This isn't true to the character...

this isn't true to the character, but nobody on Sup Forums seems to have a problem with it - very strange! Could it be double standards?

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one is Grandma May the other is Aunt May

based retard

Right makes more sense anyway, why would his aunt be 80 if he's a teenage

Who cares what it looks like in the comics? Peter Parker's 15 in the movie, it would just look absurd if his "aunt" was 80 years old. That aunt may looks like she should be in hospice care, not being a single parent to peter parker.

I like naked girls

because it's a change that makes sense. Who the fuck has a grandma as an aunt? Also, marisa tomei has been my waifu since I first started getting boners.

Yes, double standards are real and they exist. Deal with it.

faggot

given what Queens looks like today it makes a lot more sense he'd be crushing on some light-skinned girl than some pale redhead.

that's fine and all, there was no need to call her MJ

Well, yeah. We hate niggers and like hot girls. So?

that's not how attraction works

Have you not seen the memes or are you just trying to start an sjw pol shitfest?

Just to prove how ignorant racists are.

>this isn't true to the character

it is, peter is 14 years old in this movie.

can't wait for Spider-Ham and Aunt Sow

It's marissa fucking tomei

Marisa Tomei is 52. She's on the older end of the spectrum of 'aunt' to a 14 year old already.

SPOILERS: Marisa Tomei is 52

Wasn't May old just to have someone sickly that Peter constantly needed to help (medical bills)? She was basically another box in the checklist of "shit Peter needs to do along with being Spider-Man", it was character motivation.

Really, the thing that kills this discussion is that everyone focuses on the word "aunt".

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Gee, I sure would love to see a Spider-Man movie where Peter Parker is having to help his aunt with medical bills!

Which one is Peter related to, by blood, Ben or May?

Aunt May being younger and more active was a thing in the Ultimate Universe, which the MCU takes many many elements from. They just made her hot on top of that.

I'd totally fuck Sally Field.

neither. His father is her brother in law.

But it already exists, user.
And it's literally the best one

correction, it seems that peter's father is uncle ben's brother.

I always assumed she was a great aunt.

AUNT MAY, PLEASE!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

she's aunt may, not great aunt may.

Nah, she's his father's brother's wife. It's mostly an art thing from back in the day where anyone older than the main character was drawn as a geriatric. See Pa and Ma Kent until they were aged appropriately during Birthright.

And that autist Johns undid it cause MUH SILVER AGE

>mfw she caresses his head to comfort him close to her crotch and he's within sniffing distance after tony kicks him out of the stark internship program

I didn't have a problem with them making Peter's love interest look different.
The problem is calling her MJ as an obvious, retarded nod to the comics. Liz is already established to not be Liz Allen, so it's not like they're following the comics to a tee.

pa and ma kent can be old though. They were just an old couple that had an alien land in their lap. Aunt May being old as fuck makes no sense unless uncle ben picked up old chicks at bingo halls.

It's also a reason for him to keep his identity a secret.

>pa and ma kent can be old though
Nah, at one point Clark got retconned into being "theirs" instead of a kid they adopted.

I don't care about them following comics to a T either. These are adaptation so of course they can't, and that's fine. But there are iconic things that you can't just change (drastically too) and expect people to be fine with them. MJ's pretty much defined as being the model hot red head. That's not something you can just change.

yeah, I'm sure that story never stuck.

Right, I agree with you user. I don't give a fuck if they want to make Peter date a black girl or an asian dude or whatever, it's retarded to call her MJ just to show "Look how diverse we're making this character now!" Especially since it's so obviously half assed with her first name not even being Mary

It did for a while. I think it was canon pre-Johns. It's hard to keep up considering they change his origin every other week

Enjoy eternal damnation

breh, no one gives a shit about the comics anymore. Go back to Sup Forums to get autismal over it.

Nigga...

take your waifu shit and fuck off

Make Aunt May great again?

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MUMMY

Did she really go to the premiere with disgusting hairy armpits?

>disgusting hairy armpits

>disgusting hairy armpits
Nigga you gay.

old hag

>disgusting
Get out, natural women are GOAT

BACK OFF, KRAGER.

