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For the 3 of us still watching this show, 2 hour mid season finale on now

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How many people are Madison and her family going to get killed tonight due to their baffling decision-making? 10 people? 20 people? 100 people?

Everybody but themselves

3rd and final watcher reporting in.

All the no names at the ranch desu. And a ton of redskins.

I bet Squanto would change his tune if Unser's bluepilled son brought a bottle of Listerine

Native Mexican katana made from steel folded over a thousand times!

Did you guys see that the announcer guy from the walking dead shows did in a sky diving accident yesterday?

If I had to be associated with this show, I'd forget to pull the parachute cord too

Kek. I laughed when the tribal hq was revealed to be a goddamn gas station.

Also, why the hell is Walker so intent on war? Is he just bitter over the court case and shit or is he just chimping out indian style?

Ran out of petrol. He's going through withdrawal

OH SHIT OFELIA

I forgot who the hell she was

Character development

oh shit he's the 'Previously on the walking dead" guy

Nick is a cute when his hair isn't all guido

SAVAGES!
SAVAGES!
BARELY EVEN HUMAN!

Unser's a pretty smart guy - it's a shame Madison will have to kill him to assume her inevitable position of dummy dictator

SAVAGES!
SAVAGES!
DRIVE THEM FROM OUR SHORE!

It was funny to see Madison on the verge of calling the injuns a racist slur after she judged Unser for calling them alcoholic diabetics in a previous episode

DESTROY THEIR EVIL RACE!
UNTIL THERE'S NOT A TRACE LEFT!

Will he get mentioned in the death montage thing on Talking Dead?

Hardwick will shill for himself to be the new voice

Natives are just so boring. Dumb fuckers sold Manhattan for a bead and I'm supposed to feel sorry for them

I didn't expect to see her with the injuns. I was expecting something like Troy having her locked up in a rape/torture dungeon and Daniel going on a killing spree when he discovered what happened to her.

My boy squanto smoking straight up meth today

>the first humans
My inner /his/ is triggered af rn. True WE WUZZING at its finest.

jesus fuck madison is so stupid
>muh daughter
how many people is she gonna get killed?

Should have just burned the place down if you know they don't have any water.

Alicia too. They had a chance to wreck those injuns but because she didn't want them to kill one random guy baka

This episode is proof of why you shouldnt allow survivors after an invasion. Ottos would not be dealing with this if they went full aids blanket in the beginning

It's proof of why women shouldn't be allowed to make decisions, especially in the TWD universe

So he'll probably return Ophelia and then Daniel will show up at the ranch like where's Ophelia and they'll be like whoops

>Captain Blue Pill is still going to give him the water
Please let Tonto scalp him

Nah, Alicia realized that the Troy plan was stupid like Otto and Jake did.

>getting beaten and scalped
>"W-we can still have peace"
Great writing by TWD standards, they really nailed the bluepill liberal

>I'll kill you and burn him alive
>unless of course there is a girl nearby to make sad noises and make me feel guilty and decide not to do it

What a dumbfuck.

He's what a person looks like when they're still reading Bukowski past the age of 16

Is this for real?

Glad they redpilled Ophelia. I hope they stop being liberal faggots and just listen to Madison. The one time Madison is right to go full massacre on these injuns

...Madison put Ophelia to work in the kitchen didn't she

No

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Damn that cunt Ophelia poisoned everyone!

SOMEBODY'S POISONED THE WATER HOLE!

wait did i miss something

>ofelia with the indians in one scene
>in the next scene is beaten up and back with madison's crew
>good brother seems to have already recovered from his injuries

i am very confused

OH SHIT

Welcome to murrica
Now gtfo

Someone tapped the tainted water supply. The person who died was your son.
Nick's fine. They'll write it off as his junkie constitution saving him from the poison

LOL RACISM

BASED OLD MAN RECOGNIZING THE SPIC MENACE

Yeah fuck brown people. Ain't got no use for 'em. Tell that spicorita to go home, unser

She got beaten and left for dead or do we thought. It was a trick so she could poison everyone.

What the fuck was Unser doing out there

>how do we make this character, who is obviously right, a bad guy?
>idk make him racist lol
The state of walking dead writing.

>Ability to summon lightning bolts
>Resistance to fire
>Ability to appear via astral projection
What class is Daniel

Great now Unser is officially the bad guy now that it is established he hates brown people. Goddamnit I was worried they pull this shit and make the injuns seem "innocent"

dark mage, clearly

Warlock

So I was just riding through the massively empty open desert alone on my horse when I somehow managed to find a girl collapsed in a hole.

Daniel telepathically sent her location

madison has entered BERSERKER MODE

Damn Madison went full badass and whooped Ophelia's ass

Will Daniel be disappointed that his Ophelia is a backstabbing cowardly murderer, or will he be proud?
Was she justified because that guy was a mean racist?

The zombie apocalypse is no excuse to stop defending the border

ITS A MADHOUSE
OR SO THEY SAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Get the blankets, Madison

>brown mage clearly

>the injuns are waging biological warfare on the white man
Time to rev up that smallpox

>anthrax
Injun biowarfare

So according to TWD, if you do enough hard drugs for a few years, you can immunize yourself to survive anthrax

It would have been funny if Ophelia slipped in enough heroin to cause an overdose and Nick just shrugged it off

I don't think it's actually anthrax I think the injun leader is bullshitting. They will probably turn it around and he admits to what the poison is cause the injun is actually nice or something

Cant tell if Strand or average street hooligan

>The boat is back
Lordy

A B I G A I L

Anyone see all the cocaine on the table? Kek I'm surprised he didn't take some

B O A T
O
A
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I think John Redcorn cut into Captain Bluepill's brain

ZOMBIE MEXICAN HOOKERS

We Dead Island now boys

Between Daniel's superpowers and the zombie hookers and the anthrax this show is slowly turning into Z Nation

I'm fine, just a little anthrax, no big deal

>"Nothing comapred to years of black tar heroin!"

I don't know why all those politicians were freaked out 15 years ago

Least shit is happening unlike the walking dead. Sure it's shitting writing but it's still entertaining enough

Member when Nick siphoned enough morphine to kill a whale from an old man? I member

>go to the ranch and poison their food
>ok sure
>btw it was anthrax
>oh well that changes everything!

Teepeeniggers getting burned the fuck out

People who live in grass teepee should not throw anthrax

>indians getting masacred

When will they learn?

>there's a fire! we need water!
>did someone say firewater?
The comedy on this show is underrated

NOT THE DRINKING WATER

Jesus. Unser did a complete 180. Fucking writers

>"It's their land"
Fuck this shit. It's their land because they antagonized Unser until he had to take it into his own hands? Unser is still in the right here.

Unser did nothing wrong

This.

Fuck the injuns and this handfisted WE WUZ INJUNS bullshit.

I bet leddit has the biggest boner over this show now.

>Injuns sell you some land
>you move in
>suddenly they want their land back
>steal your shit and kill your cattle, so you kill them when they sneak onto your land
wow this guy is a monster

B A S E D Jeremiah exposing land niggers

>all this "but what about the white people" in the thread

He literally did nothing wrong but protect property wtf you smokin nigga