Things that are probably true about your favorite character

How well do you know your superhero?
>Favorite food is pizza
>Pure
>watches BLACKED
>Chick flicks
>Hates cats

>>Hates cats
but she has a pet cat

>Has contemplated sleeping with x23
>Likes jailbait
>Probably had to eat one of his limbs to survive once
>posts on Sup Forums
>supports BLM MLM

>hates chicken
>Uses his powers to avoid showering by heating up the skin and killing dirt and bacteria
>lust over sue
>posts on the opposite version of /r9k/

>>Has contemplated sleeping with x23
is this actually true?

>>Chick flicks
She owns a cat, you fucking dumbass.

Duh, nigga, who wouldn't sleep with a female version of themselves?

>Dislikes the bayou
>Secretly hopes Siren has his son
>Goes to church on his dad's birthday
>Posts his opinions under a fake name in the local paper

>posts on the opposite version of /r9k/
>/Chad/

So Facebook?

>Rose bush vagina

Does she even have one tho?

I'm sure all heroes anonymously voice opinions.
Even celebrities do it now online.
>What do you think of X

Also to add to you

>Her secretly favorite song is Scorpions' "To Be With You In Heaven"

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>Counts cards when playing poker
>Forever banned from quiz night
>Absolutely no fashion sense
>Bisexual (not that it helps)

>a giant weaboo
>hates red pandas

>enjoys bourbon for its flavor over anything else
>has a soft spot for children and small animals
>despite his condescending demeanor, he holds a great deal of respect for people who work hard and live humble lives
>he enjoys hitting on women more than sleeping with them, though he won't turn down a good time

>conscious about his height
>once worked for a mafia boss
>almost cheated on his wife with his first love's daughter who is basically identical to her mother
>is the biggest Cap fanboy among his fellow super heroes
>judging by books like new avengers where he's in a team he likely wants to fucking kill himself
>his ginormous guilt and self-loathing make him subconsciously believe he doesn't deserve happiness and love
>even in his dream world his life went to shit

>Favorite food is pizza
It's pretty much canon that Power Girl's favorite food is black cock.

>Chick flicks
She doesn't watch chick flicks, she watches Tyler Perry comedies, a taste she acquired from her myriad black boyfriends.

>Pure
LOL

>watches BLACKED
You mean she watches her own sex tapes? Yeah.

Working hard for that (you)

Did Jamal cuck you again, user?

Stop it user don't do this
Peter isn't as pathetic as Bojack Horseman.

>implying I ever stopped cucking him

>First style she mastered was Wing Chun.
>Once killed ten people with a frying pan in a Kowloon kitchen.
>Has an uncredited role as a masked assassin in an obscure 80s wuxia film.
>Favorite member of the Wu-Tang Clan is The GZA.

>Pure
>Watches BLACKED

You know part of being "Pure" involves mental and emotional innocence, not just having an intact hymen

>Favorite channel is SyFy
>Unknowingly a polygamist/illegally married to several dozen women and one guy in Massachusetts.
>Wholeheartedly loves everyone he's ever had sex with, he simply falls out of love just as quickly as he falls in.
>Illegitimate Children number in the triple digits

>Watching porn
>Being pure

You can pick two. Everybody thinks about sex after a certain age.

>listens to a lot of dadrock
>never lost an arm wrestling contest in his life
>has an undying disdain for Ghost Hunters and other paranormal investigation shows
>favorite restaurant is Ihop

>does not like rap
>actually finds it rather frightening and it angers him
>has a fear of ghosts and death

Yeah but focusing on a genre of pornography which has many films based around infidelity, gangbangs, and pseudo rape scenarios says quite a bit about the mindset of those that enjoy them and there is very little pure about those implications.

PANCAKES

>favorite genres are metal and jazz
>massive sweet tooth
>sheds single tear whenever he watches Bambii
>Has deep dicked nearly the entire DC superpowered community, cosmic entities included

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