Why did they call her 'moaning' myrtle?

why did they call her 'moaning' myrtle?

That bitch moaned when the BBC tore that white pussy nigga.

but shes a ghost

what a fantastic series. im in the process of listening to the audio books atm.
After i finish a book i rewatch the movie

She was always whining.

>try to take a bath
>hear feminine moaning

Always complaining/whining.

The bbc was too much and killed her

I bet she sucked every turd that came through the drainpipe down her throat

BLACKED is one of the dullest porn franchises in history. Seriously each movie following the black man and his white female companion as they have sex in assorted positions has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the overly polished imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of fake orgasms, all to make sex unsexy, to make intercourse seem unarousing.

Perhaps the die was cast when the ones filming vetoed the idea of non-white females in the series; they made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable black-on-white porn. The BLACKED series might be anti-white (or not), but it’s certainly the anti X-ART series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the girls are cute though
"No!"
The fake moaning is dreadful; the acting is terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went took it up the ass, she did this really fake pained moaning.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time I heard a noticeably fake moan or orgasm. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. The BLACKED mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that they has no other style of doing porn. Later I read a lavish, loving review of BLACKED by the same director that does Brazzers. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching BLACKED at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch Brazzers." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "BLACKED" you are, in fact, trained to watch Brazzers.

>why did they call her 'moaning' myrtle?

Loud cunt. Moaned a lot.

Books
3 > 2 = 7 > 4 = 6 > 1 > 5

Movies
3 = 6 > 7 > 2 = 1 > 5 > 4

Because black could be anywhere

imagine being this tool. imagine his day to day existence.

underrated

if you arent listening to the jim dale version you are a faggot loving kike

because stephen fry is fucking faggot

>Great Gatsby
>god tier
LOL what the fuck did YOU read user?

>ranking LOTR as shit tier and on same level as harry pooter

this list is such a bait

I actually thought she was Harry Potter in drag. Had a weird dream where I was Harry and she tried to seduce me but then she turned me into a girl.

>people getting baited by something that has been posted over a thousand times

Hola newfriends

she was shlicking and thus moaning in pleasure all the time, a major turn on for all boys, girls, and creatures at Hogwarts. after hearing the moan for one second you would instantly get hard, after a minute you would involuntarily start cumming profusely, after a half hour you'd be dead from dehydration.

the fucking greeks
what do you read besides videogame manuals and frozen pizza instructions you little bitch

>little by little we advance a bit further with each shitpost, that's how a copypasta works!

the formula

>unironically reading books
>when movies and video game exist

is this a joke, right?
no pictures = no artistic value

She would cry in the girl's bathroom where she died. It is an alliteration.

Why did she die when she was wearing glasses? Plot hole?

There is a fucking weird movie with this chick in it where she plays some manic pixie OCD girl who notices the male protagonist has "it", i.e. OCD as if it's a fucking untapped magic ability or something

why she look like harry potter

One of the best adaptations yet

Are you baiting?

...

Gatsby sucks dick even on a technical level. Half the book feels like Fitzgerald isn't even trying to write well.

I am still mad about that fucking ending.

is it true that she's just Daniel Radcliffe in drag?

>Being this fucking new

Why is no one pointing out how weird it was that they had a 37-year-old actress playing a tween