I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "This is white genocide, this is a jewish plot, this is white genocide, this is a jewish plot..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in the theater for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.
Dylan Taylor
Nice pasta
Luis Sullivan
thanks
Christian Diaz
Reading your post makes me want an autism genocide. Who in the right mind goes to see a superhero movie and says shit like that under their breath?
William Green
>he doesn't rock back and forth muttering nonsense at the theater Normies pls leave
James Long
Yes, 2 asian and 2 black people are too many.
We need more main white characters. Good thing we have 7 of them. But we could always have more.
Brody Kelly
I do not understand how marvel, that made guardians of the galaxy a good movie (from a shit tier comic) ANT MAN a decent movie (from subhuman tier comics) allowed SONY to fuck up spiderman this badly. This was worse than any superhero movie in the past decade.
Andrew Adams
who plays MJ?
Jonathan Gonzalez
At least it wasn't Reddit.
Justin Ortiz
HUGE MOVIE RUINING PLOT HOLE:
Peter, being a totally irresponsible piece of shit, takes his alien energy stone to school and starts hammering it around other children. If it had exploded it would have killed everyone around him. NOT A HERO.
But wait, there's more!
The FUCKING IDIOT actually gives it to his irresponsible fat fuck friend who takes it with him on a field trip to Washington DC.
HERE COMES THE PLOT HOLE!
The stone then explodes in the fat kid's backpack while they're all at the top of the Washington Monument. The Feds would have DEFINITELY investigated this and traced it back to the fat kid. There are cameras all over that monument and it wouldn't be hard to figure out. An explosion at a major American monument would have been treated like a TERRORIST ATTACK. It would have been all over the news and those involved would have been found and arrested.
MOVIE RUINED.
Levi James
Thus begins the long era of making fun of the alt right and the crybabies they have become. Glorious.
Austin Cooper
lmao no it wasn't
Ian Perry
Don't jewish people have any shame?
Liam Baker
nah. if you truly believe that you wouldnt give the jews money. personally i dont watch capeshit so i dont care about this particular jewish plot
Brayden Anderson
>see movie >black guy in movie >find out black guy has a gf >i have no gf >black guy has kids >i have no kids >white genocide Every day that girls continue to refuse to date me is literally one day closer to the extermination of the white race. I try to explain this to them but they just laugh at me. Girls are so stupid!
Josiah Williams
it was though. even buttman vs superman was better
Oliver Torres
sure it was
Caleb Turner
This is the era where American flags get bullied on Sup Forums for being Brazil 2.0.
It's fun. >56%!
Colton Sanchez
I don't mind non white main characters but generally I can't relate to them so I don't see film's with non white leads.
Adam Ortiz
yes, evidence would eventually point to the fat kid questioning him might, might lead to a breakdown and confession that he somehow knew the glowy purple thing was the bomb and he wasn't just as confused as everyone else about the shockwave
bad guys totally never put shit into random bags for helpless plebs to carry unaware, so the cops would have totally arrested and executed his terrorist ass instead of just blaming the weapons dealer / aliens /stark those things eventually trace back to, who totally would never want a public demonstration of their product's potency
even if the x-ray machines are recording 24/7, no one except spiderman knows what the cause of the explosion was, and the fat kid with a shiny rock in his bag wouldn't be suspect number 1
James Cruz
>generally I can't relate to them You are a failure of a human then if you can only relate to people who share something as insignificant as the colour of your skin.