Pitch me a movie, user

Pitch me a movie, user

>no memes

a horror movie where things happen and then everyone thinks its finally over but then something else happens and then its finally over and then a quick sequel hook

L'Ascension du Chevalier Noir

A CIA agent falls in love with Bane.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the big guy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he engages in banter with the masked terrorist and asks what happens if he takes off his mask, he says it would be very painful. The CIA agent says he's a big guy, then the big guy answers, "FOR YOU."

Confused by these turn of events, the CIA agent investigates and finds out that the man he called is not the same man he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the big guy's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PAIN.

a comedy where people have really cringy conversations, even for normal people's standards, with laugh tracks in the background. They'll eat it up.

A gay Mexican Muslim transgender woman named Lena must escape the Holocaust after finding out she received terminal cancer caused by global warming. While Hitler is in parts of the film, the antagonist is played by a man that looks suspiciously like Donald Trump. Eventually she is taken to America with the help of Sabrina (played by Elle Fanning), and her husband Yakoobu Muhdik (Michael B. Jordan).

Soundtrack by XXXTENTACION/Danny Elfman

instant classic

Unfortunately that would never be made.

Thought of this ten minutes ago, too hard to write so I'll share.
In an indie-horror universe, an infection starts going around that makes people behave like they are in a movie. Like from naturalistic dialogue to cliche idioms, unrealistic car chases with inexplicable henchmen appearing, the list goes on.

a white woman has sex with a black man

Give it an oscar already.

Go on...

Brendan Fraser plays a DIA analyst who is sent to extract a rundown to a military contact. When his contact is assassinated, our hero accidentally gets caught up in the machinations of a vast conspiracy orchestrated by two French nobles.

Adam Sandler and crew in a film about ants attacking suburbs

>the exterminantors
Trailer:
>chill music plays as family eats on table
>corner of the camera shows ants on the edge of the table but quickly becoming more and more
>quick montage shows crisis escalating to unbearable levels with Adam's lackeys doing stuff like screaming in fear or blindly stumbling trying to get the ants out of their faces
>crew of dads huddle together in football style and say something to the effect of "something needs to be done"
>sequence of them putting on gear operationally but never a full body shot
>far shot of the suburb road as the crew enters field of view turning a corner, fully geared for extermination
>song plays
>how'd you like me now, how'd you like me now!

Too james bond-ian

not a movie, a long running tv show

every episode is a different white woman having sex with a black man. And It has unsimulated sex scenes. HBO. 12 episodes per season.

>*free treats for those who submit a good pitch*

>trailer fades to black
>thudding steps heard
>fade in to low angle of Nick Swardson
>extreme close up on his eyes
>"You came to the WRONG neighborhood"
>cut to him running and screaming from a few ants as the rest of the crew shakes their heads

If there are no money restraints I would do an adaptation of Steven Erickson Gardens of the Moon but it would focus more on the Daru folks and the Alliance than the shitty Malazans so it would never be made cuz the author fellates the Malazans and I would introduce the Pannion ad the main threat in the first film

A movie about a hero that has no superpower, no money, is ugly and hated and everything good he ever does some chad in cape takes responsibility for, the movie is about him getting back at them then realizing it is always better to have someone else taking fame and blame for your actions because everything have consequences.

Bonus points if even the people he saved treats him bad, the movie must be tragic enough to be funny but it must reach unsafe levels of ego assassination for the sake of highlighting the operational side of things (what actually happens is more important than the story that goes around)

Isn't that Birdman?

Isan't birdman about dellusional actors?

Movie about ghosts of wrestlers who gets nuked by isis during the equivalent of wrestlemania leaving their spirits unsettled then whenever the date of the schedulled event comes around they start terrorizing the town having random fights using possessed bodies of anyone in the same location at random that gains super strenght and resistance but that sometimes dies in the process thus becoming another ghost wrestler who joins the event on the following year.

The movie would feature old grannies fighting babies fighting fat men fighting women, destructible enviroments and the last fight would look like dragon ball z and in the end of the movie even though the spirits are rested the event would reocurr anyway thus forcing the people to evacuate the town forever.

It main message is NONE its purely fun and action and drama

Main character would be a very synical and talented detective who hates his job and the people around it and grew up hiding a big secret he likes wrestling what a faggot

cynical*