You wake up in Rosario, Argentina

>You wake up in Rosario, Argentina

Now what?

Fuck something.

dunno, tell me about Rosario

looks better than your average SA shithole

>Rosario, Argentina
swim back to yurop

(>We have enough cuckolds already, german dog, you're fine just where you at.

flee as I don't like narco states

Since I clearly can't remember how I ended up there, probably panic.

Rosario is the most dangerous city of Argentina, and it's literally ruled by the Socialist Party.

It's a shithole.

>Being such an incompetent pathetic insecure south american cuckboy that you can't even get yourself to greentext properly

fugg it looked kinda cool on Google Images
But I guess most cities do (pic related)

I didn't wanted to use greentext, retard, the joke was that me, a brazillian, was making a statement in the name of argentines. So ">we" means that i'm making fun of myself by having conscious that I'm not actually argentine, but speaking for them anyway.
Jesus, just lurk in Sup Forums moar, newfag.

If you have to explain a joke, it usually means no one else finds it funny

acknowledge our new world cultural ties by getting shot.

pffft..!

...

I look around myself and say ominously, silently: "la luz extinguido"

kek where did yout get that from?

I’d legit cry

la creatura indiorgentina

Despite having the highest homicide rate f Argentina (wich it is still low if you compare it to other american or latinamerican cities) It's a nice city.

Go to Floripa along with my argie friends.

fuck all the qts you have there

Go to the closest brazilian embassy

i looked at rosario once at google map. there are some ok places but then there are really shitty areas, they look very very poor almost edomex/ecatepec tier.

No it isn't. I've lived here all my life and have been mugged only once, and it was a shitty area

Eat cats

Raise the Union Flag and declare that it's now owned by Her Majesty.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! HUZZAH!

Watch the Simpsons, listen to Cumbia and make abhorrent shitposts

kms

Doesn't look too bad.