>Go to Denmark
>No marked dens to be seen
Go to Denmark
>Go to Finland
>No-one has fins
>Go to sweden
>Faggots, muslims and other degenerates everywhere
>I dont know what else i expected
>go to Ireland
>none is full of ire
Calm down hun
>go to romania
>it's full of romanis
>go to norway
>actually i went to the southern part of it so really i visited souway
>went to spen
>there were no spens
> go to CAR
> nobody has cars
>go to united states
>states actually have quite a bit of autonomy
>""""""""""great"""""""""" britain
>go to France
>can't find any Franks
>go to european union
>everyone is african and it's not even remotely united
>go to F*nnl*nd
>disgusted and overcome with murderous desire
>go to New Zealand
>everyone is secular
Hahaha weak Swede fear strong Finnish military
>visit Ascension Island
>can't get higher than 900 meters
>visit South Sandwich Islands
>no south bread, south meat, south cheese, south toppings, south condiments
>visit Easter Island
>no bunnies or candy eggs
>visit Greenland
>it's not literally or metaphorically green
>I didnt umdertsand the idea of thred
>go to Hungary
>no Gary the Hun anywhere
>go to Czech Republic
>possibly a republic, but of people and not of cheques
clever xx
>visit Iran
>I walked, or rode in vehicles
>visit Cornwall
>walls are made of stone or wood
>visit Essex, Sussex, Wessex
>no intimacy
>tried to visit Newfoundland
>got lost
>american
>have visited canada
>I actually can't
>go to Seoul
>it doesn't exist
>don't see any owls
They stopped using the Franc like 16 years ago
>Go to Nigeria at night
>Don't see anyone
>Go to Russia
>Everyone is taking their time
>Go to China
>No porcelain
>Go Portugal
> No /cgl/s drinking port
>Go to Ivory Coast
>Coast isn't made from dead elephants
>visit Chad
>they all look more like Tyrone
>visit Jersey
>only regular shirts
>visit Manitoba
>also has women
>go to Germany
>there are not many of german descent
>Go to Morocco
>There was very lil' rocco
>Go to United Kingdom
>They don't have a king
> visit Isle of Man
> there are women too
>go to a country in europe
>people in european country aren't european
>want to go to Thailand
>at the airport, ready to board plane
>have a change of heart
>"Well Phuket"
>go to north america
>there are no americans
The problem with that joke is that no one knows that Phuket is a place in Thailand
>go to china
>distinct lack of strong chins
really now?
>go to benin
>*knock knock*
>"ben is out"
wat no?
>go to poland
>not one teletubby to be seen
>go to HRE
>it is not Holy
>it is not Roman
>it is not an Empire
>go to nauru
>no one is laughing
this is for OP. no one else is going to get it i'm afraid
I did that joke when I was 6
Give it back!
They do, it's a very common tourist destinations for Northern Europeans.
It's pronunced Puk-et, not fug-et
over lmao bodies xDddd
>go to united states of america
>more divided than ever
>go to chile
>i'm just not feeling it
>go to argentina
>tina is nowhere to be found and what kind of name is arg anyways
There is a place of great evil...
You should visit our little island called Greenland, you won't be disappointed :)
>visit Uruguay
>I'm a guay
>visit Queen Maud Land
>no royal court anywhere
>visit Faroe Islands
>no ancient Egyptian rulers
>go to iceland
>saw ice