Why didn't he just forcefeed an horse with the ring so it would land somewhere by defecation nobody could find?

Why didn't he just forcefeed an horse with the ring so it would land somewhere by defecation nobody could find?

Why is nobody replying to the thread?

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How does the ring fit so perfectly on hobbits while at the same time fit perfectly on humans and sauron? They all have different size fingers. This is another plot hole no one asks.

its shown changing size at the start of the film when sauron is killed user

Its a goddamn magic ring senpai

This thread is horseshit

If the ring is indestructible why didn't Sauron just make an armor of rings?

They covered it all, there were no plotholes in lotr

Why didn't they feed it to a homing pigeon and train it to fly all the way to mordor (or use magic to influence its stupid little brain) and fly right into the volcano?

Why didn't they just bury it somewhere really deep and random

Why did they even both taking the ring to Mordor? Couldn't they just have sent someone with a bucket to collect some lava then take it back and pour it on the ring?

Seems pretty obvious to me and wasn't Gandalf supposed to be a fucking genius or something?

>take eagles to mordor
>drive by drop into mount doom
>walk back to shire bc sauron ded
checkmate tolkien

>bucket of lava
This isn't minecraft faggot

Why didn't Frodo just hide the ring in his bum?

>Legolas ties a string onto an arrow with the ring wrapped around it
>Literally most overpowered piece of shit in the Tolkien world except Tom
>Shoot arrow to Mordor

why didn't Gandalf just use his magic to shoot the ring into the sun
I can guarantee that the sun is hotter than the fires of mount doom

why didn't gandalf just ask radagast to get one of his bunnies to bring the ring to mordor and throw it in the lava

because sauron likes men

Takes fingering the ring to a whole new level.

why didnt they just give the ring back to golum and let him hide away

Why didnt they just drop it in a regular volcano? Pre sure nazgul cant go near it cause fire

Why didn't they just ride the Eagles to Mordor?

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or just drop it in the ocean

Legolas, Tom and the Eagles should have solo'd it.

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Why didn't they just tell Tom Bombadil to chew and eat the ring?

why didn't aregorn just stuff the ring inside a ghost's anus and told the ghosts to run into the volcano to be free

why didn't they just put it in galadriel pusy

Because you dumb fucks Sauron was already gaining power even without the ring and they needed to destroy it to prevent an invasion of Middle Earth.

Why didn't they give life under Sauron's rulership a chance?

Isn't that basically what America is doing right now?