanbase of this show its no surprise they see a man who likes women as a rapist
to anyone else, Kevin doesn't seem like the worst person in the world
what it teaches children is trying to pursue woman is bad
at worst he's just a fuckboy

And yet even with all of those benefits he still can't get laid.

He's a massively self-centered douchebag. He needs everything to revolve around him in order to validate himself. Other than that he's pretty cool.

I never said every narcissist becomes a serial killer, Kevin just reminds me of Elliot because of all that other stuff I'm not repeating plus the importance he places in his clothes and car in making himself feel desirable, to the point of feeling entitled to desire. Yet he is probably still virgem. Hence, Elliot.

> constantly trying to get his dick wet
> drives around in a fancy car trying so hard to be like the other chads
> reduced to a whimpering beta when people don't take his bait
> dresses like baby's first fashion magazine
> probably goes on to reddit later to bitch about how his feels got hurt

There's no doubt about it, he's a complete fuckboy.