ITT: Movies you never plan on watching

ITT: Movies you never plan on watching

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why not?

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>tfw you're a complete Tolkien dag, reading his books and watching the movies over and over again (can even stomach the hobbit films now and again)

I just want a comfy hobbithole or treehouse to live in bros ;_;

if only I could.

Its been too long since its come out and the hype/acclaim around would probably lead to me being underwhelmed no matter if its good or not

Alien 3
Alien Ressurection

t b h unless you have a vagina you'll enjoy it.

Go on holiday to new zealand

Stop being a fag how bout dat?

Anything by Disney.

Twilight.

Anything in the DCverse aside from "oh so good" Wonder Woman.

Alien 3 is worth watching.

Every capeshit title ever

this+any tarantino movies+anything from godard except breathless

Are you even old enough to be here?

>implying people who read Tolkien enjoy the movies

The Middle Earth in your head >>>> Middle Earth on film (aka New Zealand.)

Came here to post this.

Big mistake, I was also avoiding it because I'm not really into all that fantasy stuff, but it turned out to be pretty great and I'm glad I saw it.
Still gotta rewatch in Director's cut one day
Also, you can simply watch the first movie and drop the others if you didn't like the first one.

They're shit anyway.
The movies drag on and it's a major snorefest with shit writing.
3 movies just to drop a fucking ring into a volcano.

I know this is bait but your post really upset me. They're my favorite movies. Can you please apologize? Otherwise, my mom will be phoning your mom.

>i like films which are the equivalent of mental popcorn

Get out

I'm sorry for your shit taste, but life's about enjoying what you like, right?

I find most guys like them if they can sit still long enough. If you are a fan of WoW, TES, DA, or any type of fantasy video game you will probably love the movie then. They are very immersive and I suggest turning your phone off and putting it in another room so you can really experience it

I haven't seen a single avengers movie and don't plan on it

There's only two

Not a movie but Rick and Morty.

I mean any of the involved superheroes.

I guess I lied tho cause I did see the first ironman. But that's it

Iron Man was pre-Disney and the only one worth seeing out of the MCU.

Get out, jew

Well I also watched the raimi spider men but I guess they fall into the same category

kek this

I know this is bait but it angers me that someone out there in the world holds this exact opinion.