"This weeks guests will be Joe Scarborough, Mika Brzezinski, and John Oliver. Whatever will we talk about?"

"This weeks guests will be Joe Scarborough, Mika Brzezinski, and John Oliver. Whatever will we talk about?"

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"We'll talk about the manchild who posts Sup Forums content on the wrong board because of how triggered he always is."

Literally summer: the post

>m-muh Sup Forums boogeyman!! i-it's not like Sup Forums was always like this!

How Iva urtpt piece of shut

It's fun making libfags mad

>makes his 1000th post about Sup Forums manchildren
>still thinks he isn't the triggered one

muahahaha

White nationalism has no future

PUTIN'S COCK HOLSTER

*gasp*

nytimes.com/2017/07/09/us/politics/trump-russia-kushner-manafort.html

This, probably.

your mom's belly has my black child growing inside of it

They'll have the latest scoop on Dronald Drumpf's MEME TERRORISM

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It wasn't though.

based pee pee tapes

Humans will not exist in 100 years

BROMPF IS A FAGGOT WHO SUCKS RUSSIAN DICK

Ask Psycho Joe why he did it.

TWO

Today's topic: triggered libcucks - will they ever get the Russia evidence or just cry and scream for 8 years?

Sorry, Sup Forums, the jig is up. Ain't no one wants you around anymore.

TWO SCOOPS

Based deflectionm

I don't even watch this guy anymore, he was objectively funnier on CC, but i still love him.

I wish i could piss off a group of people as much as he does just by stating facts.

that would be the most boring circlejerk fest there is

(((FACTS)))

He's gone too far

Why does it seem like there's some massive cabal connecting celebrities who are blatant murders and child fuckers? All the famous people and positions who with these suspensions about them, also just so happen to be friends.

They will likely talk about CNN hiring an Al Qaeda operative to film their Syria documentary.

you're right, bad wording.

stating the obvious.

Its so easy to trigger them, they are worse than tumblr

Who do you think is so scared of criticizing (((Trump)))?

Bantz about how government employs over 22 million people which is expanding faster than the private sector. I mean it's all good we'll have $100 minimum wage since it's all cyclical mang.

they'll likely try to insert covfefe into something and try to sound witty

We'll be talking about ice cream

>I-ITS Sup Forums!!! THATS WHY PEOPLE DONT AGREE WITH MY POOR TASTE ;_;

Lmao nice filename reddit

>Sup Forums boogeymen
Not everyone who isn't far left is Sup Forums. Not everyone who dislikes Colbert is a Trump supporter.

Well, well, Gruncy. You think you've won, haven't you? I'm honestly impressed. TWO scoops? TWO of them, while the rest of us only get one? Bravo, Grangle. Bravo.

HOWEVER

You DO realize that you're going to be impeached,
don't you, Dongus? It's only a matter of ti-

>Audience starts clapping
Wait, what are you doing?

>clapping grows louder
No.... T-This can't be happeni-

>Ladies and Gentlemen of America, I have an announcement.
NO.... I-IT CAN'T BE... H-HE CAN'T....!

>I, Donald J. Trump, am currently in possesion of eight, count 'em, EIGHT scoops.
NOOOOOOOOOO! OH GOD... OH GOD, WHY? DRIMPY... DRIMPY DUNGUS.... I-IMPEACH! IMPIIIIIIIIIEEEEAAAAAAAAYYAAAAARRRRGHHHHCAN'TBEHAPPENINGTOME.... EIGHT SCOOPS... EIGHT SCHOOOOOOPS! SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS! DRUUUUUUUUNGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

Now, I've seen quite a buzz on Donald's fat ass playing tennis. But let it be known America I have the biggest, tightest BRAPPER in this country. You hear that Mr flat ass in chief? TWO CHEEEEEKS
*BRAAAAAAAP*

ZLORPF

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*parp*

Imagine being so delusional you think some evil group of neckbears is out to get you on the internet

I love how you think posts like this actually piss anyone off anymore.

Hello user. I see you're quite cozy in your room making memes. *sniff* Do I smell ice cream in there? Hehe, that's cute... Now let me in so I can make sure the ice cream is being properly relegated.

This should be on Broadway

>t.mad

this
If they're so pathetic then why are you scared of them?

YASSS

>t. butthurt hapa monstrosity

are we gonna have some more Sup Forums viewing threads when it airs lads?

*walks out from shadows*
hello donald
*grimmace*
its been awhile
*leering*
did you miss me?
*smirk*
heh
*chin up*
of course you did
*glout*
i was impatient last time
*twitch*
i wont make that mistake again
*turns back to you*
but ive grown alot stronger since we last met
*cracks neck*
you sat by eating scoops growing weaker by the day
*clenching fist*
as i grew stronger
*beats chest*
thats right donald
*points*
you dont call the shots anymore champ
*grabs your lapel*
i scoop my own icecream now bud
*pushes you away*
you think i can go back now?
*turns away pacing*
after what ive tasted?
*whiplash back*
its too late for that now!
*bares teeth*
your fate has been sealed!
*heavy breathing*
any last words?
*silence*
im growing tired donald!
*stomps foot*
witness my true power!
*teleports behind you*
NOTHING PERSONAL COCK HOLSTER!!

all this pasta

>IMPEACHMENT NOISES

Not everyone who isn't Sup Forums is far left, and you are Sup Forums.

