Aussie TV thread

Aussie TV thread.

Tropicana pack edition.

What are you cunts watching? Also how do we save channel 10?

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It's beyond salvation that's why i haven't tuned in for a decade

>What are you cunts watching?
state of origin in 2 days
until then, nothing

Masterchef.
I want to fuck eloise and hero her vagino

Havnt watched any aussie tv for years besides morning news which is always on when im at work.

Aussie tv sucks

>maybe katuts, kaput

>go to wog shop
>get 4 potato cakes for 2 bucks
>"want salt on that?"
>"yea"
>pours salt into bag
>it all lands on the topmost part of 1 potato cake

Shaun Micallef

name something worth saving? comedy panels/quizshows? Australia's Best Ever Scripted Domestic Reality Show #194? occasional motorsport? nah, It's all shit tier distraction that cannot inspire loyalty, no one there has any idea of quality.

Let the project go do their thing on ABC, they all want to be there controlling everyone's thoughts anyway. Dial it back on the "men are pigs" shows in general and maybe some will allow them to be background noise.

Watching 800 words. Surprisingly not shit for an Australian production, plus the chick is hot.

Goosey, you here mate?

Ten dug their own grave. Let the cunts die.

how do we save australian TV from reality garbage

Making myself a Haram Snack Pack. It's like a regular HSP except with pulled pork.
Gonna settle in and watch some Swift and Shift reruns later.

>cakes
They're scallops, you bottom dwelling sea cretin

t. straffo

there is no saving australian tv
audiences are leaving and short of banning all torrent and streaming sites (which i'm aware they would like to do), nobody is going back

Fuck now I want Red Rooder (that's what I used to call it as a toddler :DDD)

Sadly Aussie TV is fucking garbage
>garbage competitive cooking shows that take themselves way too seriously
>awful renovating competitions where 90% of the content is the women being moles to each other
>copycats of the above which are even worse
>literally a show about people watching these shows and providing their inane commentary

I just watched Ninja Turtles this morning though. That was fun.

what was it that killed original programming here?

Reality shows

America has reality shows too, I don't see why they can't coexist. They used to if you go back six or seven years ago.

What happened to Australian 90's-early 2000's kid tv show Kino?

I know that Parallax had an ending but did Silver Sun ever get one?

nah Silver Sun ended early

knew one of the kids on Parallax, used to give him a lot of shit in school

Having reality shows is one thing, having almost every program being a reality show is different.

>Not mentioning Round the fucking Twist or Little Elvis

Not mentioning the professor poopsnaggle and the zepplin

I chose not to because everyone knows Around the Twist.

On a side note, was Ship to Shore and Misery guts any good?

Ship to Shore was kino

this, but unironically

Here lad. ama

Walkgod on nobel prize watch

why lads?

>the block nz has returned
t-thanks australia

based straffgod

>implying 10 is worth saving
let it die

fuck them for cancelling 6 o'clock simpsons

This. Fuck The Project

this too REEEEEEE

>le cunt hey lads XD

kill you'reselves

As a capitalist, I'm torn between the fact that the players are the selling point and therefore can demand as much as the market dictates and my unrivalled hatred of unions.

As long as Waleed Aly gets picked up by another network so that I can be preached too about incredibly simple and easily understandable topics that range from why I am a bad person, and why I am a bad person because I am white and a male.

get a grip

I really hate how we have this Netflix tax to give local companies like Stan a chance when the first thing Stan does is take advantage of the price hike and jack up their prices anyway, meaning we're in the exact same boat except the consumer pays more in both cases.

Settle fella, sweat down you calm dog.

THIS WAS THE BIGGEST OF INSULTS.

>Watching Australian TV apart from sport

www.proxybay.one

The Project hosts will get another gig anyway on another station. It's those from other shows that aren't as known that will lose out.

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As long as Waleed is inconvenienced in a significant way, I'm happee

I miss thank god you're here.

Not even shitposting, he will probably unironically get a "recording breaking contract for Australian tv" or some shit.

how long did it last after it switched to 7?

7 has a long history of poaching shows and killing them, doesn't it
anybody here remember The Fat?

>watching Damages
>suddenly the daughter from Parallax shows up naked
Good episode lads

Fun fact, ship to shore filmed a few scenes at my primary school.

I watch Everybody loves Raymond and Frasier on 11 every fucking day. Yes, I'm a neet.

Thank God you're here, grandma's been raped!

>not mentioning spellbinder
faget

The worst shows on ABC as a kid were the Australian ones.

Round the Twist was garbage

>Gillian Alexy got naked
PICS NOW

extremely paranoid that everyone is a bigfooty or Sup Forums troll

freshcunt

>how do we save channel 10?

We don't. Fuck Ten.

miss ABC kino like The Chasers, The Hollowmen and Chris Lilley's stuff when he was good

b-but
muh 'have u been paying attention'

t. born after 1999

1985 lad

>yfw 10 greenlit ANOTHER show like gogglebox

looked and looked for a picture of a Red Rooster outlet from which some hilarious wag had stolen the "s" but couldn't find one. which surprises me to be quite honest

don't believe it

Just about every American or British show on ABC in the afternoons in the 90's was better than Round the Twist.

even harder to find a red rooster or chicken treat these days

fuck up cunt

>that episode where Bronson's cock becomes a motor

Umm no sweetie
That episode where a fish turned Bronson's dick into a propellor was kino

The only good Round the Twist episode was Linda Godiva

>Perthfag

mate just go north of the river, they're everywhere

dunno why you would though, chicken treat are never bringing back their old fried chicken recipe

>just go north of the river
rather die thanks

I bet you're a bloody south yuppie m8

I wish I was too

Pic related

It's literally me

>tfw went clubbing last weekend and fingered a chick
Fair shake lads

This is the greatest tradgedy of them all. We came up with a fantastic original concept and it gets poached by channel 7 and ran into the ground. It's a shame about Josh Lawson too, I thought he would have left this fucking country by now. He deserves it. He's like that one regular kid at school who everybody liked, and people said that they would be a good actor. Too bad he is stuck doing shit like the Paul Hogan biopic.

>It's another Australian TV show featuring 6 of the 12 actors that haven't left for overseas

Australian Ninja Warrior is actually pretty good.

>australian TV drama
>starring the guy from the original underbelly

>family literally moved to Australia because of Neighbours

Did she ask you for your gamertag while it was happening?

>It's another underbelly except it's in another decade

shut the fuck up fag Vince Colosimo is based

Why are Australians so rude and aggressive?

Who is that guy that plays the dad on every show

Surely that is enough of a clue

Okay lads. Who is the hottest Aussie actress? Anything goes.

We might not be able to fix Australian television but at least everyone knows what's wrong. In all seriousness it's difficult for me *not* to be pleased.

who /cric/ here

unironically margot robie
love naomi watts too

Does anyone really hate the new Bundaberg Rum ad campaign?

probably just taking jokes too seriously

The idea that Margot Robbie could be considered hotter than Angela White's just ridiculous.

never get any ads for it down here

Miss goosey and the other old trips and poosonalities tbqh lad

I haven't seen it and I hate it already

/r/ "collingwood family" picture

He reminds me of my dad in the worst way.

they're fake r-right?

Only in Melbourne and Sydney.