Watching this kino while eating a pizza at 3 AM

Watching this kino while eating a pizza at 3 AM.
>tfw you can eat that kind of thing at the wee hours without getting fat because you're 27
Watching this makes me feel enraged cos you Americans can get this fucking fat, but grateful that my European genes allow me to be slim and able to eat shit anytime I want without gaining a pound.

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He looks so majestic in this pic
like a king you see when you enter ta throne room, you know what I mean?
he is all like "for what have you come here, peasant?"

Is he dead yet? He's such a terrible person. I want him to die so bad.

>he thinks fatness is related to genes
Soviet europe education everyone.

American mentality right there

Is that mold?

>27
>eating pizza at 3 am
enjoy your heart attack at 30

why are his pants black stained?

the pic in op made me WEENER make a lil boop


*brrrraaaaapppp*

this shit made me realise how fucking disgusting Ameriturds are

how the fuck do you drink 20 cans of cola a day? how the fuck do you eat 5 boxes of pizza a day?

I am requesting an actual Amerishit to answer this. How do you do this? Don't you feel like shit?

We're winners man what the hell do you expect? Actual thin American here.

I just ate an entire pizza in tribute to him

>Americans
>winners
top kek

Brit here, we are the actual winners of history

Is this the guy that kept asking for pizza every 15 minutes while on the road?

lol your countries gloomy as fuck.

Jokes are American now?

...

hot

but about to be deleted

that you Steve? why aren't you dead yet.

Lets watch fat kino

youtube.com/watch?v=P9MOqsTWekc

God its so cringe when they show the character selection screen, i don't know if i laugh or cry

me on the right