>No gay marriage
>Turning away refugees
>Economy bretty gud
>Non-commie, Conservative Government
>No guns so you can't shoot people
>Hipsters, SJWs, Rapugees, Mudslimes confined to 1 city that can be nuked anytime
>Low unemployment
>Low Budget Deficit
>Whole country is beautiful
Tell me how Straya isn't the only country worth living at?
everything is upside down
they have the best sunglasses
Rather have Abbos than African Americans anyday.
>everything tries to kill you every second of the day
>totally worth it
>50 aud = one gbp
hmmmmmmmmm
Other than that you guys really are living the dream tb.h. Jealous as fuck, if I didn't live on ol blighty I think i'd try to move over there.
Might visit soon for a holiday
>full of chinks
Who invited you New Zealand? Go back to Old Zealand.
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>No guns
That's what sucks about Straya.
100%. Abbos are just retarded sub-humans but they're not aggressive.
Consider tehAuckland
Not really
>50% rate of skin cancer cause you fucked the fuckin sky up
>spiders n snakes n all kinds of skits shit
yeah nah cunt
underrated
Yeah I'd like to come over.
>Fak of we're full
Shit.
>No guns
This is what mostly keeps me in the US
Most annoying fucking people though
Low risk of getting shot is a pretty lame way to live.
That's Canberra. It's full of Melbourne SJWs who got pay rises on the public teat.
The closer you are to death, the more alive you feel.
Shit aren't half of the Scandinavianfags on SSRI's?
Norwegians are communist drones
You aren't the only one.
Yeah a low risk of getting shot if you're a criminal.
Oh wait...Australia...
It'll be Chinese clay inside of 50 years. Just like Canada.
Do you think we live in fucking war zone or something? I've never once been shot at or even been in fear of being shot.
I think you've watched too many nigger movies about Chicago and Detroit. You take away niggers and spics and America has a crime rate on par with northern Europe. It's not white people committing crime at an astounding rate, it's niggers and spics killing each other.
Too many mainland chinks
Keep it in one thread OP.
>Economy bretty """gud"""
>Non-commie, Cuckservative Jewish slave government
Yes, good goyim, keep believing in the truth.
Nonsense, the real last hope is here Dump Truck, it's the finest Truck there is, capable of carrying entire nations across their own borders, made of the rarest and most valuable metals known to goyimkind, this Truck is the future of mankind.
>Economy bretty gud
yeah nah
nobody wants to cut anything and with cuckbull bending over for absolutely anyone and anything due to his bare bare majority, its going to be difficult to get any saving measures through. Turnbull needs to step up or fuck off.
Not anymore, no. Australia, according to media, nw goes for such things as special grants for homosexuals, lgbt etc just on account of their perceived gender and sexuality, there's been cases of calls for arrests against citizens voicing concern about influx of muslim immigrants as well as talks about tightening the laws on porn, increasing age of consent by several years and other such retardation which may very well pass given that Australia has laws such as ban on porn where actress doesn't have sufficiently big boobs.
Switzerland
>>Turning away refugees
>>Economy Amazing
>>Non-commie, Conservative Government
>>Guns so you can shoot cucks
>>No unemployment
>>No Budget Deficit
>>Whole country is beautiful
>>No Giant bugs that will kill you
>>No Giant snakes that will kill you
>>No Emus to lose a war against
>>Best food in the world
Bullshit. Image is the Australian economy, according to the average voter.
You forgot about the fines for wearing a burka!
All hail the swiss!
I forgot it was the 18th century.
Coalition has already said they are going to push the zombie measures which labor and the independents won't support. If the spending doesn't come down the banks will want a higher premium (AAA gone).
Did you watch four corners? This internal liberal wankery coming out in the open is bad bad news.
That's only one canton, but yeah.
You're right AUS I'd love to live there.
fuck off were full
Really? Prospect of starting a business or at least seek employment and life in Switzerland suddenly becomes somewhat appealing.
While there's hardly much to brag about economy in my country, it's getting better over time and there's still mostly sane (as far as such things go), not-SJW infested government or education system, I'll bide my time but good to know about alternatives.
I love this country and wouldn't trade it for any other nation. We have our flaws but living here is fucking amazing.
truth
>tfw not rich enough to go live in mountain-jew land
at least i've got nz if i get bored of what guns i'm allowed to have here
Yeah. Boongs aren't all bad people. They're just stupid. I mean, at least daily I get an abo saying.
>Ey brah, u gotta smoke spare cousin?
Then I say no and they respond
>Ya racis whyte dohg!
And that's it. They don't get violent, they just call me a racis whyte dohg and move on their way.
You might be right about what you said, but
>Freedom of speech not guaranteed in the same way clappers have it guaranteed.
Essentially, if you're called in for offensive speech, it's the judges decision entirely, there's legal precedent that swings both ways.
>Mandatory voting
Ensures every subhuman retard gets in there to vote.
Thankfully, both these problems can be solved through legal reform.
