>Labour unironically select a man named Rotherham to stand in Liverpool mayoral election K E K E K
Xavier Williams
D-DELETE THIS
Ryan Cruz
Is Britain getting better?
Isaiah Clark
>dfw when brit/pol/ has died after the BREXIT happenings
David Martin
Nothing changed really. Paliament are on their jollies until September, so politics is slow, no predicted disasters with food prices or a falling pound, etc.
Everything is just normal?
Henry Fisher
Labour split imminent
Logan Butler
>Corbyn re-elected >Burnham wins in Manchester, Corbyn loses another senior cabinet member >deselections >NEC on Corbyn's side
Are Labour deliberately doing this to themselves?
Connor Fisher
>hate crime increased 500% >"muslim community" described as "keeping heads down" and "nervous" >soon you will have to earn more than x percentage to move here >anglosphere falling over themselves to sign trade deals Slowly.
Nicholas Powell
It's probably going to be 2025 before the UKs new direction starts to fully take shape.
We will formally leave the EU in 2019/2020. Background talks for trade deals will be taking place, but they won't come into play until the first few years following the formal EU divorce.
So as I say, 2025 will when we start to fully see the UKs new political & trade alignments.
Ryder Robinson
They should never return And leave the country just to run, and see what happens
Btw lads I got a job today
Grayson Sanchez
There's a lot of good things coming downstream but the dam hasn't broken yet. >brexit >labour split >may being potentially good
brit/pol/ always dies (or at least slows down) during the summer recess lad
Come September we'll get 3-thread Question Times and 2-thread PMQs again and it'll roll on from there throughout the autumn
Hunter Clark
>Btw lads I got a job today Well done wage boy - what are you doing?
Aaron Martinez
is Theresa May a closet nat soc?
Jose Smith
Immigrant tier cleaning job But whatever, I need the money
Ryan Lee
Probably not.
She's made a few good moves so far, a few mediocre. Nothing that special so far but she seems like she's decent. I think she's biding her time until parliaments all back to start making proper changes.
Zachary Perry
No - she is just a Tory, she has no emotions so I don't think we will ever see a true personality but she does go in the right direction, so all is good.
A jobs a job mate, don't knock it. best of luck anyhow.
Brody Wood
>Making proper changes
Matthew Taylor
>to themselves On the surface yes, but in reality Labour has already split into two factions. Burnham made a deal with Momentum in which he remains in Corbyn's shadow cabinet during the mass resignations in exchange for an easy route into Manchester mayorship. His plan is to ride out the deselections as Mayor and then stand for party leader after Corbychev haemorrhages seats in 2020.
The self flagellation we're seeing from Labour isn't self flagellation at all, it's a war of attrition between two very separate and distinct entities. This is why a Labour split is inevitable: the lines have already been drawn.
Grayson Richardson
Just opened the door to the postman and to my surprise, the postman was actually a cute as fuck aryan grill. Good start to my day tb.h lads. >tfw she was mirin ./blog
Noah Russell
Did you cum on her face?
Daniel Fisher
>Scotcucks have finally shut the fuck up
Good.
Nolan Flores
That seems a little forward. You can't cum on a grills face until you've gotten to know her. Cum across her cleavage instead.
Michael Harris
I wish. Really suprised me though, whats a grill like that doing delivering post? Hope she's my local post lady tb.h, just moved here so I don't know my 'locals' yet
Alexander Cook
What's a good job that I can get without abandoning my Sup Forums principles? I can't work in the corporate world because I despise (((neoliberalism))), and I can't work for the intelligence services or armed forces because they're just puppets supporting the (((global elite))).
Justin Foster
Work for yourself and do catering or something Good money if you can cook and even if you can't, any cunt can make a burger
Matthew Clark
Kebab shop
Lincoln Williams
Don't talk about them user, they like it when someone acknowledges that they exist
Jaxson Jones
>What's a good job that I can get without abandoning my Sup Forums principles?
Self employed, or manual labour job.
Justin Young
Just about any SME as long as it's locally owned
Michael Bailey
I need advice lads. God knows i don't have anyone else to ask.
