More people in London than Ireland

>more people in London than Ireland
get me out get me out GET ME OUT GET ME OUT

The population of Tokyo metropolitan area is 1.5x that of Australia

>Ireland
>people

CAMDEN MASTER RACE REPORTING IN

PEOPLE WEREN'T MEANT TO LIVE LIKE THIS

>London's population is half of whole Kazakhstan's
wew
we are full fuck off dont come

THE STREETS ARE ALWAYS SO PACKED HERE LIKE A FUCKING ANT NEST, CAN'T FUCKING PARK MY CAR ANYWHERE AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>tfw Ireland has five times the population of my state

haha
>cityfags

Is it easy to migrate to Kazakhstan? Are there jobs?

>CAMDEN
Overrated. It's dirty and doesn't feel particularly safe.

>i own a car in london

T.couldnt afford to live in Camden

When will we fight Regent’s Park sundown
>owning a car in London alright paki?

My girl still wants to move to London, please help me convince her thats a bad idea

>South Dakota's tallest building is 53m

As opposed to what, using the Underground? It's expensive, stuffy, requires a lot of walking, unhygienic and you have to sit with a bunch of strangers. Handy for a night out but if you're relying on it day-to-day then public transport is shit

Good idea, she'd definitely get BONG'D if she moved here. British guys go crazy for foreign women

Tell her she's a fucking retard for thinking that and if she can't figure out why on her own, leave her

They dont leave the latino sauce for nothing, Smith.

Domestic Violence is the way to go.

>T.couldnt afford to live in Camden

To buy, of course I couldn't. I still wouldn't choose to live there even if I could though. Granted it's not as bad as 95% of places south of the Thames but there are a lot of nicer areas around it.

>public transport is shit

Always. But if you work in central London then you're going to piss away money and time commuting by car. Plus there are too many third worlders on London roads, it winds me up everytime I need to rent a car., couldn't imagine it everyday.

I have to go to Brazil next month and my company has a security service setup to escort me and told me not to wear a watch. If it's really that bad, I'd be moving to London too.

> security service setup to escort me and told me not to wear a watch
where the fuck are you going?

lmao first worlders sometimes sound like children going on a school trip

We're not accustomed to slippery gypsies on every street corner trying to pull one over you at every opportunity. Is it so hard to have an honest society ?

Brasilia, but might have to go outside the city I guess. It can't be that bad, right?

Where exactly?

Im never got out of São Paulo but thats my recommendations:

Use watches made of plastic or some shit, if they know its gold or silver they WILL take it.
Use your phone just inside stories or something, if you see a suspect you will know it, I garantee you(they all look the same).
Be careful with young men in bikes.
Dont show very much that you are gringo.
If you need help, talk to the elderly or young >white< people(specially girls, most of them are educated and can pull out some english).
Be sure where are you going, do not mess the GPS, or you can end in some fucked up place.
Try to be with some friend always, exclusively males.
If you aint fat girls love gringos, i recommend you to try some mestiza, but be careful, they will try to get pregnant so they can leave the country, also a lot of sexual diseases.
Do not get your house open for too long, get the keys before you get in there, you dont want to be in the front of the house for too much long, try to get in as quick as possible, specialy if theres no one in the streets.

Thats what I got for you, if you need anything just ask me.

I said we are full
no whiteys allowed

Zone 6 reporting in
Worst of both worlds aaaahhhh

We also have a cute lil """castle""" and a palace dedicated to corn art

a little common sense and avoiding shit neighbourhoods go a looong way to avoid those.

But if you come on a business trip it's not like you'll be too much time out of hotels, company cars and branches or the ocasional club, who is going to rob you there?

Thanks. I'm going to Brasilia. I'm only there for a two days. Apparently my office has security scheduled to be with me the whole time, take me everywhere, etc, so I guess I don't have to talk to anyone or risk getting lost since they'll know the way.

I'd love to fuck some whores but that sounds really dangerous too.

I'm in banking so we are always pretty aware of security. My company just has blanket policies about security in certain parts of the world. Still, I'm not traveling with any cash or anything.

Honestly, when foreigners get in trouble here its usually because they want to fuck whores and do coke, which is not wrong, BUT they sometimes choose some really decrepit and shady-looking gang-sponsored place in a world-class favela to do it. I mean, is it so hard to just go to a high-end club/motel and do that?

>avoiding shit neighbourhoods
How are foreigners supposed to know where those are before it's too late ?

Yeah unless I had a local friend I wouldn't try that. I mean I fuck escorts back in the states in my comfort of a hotel room, or if she is blue chip then I fuck her in my home even. Get some dinner with her, get some drinks, do some coke maybe, fuck and not worry about anything. I think trying that in Brazil or Colombia I'd be worried the whole time.

The BRanon's recommendations are good, I sometimes forget that big cities are way more affected by crime.

You do some research and ask the locals about the city

I want your life

No you don't. I didn't mention the boozing, valium habit, and gf that left me.

>Sock-scum-cucks
OUT OUT OUT

Thats really cute for a non-European castle.

I guess
>tfw cultureless

Isn't London spread out with no skyscrapers so it feels less cramped? as opposed to New York

London feels pretty cramped. I'd prefer it over NY though. NY is a shithole.