>68 years old
>no children
>no grandchildren
>no husband

What's her problem?

Ok, so peter can still have a thing for aunt may without it being too weird

>YWN suck Marisa's Tomei swelled up veiny, pale, italian tits that burst with milk that taste like oregano, mozarella, tomatoes and prosciutto crudo
>YWN drink her sweat

Please stop bullying me

>Just call me May, Peter. Aunt May makes me sound old.

More please

It's almost like people are just looking for reasons to dislike it with out seeing it or to fit in.

>hairy

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Please more

Uncle Ben picked up a MILF she aged.

>>The end shows Aunt May walking in on Peter.
>>She has a tendency to do this a lot
>>especially after he's had a shower

cos she's hot

It was always silly in the comics for her to look 90.

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>oh no they cast a peter and a may who are young enough to be alive and working in fifteen years for the seventh spider man movie

what the fuck are they trying to pull here anyway?
after Diane Lane/Martha Kent being the hottest in the BvS movies they are really setting off my older women fetish with Aunt Tomei...I am supposed to be lusting after hot younger women but they keep casting ugly cunts as love interest and hot as fuck milfs everywhere.

Peter Paker became Spider-Man at 15, getting a 27 and a 28 year old man to play him doesn't make sense.
Peter Parker being orphaned at a young age and sent to live with his aunt and uncle who are near retirement age doesn't make sense.

I don't care that mj is black. I care that she doesn't have red hair.

Actually when this was first announced everyone here was like "What the fuck is this shit, what are they thinking?"
t. guy who is literally here everyday and has been for a long fucking time

for about 3 posts before the pic of her sitting on the steps was posted.

Look at those hips.

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>Suddenly, Peter found himself awake.
>he was surprised to see Aunt May suddenly appear at his doorway.
>He knew that it was too dark for her to see his eyes so he didn't have to pretend he was asleep.
>Aunt May stood there for the longest time.
>He wondered what she was doing as she stood peering into his room.
>Peter's eyes had grown accustomed to the dark and he could see that Aunt May was wearing a very, very thin nightgown.
>Even in the dim light, he could easily make out the silhouette of her beautiful body as she stood peering into his room.
>Lying on his back, he suddenly felt his cock surge back to hardness as he stared at the outline of her body.
>Wondering what she was doing, he couldn't believe his eyes when she slowly stepped into his room.
>Then, he realized that she was actually coming toward his bed.
>Suddenly, the captivating fragrance of her bewitching perfume enveloped him as he felt her sit down on the edge of his bed.
>His heart almost stopped beating as he waited to see what she would do next.
>Then he felt her slowly lift the covers and ease down under them.
>She was now lying in his bed next to him.
>He thought he was going to have a heart attack as he suddenly felt her warm body brush up against his.
>"Peter, are you awake?" he heard her whisper.
>"Uh...yes," he muttered, his mouth so dry, he could barely speak.
>"Do you mind if I come in here for a while?" she asked him, pressing herself up against him insistently.
>"Uh...no...is...is...is anything wrong," he groaned, feeling her firm breasts pressing into his arm.
>She didn't say anything for several seconds.
>"Baby, I noticed that you've been staring at my breasts a lot. Would you like to nurse me?" she finally whispered.

gb2/oven/

>"Oh...yes...yes...please," he gasped as he felt her push the covers down and spread her gown open.
>Rolling over toward her, he lowered his face down onto her breast.
>Like a piglet searching for a sow's teat, he hunted for her nipple.
>Almost immediately he found the hard, swollen pap jutting up from her swollen breast and locked his lips around it.
>Hungrily, he began to suck on it.
>Gluttonously, he pulled and sucked on her tit, reveling in delight.
>As he sucked and pulled on her breast, Peter realized that his throbbing cock was pressed up against his Aunt's leg.
>Her gown must have ridden up her leg because there was nothing between his cock and her bare skin.
>Aflame with desire, he couldn't stop himself from pressing his burning hardness against her leg even harder.
>He knew that she must feel his steel-hard penis mashed up against her leg, but she made no effort to move her leg back away from him.
>Inspired by her lack of objection, he continued to press his swollen hardness into her leg as he sucked and fondled her tit.
>"Oh...yes...Baby...that feels so good," he heard Aunt May whisper to him.
>In his feverish state, he didn't know if she meant his cock or the way he was sucking her tit.
>Everything was happening too fast for him to fully comprehend it.
>Peter was overwhelmed by the emotions pouring through his mind.
>It was too incredulous to fully fathom.
>He was lying next to his dear, sweet aunt, sucking her breast and rubbing his cock against her leg.
>It couldn't really be happening.