>Stephen Colbert walks on stage in plantation owner outfit
>"Soo.. today I thought we'd discuss something different. No politics."
>The leader of Colbert's minstrel show black band says, "Mistah Colbert, the president--"
>"Hillary Clinton?"
>the audience bursts into laughter followed by Colbert feverishly yelling "STOP LAUGHING. THAT WASN'T A JOKE. SHUT UP."
>after the audience quiets, the band leader continues, "Donald Trump said--"
>"DENAL DRAFT"
>"--that he gets 2 scoops while everyone else only gets... 1."
>Colbert pulls out a submachine gun and begins firing it into one side of the audience. "THIS IS FOR LAUGHING ABOUT MADAM PRESIDENT."
>the audience begins screaming and trying to rush out of the Ed Sullivan Theater, but the doors are locked.
>He then brings out a second submachine gun and fires at the other side of the audience. "AND THIS IS FOR CLAPPING ABOUT JAMES COMEY BEING FIRED."
>the audience members begin climbing the walls and reaching their hands up to the ceiling with a projection of the god they don't believe in, pleading for rescue
>"LISTEN HERE FRORFF, YOU COCKGOBBLER, I WILL KILL YOUR PRECIOUS WHITE """PEOPLE""" AND YOU WILL HAVE NO ONE TO HIDE BEHIND. I WILL IMPEACH YOU PERSONALLY WITH THESE GUNS YOU PIECE OF SHIT OFFICE STEALER. YOU WILL SUFFER HELLS UNKNOWN TO MANKIND, GRALPF."
>Colbert then resumes his normal demeanor and turns to camera 2
>"Stay tuned! Next up I sit down with Idris Elba and discuss his role in the upcoming summer hit, The Dark Tower!"

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But I'm not Sup Forums. Why are you assuming I'm Sup Forums?

The Sup Forums meme you posted for starters

Hehe... Drumpf will be impeached any day now... any day now...

It's not a Sup Forums meme. I made it myself when I got tired of anti-Sup Forums assholes derailing threads without anybody mentioning politics, Trump, or Sup Forums on other boards. Pretty sure it's never been posted on Sup Forums. If it has I'd like to see proof.

hit a little to close to home, didn't it reddit?

Why is this always true?

You could always talk to Trump Jr. about why he's a commie fuck.

>I made it myself
Well it looks like every other Sup Forums mspaint strawman. It even throws "muh jews" in at the end.
>threads without anybody mentioning politics, Trump
kek, is that what you think this thread is?

STOP EATING ICE CREAM

>consumes cable news

The left can't meme, my man. They are too out of touch with reality.

>Sup Forums meme
dumb redditor
archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/zF0PVyixY5zm0aJ-0LBF3g/

>muh jews
I was mocking out they blame Jews for everything and then comparing that to how anti-Sup Forums assholes blame Sup Forums for everything they don't like on Sup Forums. Is it that hard to understand? And actually I simply repurposed an anti-Sup Forums meme I kept seeing. Just like this one.

Fascinating

Government needs to shrink rapidly.

We should have voted on Ron Paul

The format of those MS paint strawmen is so goddamn simple though. You're just pointing out the hypocrisy of your opponent's argument. How do you fuck it up so bad that it just becomes a tl;dr rant that amounts to ''U R SILLY''

Is this image a compilation of all the mean things people said to you on the internet?

Why do leftists project so hard?

they all are just U R SILLY though

>le everyone is ebul nazi

You are so mad.

why does he wear agent smith's suit every night

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>i-if I change up the filename, they won't think it's me posting it for the 9000th time

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Woah. Does he EVER talk about anything else?

no
that's why his ratings are dropping

There's a punchline to it though. It's not just butthurt.

This. They're funny because they're so low effort. They're as stereotypical as political comics come.

Really? his ratings have been dropping?

When can powerless libcucks impeach? No Russia evidence yet huh. #GodBlessTrump #2020HereWeCome #PowerlessLibcucks

Trump is the President
I'm sure he was talking about Obama and Bush every day back when they were in that position, too

Are there anymore webm edits? It's hilarious to watch in motion.

>Obama
>Ever Criticized

Oh really? Show us how many results turn up for Colbert talking about Obama versus him talking about Trump. And remember, Trump hasn't even finished his first year yet.

Trump is doing the EXACT SAME leftist statist bullshit Bush and Obama did.

I hope he gets assassinated.

Americans are leftist retards, even the "right wing" ones.

...

Rand or Ron would be the more sane and constitutional option if people actually cared for all that.

Nah people are fucking retarded and enjoy being poor with low living standards.

The human race doesn't deserve a free market.
Just kill everybody.

Imagine it play out like South Africa, Rhodesia, and Zimbabwe.

Is this from Swindler's List?

The Pianist.