Why isn't she bigger?

Why isn't she bigger?

>"COME, MANSERVANT, I NEED TO BE SLATHERED IN OIL"

What do you do?

>copyright

what a jew

Trips say SLATHER AWAY

Every time the news uses a photo from someone's social media they attribute the copyright to them. You're just inventing reasons to justify your dislike of her.

Go nite nites Amy please

>yet another "I hate Amy Schumer because I don't want to fuck her" thread
Whatever (You) have to do to feel less lonely, OP

>get proven wrong
>call the other person a shill
Braindead.

>implying you wouldn't

Holy shit, Amy really is lurking a Peruvian anal bead sculpting website.

>implying I haven't

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>implying I didn't

i hate her because she's a shrill, annoying cunt

Fucking showvanist!!

>when a "man"is more attractive than you

God damn Bailey Jay is hot even when being compared to a Hollywood movie star.

>white knighting on Sup Forums

Pathetic

Its a pity Bailey doesnt fuck cis women, because her fucking Amy would actually be pretty hot.

lol she is fat haha!

lose some weight, Amy

>Bailey Jay is hot

Sure, turkeys need to be basted while they roast.

PROTIP etc. etc.

I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

She pulled her tit out in her last flick

Huge brown nipple

She looks pretty big there

perfect white pussy for a big black cock

Thank god, I thought that pic was Kristen Durst.

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she's fucking yoked

Having another productive day, Jason?

You'll be reeeing in prison soon.

>implying i wouldn't

Imagine the stench

I was going to ask her to be my wife, but then I went to Sup Forums.org/tv

Pepperoni mozzarella!!

Le sigh

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Imagine? Just take a good whiff of yourself and there you go, no need to imagine.

>hahahahahhaha dude being a disgusting degenerate slob is empowering lmao trust me goys

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It was funny tard.

it would be hot if bailey kepy chubbing up and got fatter than amy. js