>He must be dreaming, but he knew he wasn't.
>"Do the other one, baby," she cooed, her hands coaxing him over to her other breast.
>To reach her other breast, Peter had to straddle her and lean over her.
>Clumsily, he raised himself up on his hands and rolled his leg over hers.
>He was now lying with his aunt's leg between his legs and his rock hard cock pressing down against her firm thigh.
>Then he leaned down and quickly sucked her other swollen nipple into his mouth.
>"Oh...yes...Peterrrr," aunt May groaned as he began to suck on her other breast. "You make me feel so good."
>Unable to control himself, he began to thrust his aching hardness against her leg as his mouth pulled on her big, hard nipple.
>Peter knew that she couldn't help feeling his big cock rubbing against her leg as he ground it down onto her.
>Just the feel of her hot, smooth skin on his prick was sending him rushing headlong toward eruption.
>Knowing that there would be no way to disguise his ejaculation, he still couldn't stop humping his cock against her leg.
>His head was swimming with pleasure and lust as he sucked and pulled on her nipple.
>Wrapping his hand around her big, mushy breast, he squeezed and clutched at it.
>"Oh, Baby," aunt May murmured as Peter ravaged her breast with his sucking, pulling mouth.
>As Aunt May lovingly ran her hands through his hair, she held his face mashed down against her breast.
>Then woefully, he felt the muscles in his aunt's leg harden as she tried to move her leg out from underneath his thrusting penis.
>Disheartened, he slowly lifted his leg and let her leg slip out from under him.
>Then, in a flash of comprehension, Peter realized that he was now lying between her long, shapely legs.

how the fuck are they so perky at that age?
it defies logic at this point...same with Martha Kent

>"Oh, Peter," she moaned softly.
>Encouraged by this new development, Peter continued to tease and taunt aunt May's big nipple.
>As he did, Peter turned slightly and pressed his hard maleness against the warmness of her soft, smooth inner thigh.
>As he lay atop her now, his stomach was pressing down on the soft, fuzzy mat of hair covering her soft underbelly.
>Peter was so keyed up, he felt like he could feel every one of her curly, pubic hairs individually tickling his stomach.
>Then, like a bolt of lightning, it came to him.
>There was nothing between him and his aunt's hot, waiting pusy.
>It was his bare skin against her bare skin.
>He couldn't believe it, but she must have opened her gown all the way when she had let him nurse.
>It was too good to be true, he thought as a perverse thrill ran through his body.
>Infected by the perverted lust that was rigidly obvious down between his legs, he mashed his belly down on her and felt another jolt of excitement tear into his overloaded brain.
>He could feel aunt May's wetness pressing up against the tip of his rigid cock as she gently thrust herself up against his stomach.
>"Oh, Peter..." aunt May moaned softly.
>Drowning in emotions that he had never felt before, he ever so slowly let aunt May's nipple slip out of his mouth, but kept his lips pressed against the hot, smooth skin of her breast.
>Slowly, he began kissing his way up her breast on to her neck.
>"Oh, Peterrrr," she gushed, arching her neck against his insistent lips.
>Lifting his body, he determinedly kissed his way up her neck.
>Stopping for a moment, he gently nibbled at the soft, fragrant skin just below her chin.
>Then his lips traveled up over her chin and quickly down onto her lips.
>"Oh...Christ," aunt May groaned, pulling Peter's face down and mashing her lips against his.
>With their lips pasted together, their bodies were pressed together, fused together by the eroticism surging around them.

I would fuck both.

