I'D RATHER BE SHINY
LIKE A TREASURE FROM A SUNKEN PIRATE WRECK....
SCRUB THE DECK AND MAKE IT LOOK...
I'D RATHER BE SHINY
LIKE A TREASURE FROM A SUNKEN PIRATE WRECK....
SCRUB THE DECK AND MAKE IT LOOK...
Piss
SHINY
BRIT
PUSY
Greatest Disney character of all time.
MAKE YOU SPARKLE LIKE A WEALTHY WOMENS NECK
I actually kind of dug his song.
I mean listen to those fucking rhymes
Why is someone suddenly trying to force this song as a meme on Sup Forums?
Not that I mind. It's so bad it's good. Not to suggest Moana was bad, I quite liked the film and the rest of the songs but this one was quite terrible.
Shiny's Songkino you pleb
This sounds like someone who...
WILL NEVER BE QUITE AS SHINY
mfw I realized it's Jermaine Clement
If you didn't instantly recognize him by his voice you have issues.
I'm a retard who takes a while to recognize voices, by halfway through the scene I'd worked it out
YOU'LL NEVER BE THIS SHINY
Easily the worst song in the movie, absolutely no rhythm to it he just talks to the tune and you can immediately tell who the actor behind the voice is, an offense that this movie committed more than once.
>Taste this shit
kek
What's so good about Jemaine Clement? It's certainly not his singing. Was this some sort of stunt casting with an actor I'm not familiar with?
Deep and unique voice that lends itself well to comedy and character acting
Well, I don't see how a British guy was a good choice for a random crab.
Who would you have voice him?
A random Australian
>A random Jamaican
ftfy mate you're clearly drunk so no worries
Based
Someone who can actually sing, perhaps?
For example, Dan Stevens.
He's a New Zealander
Sam Neill, then.
hello based pusyposter
...
Some days I wish I could do this.
We all do, user
I wish I could do this but Moana grows to a comparable size to me and I can't hold her up anymore so I drop her sweaty brown anus on my mouth and I have to lick and kiss my way out.
Kek
Beautiful post.
...
Because he has maori blood to add into the "diverse" cast but i do like jemaine he's kinda hot
GAY
Maybe it's a grill