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gf sent me this edition

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just sitting and contemplating that i actually joined several furry discords

hate being awake lads

the collapse of the USSR was a mistake

hey kid...yeah, you. come here for a sec

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who're you mister?

when i was a kid i would dress my dog up in human clothes like that and she hated it

Why, lad?

disingenuous but true answer: because i am an unstable individual, especially when drunk
honest but stupid answer: i only fully understood while drunk but something involving a gulf between expectations and reality.

>Theresa "Just Fuck My Shit Up" May

1 race

the human race

ah
I've just done tons of gay shit recently with someone online while very drunk.
Honestly embarrassed and not sure I want to speak with them again.

still don't properly understand why this song is so big

just can't believe there are people who derive pleasure from a conversation that flows

1: hello!
2: hi!
1: how are you?
2: good how are you?
1: good xD
2: i have to go walk the dog :3 bye
1: bye

Hey WTF is that

>i only fully understood while drunk but something involving a gulf between expectations and reality.

Ran into this myself recently. Accepting that the dreams I've had since childhood are exactly that, dreams that will never become reality. To know my place in this world and approach the future realistically. I am a runt, nothing will change

...

might have a cheeky suck on a nigger

he used the n/word

>n/word
stop

Hey Liam

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remembering when the lead singer of some Aboriginal punk band that was shilled nonstop was outed as a serial rapist
quite funny

the "g"f

seem to prefer the 'dit to the chon lately lads

Why are you here then

Used to work at a trashdump. Would kick commies into little holes I dug all around the compound and bury them with trash.

The bodies of hundreds of commies rot among the wasted faeces of capitalism. How very satisfying.

>aboriginal punk band
sounds absolutely vile

AHEM

Literally kill me lads

>Have an 8 hour day (9-5) day at uni today
>Qt grill invited me out to drinks at 8
>I never get asked out for drinks, let alone by qt grill
>So it's 3am and I still havent fallen asleep because my mind keeps imagining my wedding day with this girl due to my autism
>Suddenly my female flatmate comes home
>She comes home with this boy
>They both go inside her room
>This OTHER boy comes 5 minutes later
>He's banging on the door SCREAMING for her to let him in EVEN THOUGH she's in there with another boy
>I know this guy, he's this 5'7 skinny weirdo who walks around like he's 6'5 and jacked
>As time progresses his demands morph into weeping pleads "Please let me in, please. I just want closure. Please"
>He leaves
>Comes back 10 minutes later
>It's not 4:15, still haven't slept a wink
>He starts banging again, calls her a cunt, leaves, comes back again
>My anticipation of him coming back keeps me up all fucking night
>Now it's 7 and I have to leave for uni at 8

I am either going to fuck up my uni or fuck up things with this girl
Or I go to uni (which I have to because labs), AND go with the girl - but then I would be literally dead this time 24 hours from now.

Holy shit lads.
I feel like the most unlucky cunt in the world.

I feel like strangling this fucking bitch.

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interesting site here lad
wonder how many Canadians browse heh

hello!

nary a pixel

off to work lads

>I feel like strangling this fucking bitch.
the flatmate or the qt?

LOL

woah....

SHAN'T...be reading a single word of this post, lads...

forgot my brendan ;_;

shite better turn over to china now
accept them as our masters aha

>it''s a mum gets drunk and berates you for being a NEET episode

>Sup Forums runtoids will actually use this as evidence that gooks are superior

tell me what your fucking job is

They are God's chosen people.

Got a Double endoscopy in five hours lads

Do you lads believe in love at first sight?

Jews are ugly

...

I wonder if there's anons where that toilpost even though they're neet

doesn't exist

Just get drunk and berate her for fucking up so much as a mother she turned you into a NEET

need a b-gf

fuck off

>when your science experiment little brother is prettier than you

JUST

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bender

>british press squealing about muh speschul relationship
>claim drumpf is shaming theresa may by not giving her a state visit first, instead giving it to macron
>don't fucking realise that a state visit can only be given to the head of state, which in the queen

>dat hairline
>teenager too

Not gonna make it

just released some see-through almost sticky like creamy substance from my reproduction rod

tfw being neet

sorry

The flatmate obviously.

...

alri wagieboy

please stop chronicling my life

redpill me on modi rajlad

think this has been my crazy insanity all along.
for ages i've been looking at communities without any content and concluding their magic was to enjoy bad content. it's easy to engage with bad content, or stupid ideas, the problem is that it's impossible to engage with something that doesn't exist.

redpill me on beto

nah boi fick di

will have to type to much x

what do you consider a good hairline?
I'd say less than 2 inches about the eyebrows

Would the british invade spain if they dare to attack gibraltar?

>what do you consider a good hairline?
>I'd say less than 2 inches about the eyebrows

god she is rank i hate her dumb fucking voice too

i'm the voice of the british peoples in america
what shall I tell them?

>tfw no schizoid gf who prefers cigarettes to human interaction

Like Gerrard?

yes or no

how do we stop future generations from being bald? I'd go to a sperm bank or hire a surrogate if it meant my son had good hair

dont care

actual cuckold

I have a good head of frizzy black hair.

fat, balding testosterone man
only wish I was a cute trap
but weights will only be my true friend

>frizzy black hair
alri sambo

LOL i am getting bald

>I feel a lot of resentment towards you but I'm sure over time it'll fade away. I definitely hear you and I don't regret the relationship, I learnt a lot and really enjoyed some parts of it

starting my willy washing business

much like in the olden days where people would shine shoes in the streets i'll be washing willies

When i was young i would tell myself that baldness skipped a generation and since my dad was bald i wouldnt be but i think years of stress, excessive wanking and hot showers has taken its toll on my hairline and now i am destined to be an egg head

Don't be scared to speak
Don't speak with someone's tooth
Don't bargain when you're weak
Don't take that sharp abuse
Some patients can't be saved
But that burden's not on you

*slips you 4 bits*
get to it

When people talk about balding they act as if they are dying.

>tfw thick, dark masculine hair

Atleast a girl thinks you're worthy of a relationship.

DONT EVER
LET ANYONE
TELL YOU YOU DESERVED THAT

Will give out sperm loans with good rates

balding since I was a teenager
absolute shame
had the thickest hair, too, girls would've been envious

Because i might as well be

>>tfw thick, dark masculine hair

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I've woken up, I'm in our bed, but there's no breathing body there beside me
Someone must have taken you while I was stuck asleep
But I know better as my eyes adjust, you've been gone for quite a while now
And I don't work there in the hospital, they had to let me go
When I try to move my arms, sometimes, they weigh too much to lift
I think you buried me awake, my one and only parting gift
But you return to me at night just when I think I may have fallen asleep
Your face is up against mine, and I'm too terrified to speak