Can you own guns in Australia?
we're so close it hurts senpai
uncuck the gun laws and ditch the sjw-tier "hate speech" shit in favour of free speech protections and we're set
>no guns
You were so close to perfection Aussies...
How about, every single animal is trying to kill you.
That whole "everything in Australia will kill you" meme was part of the "White Australia" policy. It was a propaganda campaign to discourage refugees from coming to Australia, thinking they'd get killed by a spider the second they came ashore.
Guess it stuck around. In reality, while the most poisonous animals on the planet live on this continent, they are predators. There's a natural ebb/flow between predator and prey populations, the predator will ALWAYS be outnumbered by the prey so there's no danger of them overhunting.
Basically that means there's barely any of those hyper dangerous animals in comparison to the cute shit like pic related.
yeah you were fuckin' full until we put you there you ungrateful prick
did I say I was going to be another immigrant there?
no, you don't touch what you love and want to preserve.
you should be ashamed of yourself you fucking 12 year old. I'm a Brit, not a fucking sandnigger you abo.
You guys are pretty cool. Can someone explain why liberals hate Tony Abbot?
>tfw no guns to protect me from lebos, chinks, emus and abbos
you sound like the perfect addition to south australia
Limited, I believe they're more cucked than we (NZ) are in terms of gun laws.
>thinks abos are sandniggers
>tried to wipe the abos out
>doesn't even know what they are
I have friends who have hunting rifles. I don't think they were that hard to get but legally they have to be kept in safes and I highly doubt they can be used for anything else but hunting.
spooidahs, kangaroos, snakes, sharks, heat, mud, insects, abbos, ping.
id move in a split second
Mate the secret is we're never full to Anglo's/Scots and possibly the Irish but that's up for debate
[spoiler]take a joke[/spoiler]
If your gun laws returned to their former glory I'd seriously consider jumping ship for straya
The only thing Tones hates more than a poofta is a refugee.
What former glory?
Too dumb to revolt
There's still heaps of SJWs in Sydney. But the government is working on building heaps of big unit blocks in the trendy SJW suburbs and filling them with gooks. So that should hopefully fuck em up and the SJWs are having seizures and going apoplectic over it it's fuckin hilarious.
Funny how lefties don't want mass immigration in their suburbs.
Tones' best friend is some sort of tranny abomination. His sister is a dyke.
We're full to everyone except for hot white girls. And maybe a few yanks because they saved our arse in WW2.
Who is this friend?
Mates I'm worried that based Tassie might do a fag marriage, I just heard on the news that the whole senate would give it the go-ahead.
>Going outside
it's a little easier to get a licence here but we're more restricted in what we can own and a little more strict on storage requirements (everything in a safe, no lockable wall racks, etc)
jelly as fuck of your system since it works so much better than ours
read up on what was available in the pre-NFA days and what requirements were to get a licence in states that required one
do you really care?
Mate, don't kid yourself. Australia is by far the most cucked country in Oceania and is even more cucked than a lot of Euro countries. You're a fucking nanny state.
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didn't act try it and get shut down like a week after?
t. chink
abos just huff gas and yell
american niggers actually are violent
yes, I'm not a libertarian
>No guns so you can't shoot people
faggot detected
Cons:
Australians live there
The question stands.
something like that, we're not ready to just give in to this shit like europe and usa, it just shits me when politicians speak instead of us and not for us.
Boongs aren't too bad. They might hassle you for a couple of dollars but you just say yeah nah cunt and they'll just move on to the next person.
Why do you have to piss on their parade? Let them be
We do have guns you just need a license, a permit for the weapon and a safe or vault to keep it in.
safarifirearms.com.au
a gun shop in the sydney suburbs. There are also shooting ranges etc.
It's just our laws are tight so any old nigger can't go to walmart and pick himself up a gun and dance out of there without a problem.
i love how all the cucks are claiming we don't need a plebiscite and should just push faggotry through parliament instead
because "bawww it'll be divisive" as if forcing this shit down our throats isn't
fuck i can't wait to see leftists btfo when we vote against it
this
Cheers.
Hmmm:
>ruled by Jews.
>Rampant SJWism
>Orwellian laws
>White mans land to Chinknigger land in a single generation.
You tell me cunt.
>no gay marriage
Might as well have it when everything is gay as fuck
>Non-commie, Conservative Government
youtube.com
> 50 aud = 1gbp
how the fuck do you even know how to use a computer you buck-toothed cuckaninny.
i swear all the dumb useless cucks stayed in the motherland because you lot need re-colonisation.
Like father like son.
I made a design for a mad Max style monster dump truck like this. Imagine a war rig but the bed is a small town populated by carboys and skilled peasants, and the front is similar to the bridge of a starship, with a captain and all.
>blahblahblahblahblahbbbutitsGOOOOOD
I summarized your post. Faggot.
>Melts down firearms after confiscating them
> last hope
Right
libertarians pls go
Yeah it'll happen, silent majority and all that
>less that 70% white
Lol