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>Yeah, so I'm gonna need you to come in an hour early this entire month until we finish this project. Early bird gets the worm, squirt.

I bet single every runt here uses search engines to get to websites and just types "Sup Forums" and "facebook" into the address bar then reach it through the google search. The fucking state of you.

A cheeky wank and then bed

poo
wank
pwank

How do moobs reach that state of droopage?

went to bed at 5pm

woke up at midnight

uh it's called a bookmark grandpa u old fart here let me show u hehe :)

how are you not bored?

blizzard are anti-semitic for making a race that so accurately portrays negative jewish stereotypes

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Delete this picture of me m8.

Love the class system

I apologize sincerely for my erratic behavior in the previous thread. I genuinely feel ashamed.

>letting firefox store metadata by saving that information

Dumb teen girl *rapes you*

THIS IS ANUDDUH SHOAH

fuck off you absolute spastic sean

got a stiffy again thinking about that hawaiian lad who had sex with his sister haha x

I've been huffing nitrous and listening to Dire Straits - Money for Nothing for four hours and it has been life changing

What's the opinion on blacks?

I don't know this feel because I'm not a soyboy and I make it very clear when I'm in toil that I'm not doing overtime

What are you talking about?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

have a reputation for big cums

basically irish but from africa

>the class system

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

Some lad banged his sister when that bomb threat thing happened last week cos they thought they were gonna die haha

dire strait's self titled was by far their best work

the guitar work on their other albums just doesn't compare

LOVE the class system
HATE corbyn

simple as can be.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Seen your webms, lass(lad)

But where did you see this?

lick on the nuts and suck the dick

he had low test when he was growing up

dumbfuck

Hmm.....

HATE the class system
HATE corbyn

simple as can be.

I need a leaf gf to be honest lads. One of those really insufferable third wave feminist types from the GTA area, wears leggings right up the crack and all that

Grand Theft Auto?!?!

>overtime
>optional

If I get a leaf GF i'm going to draw a leaf on her lower back to look at when we're doing doggy

are you actually leveling it?

Diversity is NOT strength

would pickled onions counteract the soy or does it have to be raw onions?

love pickled onions me

Maybe in your shitty country lmao every job i've done has never had mandatory overtime and afaik it's illegal

love rustlers me

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*gets stronger with diversity*

*injects myself with diversity*

are they leafs tho

*gets weaker with diversity*

Oh no no goy of course it's not mandatory.. but Ryan here is willing to work that overtime for the good of the company so we're going to give him your position. Be out by noon.

Checking out these animations.

I have to say Jak II has major framerate issues on the PS4

He posted about it somewhere on Sup Forums

LOL

Why are the graphics so low?

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Imagine having such shitty labour laws that don't outlaw that scenario. You are aware that this doesn't happen in Europe right?

Reminds me of that Sup Forums post I saw about a lad who had a 15 year old sister with brain cancer. She was told she had a few months to live and they slept together in the same room on one of her bucket list holidays. She started crying and said she didn't want to die never having kissed a guy. So he kissed her and fingered her to orgasm.

He never told anyone about it and she died a few weeks after.

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>uhhhh...... fuck americans.... huuh... fuck drumpf

oh yes, english """humour"""

any bugman in?

>Mr. Toilberg

JAAAAAANNY

Bizarro feel

I wonder what kind of creature draws these things

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more of an alice cooper man myself

Don't remember this part of the movie

It's illegal to promote someone and fire an old employee for underperforming in yurop? Really doubt that lad. They're not going to outright say it's for not working overtime but if they want to get rid of you and hire someone new let's not pretend they can't find a reason.

reminds me of the pedo uncle from back on Sup Forums years back, genuinely was an interesting read, he never did anything in the end.

I want to smell Emma Watson's SHIT.

I just wonder how they get away with having no black characters

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>what are orcs

LITERALLY niggers who destroy their own planet and then seek refuge in the white man's home of azeroth

/brit/ is honestly very witty, you boys are very good at making jokes out of anything and never taking anything too seriously (most of the time)
keep it up gents xo

>We know you've all been working incredibly hard during the transition to a new system
>We are grateful for it, but of course it has come with some early setbacks
>We are a couple days behind so were bringing snacks and alcohol in on saturday and having you guys come in so we get back on schedule

its over lads. theres no way the cheeto can recover from this

I found this post offensive

if you let em hit it for free you hella dumb dumb

Mango mussolini is done for

L'ABOMINACIONE...

FAK OFF BRUUUUCEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I don't think he's straight, white or a man desu

Not doing overtime is not a performance issue. You cannot fire someone for not doing overtime, and is entirely optional. If for example your performance reviews were good and you've not had any issues brought to your attention when you're working, then you're asked to do overtime to finish a project. If you refuse and don't do the overtime, but your performance on shift is good, then if the company then fires you the only reasonable indicator for the firing is the fact you didn't do overtime. And in that scenario, the company can be sued a fuckton.

Sorry you live in a shithole lmao. I heard american workplaces don't even have two 15 minute breaks

Last post of the night, good night lads

Hate fucking chinks

ayo cracker u know we used to be KANGZ of lordaeron right? until dem thieven UNDEAD came and stoles it all away and now wes living on a farm in westfall n shit

Jesus fucking christ

Can't relate to this

lmao the burgers have worse toil than us

>*smiles as he earns a 10k salary*
>yes.. my country is so wonderful :)

I work an entry level job and get 5 weeks paid leave a year plus compensation days for bank holidays etc
Yanks cannot comprehend this
They cannot comprehend this at all

love you goodnight

my therapist of 8 years quit being a therapist to work at an investment firm and now he's investing my illegal money which I told him was illegal when he was my therapist

life is like a movie at times

yeah like the average runt can afford a decent lawyer against a giant corporation with an entire legal team

>is it true you once flirted with sally? you know that's sexual harassment right?

There's a guy on /adv/ who has been detailing and diarising his obsession with his two young cousins. It's been going on for years since they were 6 and they're 12 now. In that time he's contemplated raping them, and even started crying at the idiot that he wanked to them. very strange user

i work an entry level job and am close to the same

only get 20 days paid time off though. but i also make 47k as a starter level salary

full benefits covered by my employer
compensation for any holidays
OT for any hour I work over 40 in a week
live downtown and work downtown in a ncie office

feels nice desu.

Does he use a trip?

10k isn't a salary it's a pile of peanuts thrown on the floor of your runt cage