Go to Denmark

>Go to Denmark
>No marked dens to be seen

>Go to Finland
>No-one has fins

>Go to sweden
>Faggots, muslims and other degenerates everywhere
>I dont know what else i expected

>go to Ireland
>none is full of ire
Calm down hun

>go to romania
>it's full of romanis

>go to norway
>actually i went to the southern part of it so really i visited souway

>went to spen
>there were no spens

> go to CAR
> nobody has cars

>go to united states
>states actually have quite a bit of autonomy

>""""""""""great"""""""""" britain

>go to France
>can't find any Franks

>go to european union
>everyone is african and it's not even remotely united

>go to F*nnl*nd
>disgusted and overcome with murderous desire

>go to New Zealand
>everyone is secular

Hahaha weak Swede fear strong Finnish military

>visit Ascension Island
>can't get higher than 900 meters

>visit South Sandwich Islands
>no south bread, south meat, south cheese, south toppings, south condiments

>visit Easter Island
>no bunnies or candy eggs

>visit Greenland
>it's not literally or metaphorically green

>I didnt umdertsand the idea of thred

>go to Hungary
>no Gary the Hun anywhere

>go to Czech Republic
>possibly a republic, but of people and not of cheques

clever xx

>visit Iran
>I walked, or rode in vehicles

>visit Cornwall
>walls are made of stone or wood

>visit Essex, Sussex, Wessex
>no intimacy

>tried to visit Newfoundland
>got lost

>american
>have visited canada
>I actually can't

>go to Seoul
>it doesn't exist

>don't see any owls

They stopped using the Franc like 16 years ago

>Go to Nigeria at night
>Don't see anyone

>Go to Russia
>Everyone is taking their time

>Go to China
>No porcelain

>Go Portugal
> No /cgl/s drinking port

>Go to Ivory Coast
>Coast isn't made from dead elephants

>visit Chad
>they all look more like Tyrone

>visit Jersey
>only regular shirts

>visit Manitoba
>also has women

>go to Germany
>there are not many of german descent

>Go to Morocco
>There was very lil' rocco

>Go to United Kingdom
>They don't have a king

> visit Isle of Man
> there are women too

>go to a country in europe
>people in european country aren't european

>want to go to Thailand
>at the airport, ready to board plane
>have a change of heart
>"Well Phuket"

>go to north america
>there are no americans

The problem with that joke is that no one knows that Phuket is a place in Thailand

>go to china
>distinct lack of strong chins

really now?

>go to benin
>*knock knock*
>"ben is out"
wat no?

>go to poland
>not one teletubby to be seen

>go to HRE
>it is not Holy
>it is not Roman
>it is not an Empire

>go to nauru
>no one is laughing

this is for OP. no one else is going to get it i'm afraid

I did that joke when I was 6
Give it back!

They do, it's a very common tourist destinations for Northern Europeans.

It's pronunced Puk-et, not fug-et

over lmao bodies xDddd

>go to united states of america
>more divided than ever

>go to chile
>i'm just not feeling it

>go to argentina
>tina is nowhere to be found and what kind of name is arg anyways

There is a place of great evil...

You should visit our little island called Greenland, you won't be disappointed :)

>visit Uruguay
>I'm a guay

>visit Queen Maud Land
>no royal court anywhere

>visit Faroe Islands
>no ancient Egyptian rulers

>go to iceland
>saw ice