Why'd he do it bros ;_;

why'd he do it bros ;_;

What would u do if u woke up and looked like that?

Because he wanted to be like Steve Rogers who did the same exact thing years before Steve Trevor did it in a Wonder woman movie.

Walk outside and start saying hi to random girls and then turn them down when they want to fuck because porn has ruined my erections.

Steve Trevor had the decency to actually die.

just abstain a week and you'll get rock hard again

HELLo

Trevs was WW 1 aka worst war
Rogers was WW 2 aka best war

good one

Why didn't he just land the plane in a field somewhere?

After taking a goddess virginity there's nothing else.

this

nowhere to go but down

If he landed close the germans would take it back,if he got away they would take it down and try to take the gas back

Seduce Doctor Poison and join the nazis desu

>a man saved the day and millions of lives
>the movie is called wonder woman

he could have taken mine too

>this bait

>you say hi to a girl
>5 minutes later you're having sex
You know that's not how that works, right?

She was so beautiful and perfect. I wish I was Chris Pine seducing her by talking edgy about fire and not getting distracted by the Jewess and she would be so grateful and loving and dedicated to me because of my interest in her. A disfigured girl like her would be so flattered and would melt like jelly at someone like me even noticing her and it wouldn't just be insincere conquest either I'd take off her mask and cradle her beautiful face in my hands while making love to her and she'd probably cry a little or something...

now I know how all those fujoshi types felt about richard harrow

Exactly. My nigga.

MARU IS CUTE! CUTE! SO VERY BEAUTIFUL! A CLASSY, BEAUTIFUL, TALENTED WOMAN PASSIONATE ABOUT HER WORK!

I WANT TO KISS HER CERAMIC LIPS AND THEN RIGHT AFTER LIGHTLY KISS HER NOSE AND FOREHEAD

tell me about dr poison

why does she wear the mask?

It is when you look like Chris pine.

Poison was best grill. Not Wonder Jewress or Fatassfrom Candy Etta.

No it's not.

Does she remind anyone else of Eva Green?

ah, I can see it! especially with that frock or whatever, very similar. It's that's skeptical twinkle in her eyes and the expression of her brow, you know? Her brow line is nowhere as sharp but I definitely see what you mean

Dr. Poison is sooooo cute, I was miserable all day today, but Dr. Poison is cheering me up...

Did you guys know that Elena Anaya has done spanish art-house flicks (codename softcore porn) for decades?

Source I'm spanish

Why didnt he just fly the plane into mt doom?

Spread his holy word

I wouldn't even know, the guy is beyond attractive

>stop invincible jew

5 minutes is a slight exaggeration, but yea, it pretty much is. good looking in western society = the most absurd privilege in human history.

>privilege
>>>/tumblr/

How is being handed literally everything in life not a privilege? Are you brain damaged?

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, whiner.

>when your IQ is so low words have no meaning and get replaced by associations with identity politics instead

I'll help you out SJW-right; what you're supposed to cry about is the notion that white people have automatic privilege, not that privilege itself exists.

Well fucking pony up some Anaya webm's our Spananon.

Cause Sauronaresvarga would've captured the plane back from Mt. Doom.

>good looking in western society = the most absurd privilege in human history.
what's the focus on a society that died seventy years ago for?
why not just say being good looking is a massive privilege? niggas were getting warlord status for being handsome in 25000 bc despite not being able to lift the strength-rock.

>a man saved the day and millions of lives
>the movie is called wonder woman
They couldn't call it Wonder Man because that character is owned by Marvel.

At least DC still has Wonder Girl and Wonder Tot.

I WANT TO STICK MY TONGUE IN THAT BIS ASS HOLE IN HER FACE AND LICK THE INSIDES OF HER SINUS CAVITY!!!!
WRAP MY TONGUE AROUND HER TONSILS AND TICKLE THE BASE OF HER BRAIN WITH THE TIP.

>Tfw wonder woman didnt offer to eat his beautiful ass when he came out of the bath