WHY WON'T AMERICA FALL

WHY WON'T AMERICA FALL

Transfer 5 grand into my account and I’ll make it happen

sent ;)

Heh, you’ll see the results in a couple of days or so

In order of falling into the abyss.
EU>Canada>The West>US blue states

The US won't fall as a unit, it will break up before it "falls", but you'll go before we do moose

The fed is holding the world hostage
Don't try anything funny leaf

so we're just pulling shit out of our asses now?
nice

Hehe w-we were just k-kidding around, America-kun. O-of course we support you.

Not OP
How is Norway doing among all the shit in the world? Are you ignored for the most part?

YOU'RE COMING DOWN WITH US BROTHER!

No this can’t be happening! I’m in charge here

Who's to say it won't?

I just want to see real change besides boring globalization.

We could always annex your central provinces. Manifest destiny is not dead, baby!

It's too big.

Maybe it can roll over...

I'm listening

Cuz we're good

Geography, the US has godtier geography for both economics and defence.

I'd be happy with taking British Columbia for pacific dominance - plus I love the mountains, and Newfoundland for strategic location. Everything else meh.
I liked Toronto, but I loved Montreal and Quebec city!

Two ocean force fields hehe

And recreation. Don't forget that our expansive public lands are open to the public.

We will not rest until every country is a melting pot.

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Don't make us grab our rakes and go up there.

It will. We never actually recovered from the first recession and now were headed for a depression. Shits gonna get real bad

Disgusting

Run my fellow leaves, he’s serious this time!