>Neet >have bad anxiety >uncle died just over a week >half of his stuff goes to my mom and the other to my aunt >great man, worked hard, enjoyed a simple life >everyone's already claiming his stuff like the sacks of shit they are. >start making funeral arrangements >75% of the family hates me, my mom and siblings and some of my cousins because we call them out on their scummy money-grabbing bullshit. >the other 25% is my side of the family or an odd one or two people >we've always been poorer, so they look down thier nose us even though my side of the family are far more caring and moral people. >im almost 100% most of their side don't even care that he's dead, they just want his stuff >aunt has uncles card and PIN because she had to draw cash out for him while she was nursing him along with my mum. >find out 2 days ago my aunt has been drawing £250 out of his account every 2 days to pay her bills. >we haven't even mourned him properly yet >mom and her fight over it >i want to fucking stab my aunt in the neck with a semi-blunt pencil for literally stealing from a dead man, and my uncle no less >mom lectures me "try to stay civil at the funeral, we'll sort it out after" >mom says she'll sue my aunt if she carry's on stealing from my uncle
I don't want to fucking go to the funeral to watch them pretend like they give a shit, its sickening. But i had a lot of respect for my uncle, he was a good man.
What would you guys do in my shoes? Genuinely don't know if i should go or not in case there is a huge row.
Jayden Jenkins
You may regard me, and everything I say, as contemptible. But you should at least attempt to listen, if only because I am nothing like as bad as what you will get if you don't. I believe in pluralism, liberty of speech, freedom of the press, tolerance, the rule of law, an adversarial parliament, an independent civil service. I believe it is possible to persuade and to be persuaded, to make and to admit mistakes. I am opposed to violence in politics. I am even more opposed to racial bigotry.
Sebastian Walker
Also lads, I'm gonna be in France between September and October.
My odds of being raped/killed increase by how much? I'm giving it a slight 20% increase.
James Morales
>I can't work for the intelligence services or armed forces because they're just puppets supporting the (((global elite))). Implying you could get in job in either.
Adam Cruz
>>mom lectures me "try to stay civil at the funeral, we'll sort it out after"
Smart woman. This translates too: >Stay civil during the funeral, for your Uncles sake, then we never talk to these cunts again
Anthony Peterson
You owe it to him to go lad, don't skip funerals. Don't kick off during the service but if one of them starts shit afterwards go for it, post-funeral punch ups are practically tradition
Carter Adams
>half of his stuff goes to my mom >mom I stopped reading.
Nicholas Cooper
Go but be a man and go there to mourn your uncle. Don't switch on anyone, don't be a passive aggressive bitch, don't do anything but be respectful to the dead. Then when you get home, start looking for a job and sort your life out because the best way to show respect to the dead is to become a /living/ person worthy of it so that you may inspire someone else someday. You'll be fine probs but don't expect much if you go to pa-ree
Luis Hall
>Britain is no longer a nation of dour, Protestant shopkeepers Why even go on?
Robert Nelson
>mom you have to go back
Jackson Green
Welder. Honest work, and if you're good at it and get in the right place you can make some serious money
Hudson Perry
If you love dour protestant shopkeepers you'll love Northern Ireland senpai
Cameron Gonzalez
Any joker can get a job in the armed forces, let's be honest lad. Also, saw a job with MI5 that I was eligible for (not saying I would have got it, but they recruit people from my MSc course) that paid £35k and I was very tempted, but I just couldn't bring myself to apply for it. I'm a big fan of WikiLeaks, and I think that goes against MI5 principles desu.
Owen Hughes
K E K E K
Justin Martinez
Bigotry implies prejudice Nobody here has prejudice, we have postjudice.
Now fuck off back to r/europe or whatever shithole you crawled out of
Joshua Butler
there's no point in your thread please kill yourself
Jose Hernandez
Ok lads, ill suck it up and go. Thanks for the advice.
Logan Cox
But if the split is inevitable, why wait until 2020 to become the leader? Under the FPTP system they'd be destroyed if they split. Surely if they can't find a unifying figure before the split, they're toast?
Hunter Morgan
He was quoting based Hitchens faggot.
Zachary Cooper
At least we have the choice, your migrants do it for you
Andrew Sullivan
Nth for Magna Britannia
Nathaniel Wilson
Hey at least we're no longer in the cuck olympics since Brexit.
Elijah Turner
>france kek What's your MSc in? I have one and I work in a fucking shop. Waste of my time and money desu
Dominic Hughes
Indeed, I'd consider living there tbqh
Elijah Davis
You are too far up your own arse lad. Trying to get through life with silly principles will get you nowhere, even being self employed you would have to deal with all sorts of shits.
You will only be happy as an off-grid, spoon whittler.
