Wow, it's almost like kid sidekicks are a horrible idea

Wow, it's almost like kid sidekicks are a horrible idea

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That's still my pick for worst Robin fate. Killing him would've had more mercy than that.

Really? Because having hit sex with harley who is acting like your mother seems great.

Oh SHIT.

I never knew I wanted this

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Is it possible that Batman has outgrown the need for a Robin? I mean modern Batman, as opposed to 60's Batman

What need?

o-oh my...

From a practicality perspective, sure. But superhero comics never place much emphasis on the practical.

From a character perspective, I'd argue he needs the Batfam more than ever. Without them, his books would just be less gory Punisher comics.

First source. Second why people are saying that Harley rape Tim?

That's what normal people say but then Robin fags get triggered, especially Dickfags and Damianfags

at least now they are still alive and existing, can't say the same for wally's family

It says the artist right on the picture, numbnuts

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He's only had 3/4 of them die however briefly (assuming that rumour going around about Tim is fake.)

Not really. It depends heavily on the tone of the story. If the comic wants to be gritty or "realistic", then yeah, no shit. If it's something like Batman 66 where it's lighthearted camp I don't see the problem.

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Eww, the Joker's been in that! I wouldn't want his sloppy seconds.

So is trying to fight crime by stopping crimes one at a time, solo and unarmed.

And now it's suddenly a good thread.

Jesus, dude...

How do you all think Robin should be handled in modern society?

>Thread status: improved

>the Joker's been in that
doubtful

sex object

True. He only wants his Bat-husbando.

Does that make Batman an expert on the subject though?

To be fair only one actually died...
plus he is feeling much better now

What comic is this from? I cannot find it from back searching.

>four robins
>one ded
>one quit in disgust
>one got thrown out of the nest
>one's the fucking Antichrist
I'd say it makes him about the same sort of "expert" Trumpy is on business.

But trump is pretty good at business.

>>one's the fucking Antichrist
Damian died too mate.
>one quit in disgust
And Dick stopped breathing for long enough for people to believe he was dead.

so you can argue he's killed 75% of his Robins.

>Youg people are useless, worthless and trash and just take selfies all day and they won't amount to anything and should just die bullshit
Dennis Hopeless, you wrote your garbage of a fanfic about this and it sucked dickes, you couldn't even get any actual fuckingsidekicks for this, since Marvel doesn't have any. Pulling out "a bad thing happened to sidekicks in one fucking movie once" shit now won't save your point.
Hell, if anything you made Marvel heroes take kid sidekicks because that way writers can be sure their faves are protected from your next episode of masturbating to dying children, you fucking pedophile.

>From a character perspective, I'd argue he needs the Batfam more than ever. Without them, his books would just be less gory Punisher comics.
This. Without Batfamily Bruce would quickly fall apart.

>Selling steaks at sharper image
>good at business.

>Without Batfamily DC would quickly fall apart
FTFY

A man has needs. To be fair he and crock did rape a goons gf.

Wait, Damian is dead? I thought he was dicking Raven? Or was that just a cartoon and not a comic?

>I have never read Batman

If Batman told them to be taxidrivers instead and got killed on the job you wouldn't blame him for that.

Same logic here, especially considering Jason and Damian didn't die because of Batman's actions

Damien Died, then came back with superpowers, which eventually went away and he now back to normal but dicking Superboy.

>but dicking Superboy
You have high hopes, have they even announced a release date yet?

Super Sons comes out in September.

>September
Did they only just announce that or something? The September solicits came out last month and /ss/ wasn't mentioned, and I can't find anything new about it on Google.

Dude, torture LMAO

Sup Forums is an 18+ site

What the fuck, man?

Superhero universes at large seem pretty irresponsible when it comes to kid heroes. Why are the Teen Titans allowed to be child soldiers? What governing body thought it'd be a good idea to let super powered minors live on their own in a high tech base with no adult supervision. Why are they allowed to be vigilantes and fight dangerous super criminals? Why is the entire city just okay with that? I don't know if any of the comics go into that, but I don't see there being any good justification for it. Look how many of those kids wind up dead.

Why did he pull out ?? Is he stupid?

Savage

LITERALLY EVERY ROBIN ARE ALIVE NOW!

WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE WALLY? WHAT ABOUT YOUR TITANS WALLY? IF I GOT YOUR POWERS! I PROBABLY BRING THEM BACK TOO INSTEAD OF BEING A LITTLE BITCH!

Friendly reminder that Robin only exists because Batman was scaring away young readers and he effectively ruined the character's darkness and edge for decades.

destroyed

No he just decided to give them training,armor, gadgets and let them fight people like the joker putting them in the direct path of danger. Totally the same as a taxi driver amirite

A taxi driver in Gotham is probably way more likely to die than a super hero, tbhfampai.

See? She gets it. I don't get what is so hard about this.

Hey Bats! How's your mom?

we only ever see the worse of Gotham in Batfamily books there are hundreds of cab drivers doing their job not getting killed

ARGHAHD FFGHFHAFD FUCK YOU

How many people did Trump kill via his incompetence again?

I dont see Trump nearly being indicted by the FBI only for it to disappear due to political pressure either faggot

>Selling steaks at sharper image
What, what retard would do that

Wait did this really happen? Did people actually die?

If you don't think the Joker has ever tapped that you're in denial. I'm not saying it was romantic, or even great for Harley, but he's definitely been inside her.

WTF, I hate sidekicks now

Harley outright says he has in TAS.

>Don't you wanna rev your Harley?

And this happens after that

That's the reaction of a man who's already tapped that ass and knows it holds no more surprises for him.

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>How many people did Trump kill via his incompetence again?
incompetence? like, 12, 13. Active malice brings it to an even 44.
Do you really think a man who owns a casino has never killed anyone?

And getting away with underage rape allegations

Oh like no ones ever talked about Bruce keeping an underage harem

Bruce and his harem is completely consensual though.

Benghazi, for one.

And if you buy into conspiracy theories, Vince Foster

Do you jerk off about how 9/11 was entirely preventable too? How about how thousands are dead because of how badly America handled the Iraqi interregnum?

Absolutely, can't find anything sexier

What was her name again?

What's on the next page

>Bats got BTFO so hard that Wally felt bad afterwards

Why do you assume that anyone who dislikes Trump must be a Hillary Supporter?

>Foster
This
Did he said "I am Batman" and Wally bowed down to that logic?

Because if you don't place all your faith in one or the other they'll just call you a stupid hipster.

I have no idea what I just quote. Ignore that.

where dis from? please.

>tfw no woman will ever be this attracted to me

Joker by Azzarello, I think

>I'd say it makes him about the same sort of "expert" Trumpy is on business.
Nigga's got that guap tho

So does Bruce Wayne.

And probably more.