>In the swirling passion of the moment, Peter could feel the head of his bloated penis resting against the soft, fleshy opening of his aunt's precious treasure.
>Only a rapidly decaying fear of his aunt's reaction separated him from the dark wicked mysteries of her most sacred of sacred places.
>Then, as he felt the heat exuding from her weeping pusy, he felt her gently tilt her hips and press herself against him.
>Holding himself back a moment longer, he continued to grind his mouth against hers and slowly slid his tongue into her mouth.
>Suddenly, he felt his aunt's hands on his tight, clenched ass.
>As she grabbed hold of his ass, Peter felt her dig her long, pink fingernails into him.
>Unable to postpone the inevitable any longer, Peter slowly pushed the head of his cock into the juicy, burning opening of his aunt's waiting vagina.
>"OhGodddddd," Peter heard aunt May gasp as their lips broke apart.
>The feeling was indescribable.
>It was like thrusting his cock into a tight, burning sheath of silky softness that lovingly clenched and squeezed him.
>Unbelievably, it grew hotter and wetter as he went deeper and deeper inside the secret intimacy of her femininity.
>There was nothing else to live for, now.
>Peter was submitting himself to the most ecstatic experience a boy was capable of imagining.
>While the physical pleasure was incomparable, the fact that his aunt was his willing partner in the wickedness was most damning.
>"Oh...my fucking...God...Aunt May," he gasped, finally breaking their lip lock.
>"Oh...Peter...my Baby, " she cried out, thrusting herself up against him.
>Peter's cock slid effortlessly into his aunt's warmth.
>It felt like heaven.

>Overcome by the delicious feelings pouring up from his cock, Peter tentatively pulled the throbbing giant out slightly and then pushed it back down into aunt May's fiery sheath once again.
>The sensation of her wet, hot flesh wrapped around his aching cock sent fire coursing up his cock and into his reeling mind.
>The exquisite pleasure spewing from his loins was rapidly becoming too intense to tolerate.
>He realized that his aunt must be feeling the same way as she arched her back, thrusting her hips up at him, pulling him even deeper inside the hot socket.
>Thrusting himself into aunt May, Peter finally felt the head of his cock thud up against her cervix at the same instant his belly touched hers. They were a perfect fit; made for each other and fit together perfectly.
>Holding himself deep inside of her hot, sucking cunt, he bent down and quickly kissed her again.
>Aunt May returned his kiss, and soon his tongue snaked its way into her mouth.
>The passion that was pouring through his body rapidly blossomed into a white-hot spasm of ecstasy as the tension in his loins reached the boiling point.
>"Auntph!" he tried to warn her but it was too late.

>Peter's cock erupted violently inside her, sending a huge gusher of his white-hot lava-cum spurting out into his aunt's vagina.
>"Oh, Peter..." aunt May gurgled, wrapping her legs around him, and pushing her hips up against him.
>Peter could feel aunt May's wondrous pusy frantically clutching at his cock as it emptied itself down into the hot depths of her pusy.
>"Peter…my…baby…" she cooed, her voice softening into a whimper as his body continued to spasm and writhe.
>Over and over again, Peter felt his cock jerk and spurt gusher after gusher of his thick, hot cum deep into his aunt May's hungry, sucking cunt.
>It was pure heaven as wave after wave of pleasure washed over his body.
>"Oh…my…God…aunt May…I love you so much," he gasped as he thrust himself down into her again and again.
>Finally, his monster relented and stopped firing off inside of her.
>Exhausted by the huge expenditure of physical and emotional energy, Peter collapsed on top of aunt May.

You don't change what is canon.

okay that's it
i want to have sex with marisa tomei
there i said it

i really don't think Sup Forums cares about capeshit much at all except for dozen or so retards that keep an occasional capeshit thread alive when they're bored of Sup Forums

>Peter Parker being orphaned at a young age and sent to live with his aunt and uncle who are near retirement age doesn't make sense.
Why not?

I'd make passionate love to both desu

could it be a cuck?

very, very nice. thank you

Aunt May's age always stuck me as bullshit anyway, desu. She's ostensibly old enough to be married to the brother of Peter's father, and yet she looked old enough to be his grandmother. So unless there's some serious age difference between Ben and Peter's father, it never worked for me.

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Sup Forums BTFO

the simpsons did it

It's not hypocrisy. We openly don't want niggers taking White roles.