Sebastian Ramirez
>based Hitchens >Hitchens >based kek
Robert Murphy
It's quite nice if you find the right town.
Nathaniel Hall
Not everyone is a southerner
Christopher Anderson
>I'm a faggot who can only voice his opinions through memeing and cursing >I'm a faggot >faggot kek
Ayden Bailey
Not everyone is an Ameriboo either. You just don't write 'mom'.
Isaiah Allen
Because nobody has any chance whatsoever of unseating Corbyn before 2020. It's functionally impossible. Unification is not possible, Momentum - which thanks to Millipede's £3 membership scheme now makes up the bulk of Labour membership - does not see challenges to Corbyn as 'unification' but as betrayal and will fight any and all comers.
Better to lead a fractured party post-2020 than have your career utterly destroyed by moronic slogan-wielding commies.
Luis Howard
Northerners say mom? wtf i hate the north now
Chase Roberts
Northerners say Mam, I've always said Mom.
Gabriel Harris
I tend to use both, i have no idea why. mom is usually more when im angry about something though.
Joshua Long
Don't use kek for this shit you cunt
Bentley Rodriguez
Sport psychology, so I find it weird that the MI5 like to recruit students from my course, but there we go. Complete meme degree by the way, thought it'd be a path to an interesting if not exactly meaningful career, but it's already overpopulated by people who just talk bullshit all the time, so I decided I couldn't do that either. I work in a bar with my MSc, it's depressing, wish I'd done something that had a more solid career path.
You're the one trying to pretend it's difficult to get into the armed forces when they literally accept people who left school at 16 as long as they're physically fit and willing to obey orders. Nothing against soldiers by the way, I'm just not a big fan of the army.
Andrew Fisher
I actually liked France, only because of Marion Le Pen
But I'm starting to realise that the majority of you Frechies are utter wastes of life who deserve to die at the hands of the migrants you love so much
>You're the one trying to pretend it's difficult to get into the armed forces I never said that but if you want to wander around with your head up your ass because
Jayden Wilson
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Brody Nguyen
>i want to fucking stab my aunt in the neck with a semi-blunt pencil for literally stealing from a dead man, and my uncle no less >i want to fucking stab my aunt in the neck with a semi-blunt pencil >a semi-blunt pencil
Pretty sure you need a licence for one of those m8
Use a stencil. Bin that pencil.
Sebastian Myers
Thanks for the chuckle lad.
Jeremiah Price
Ah, I remember the Sports psych guys from my uni. Total bro dudes, every single one. I did biomed and neuroscience, we used to rip on physio and sports science guys on the regular for being dumb. I'd imagine you're smart to be doing a MSc in it, but the undergrads were fucking morons.
Isaiah Evans
>mom
It's mum you ignorant savage.
Nathaniel Cooper
Pawn shop, store owner, restaurants and hospitality, retail, sailing and fishery, barber, fitness.
Blake Foster
REMOVE CATHOLICS
Evan Jenkins
>Treasury and City reach consensus, Norway option is still cuckoldry
Fuck you, everybody knows your never gonna leave anyways.
Easton Price
Britain might leave the EU, Norway has a terrible deal. Freedom of movement what the fuck
Jaxon Jones
need help
Andrew Gonzalez
>Brit/pol/ praising Northern Ireland
It's actually rather nice tbqh.
Anywhere but Belfast and (((London)))Derry and you'll be fine, some South Armagh towns are TAIG and FENIAN country but they're still nice people. The 12th celebrations (the marching and Scarva type, not the massive bonfire ones) are comfy as fuck.
t. Catholic with Protestant (Church of Ireland) gf
Mason Moore
>we've always been poorer, so they look down thier nose us even though my side of the family are far more caring and moral people.
Yeah, you sound poor. Dick.
Ian Wilson
Good Lord you are a retard.
Josiah Walker
Dubs say froome wins
Brandon Barnes
Hahaha you brits won't win anymore gold medals hahahaha
Kayden Smith
>Defence costs have risen by £750m due to the falling pound
Another triumph for Brexit
Christopher Johnson
Self employment, trade, catering, retail etc.
Lots of good, honest work.
Mason Ross
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James Moore
>t. Catholic with Protestant (Church of Ireland) gf TAIGED
Benjamin Anderson
North/north east is the best part of Ulster, very little sectarian bullshit and probably the most pro-UK area because all that mainland UK immigration/plantation