You wake up in the year 1812 AD

You wake up in the year 1812 AD.

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>get conscripted and die
Yah thanks based Napoleon.

Buy bitcoin

Brb liberating peru

I will KILL the frenchie

We will backstab the eternal fr*nchie at Leipzig.
Will you help?

live a quiet life in America

>get conscripted and die
Yah thanks based Bernadotte.

I work as a spy for France

IMAGINE a world where the Franco-Russian alliance never faltered.

Also fuck the slimy limey Anglos.

go to bed québécois
WAS IST DES DEUTSCHEN VATERLANDS

Die fighting C*nadians

Based Ottoman Empire.
If the russian empire allied with the ottomans back then AGAINST france and other e*ropean powers we could be ruling whole e*rope now, or at least a huge portion of it (unless russia and turkey got into conflict with each other and e*ropeans used that moment of weakness to regain control of e*rope).

leave that nigger area

Which ultimately happened and they took away your Krim

>Franco-Russian alliance

We will be more tactical this time.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russification_of_Poles_during_the_Partitions
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russification_of_Finland

I know but it happened much later, AND with the help of the brits and the french.

Fuck. I'd probably be living in a dirty little jungle village.

>implying I have a single drop of French blood flowing through my veins

I just happen to appreciate the French, their accomplishments, their history, their food, their architecture, their language, and their culture. They are our oldest allies, our truest friends, real human beans, and real heros.

You mean br*ts and fr*nch

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>more tactical
Now both of those countries are totally anti-russian (not to mention they are economically superior to russia (at least finland is). Nice tactics. Russia managed to piss off majority of its neighbours while ending up having literally zero allies.

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Yeah Ivan, that's what i meant.

>>more tactical
>Russia managed to piss off majority of its neighbours while ending up having literally zero allies.

So business as usual

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Why you call me Ivan

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You better ellaborate instead of posting le funny maymays)))))

Time to go impregnate qt farmers in the kingdom of Naples. Would do it in the Ottoman Empire too but it would be a little too risky

Because i know that you are that russian immigrant, Ivan. Btw how is your parents' restaurant business going?

nyet I’m not russian blyat

I migrate to the sultanate of portugal or the ottoman caliphate and support my BLACK brothers with my BLACK wisdom and take the entirety of europe.

No reason to speak with a moron.
Read the topic first, please.

>implying the ottomans want some filthy a*Glo criminal

Ready tbqh
youtube.com/watch?v=oKkRS4rL6Pw

*teleports behind Napoleon*
heh kiddo,
nothing personell

I'll burn Moscow and make Russia great. It is obvious.

go back to sleep

Russia is my fren nao

For the record: plenty of english officers served in Ottoman Turkey.

be comfy as fuck in my homeland of montenegro while the rest of the balkans gets cucked by the ottomans

English funded the Ottomans to oppress the Slavs, limey bastards

Bully Norway.

What are you referring to?

To the Battle of Leipzig.
Some of the german regiments who served in Napoleons' army switched sides in the middle of the battle.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Glorious times await.

Oh. Interesting. Never heard of that episode.

Fuck shit fuck, time to get some fun. Abolish suffering.

>Navy destroyed because of shit French alliance
>Now occupied and empire is crumbling apart
FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT FROGS

I continue to ignore my current war.

For once Europe really needed liberation from Russia.

Why is Napoleon a hero while Hitler is treated like a devil?

Both are antichrists and devil spawns.

Best day of my life

Because he was a brilliant tactic and because he spread some good ideas across Europe.
But some of these ideas weren't his own, he was a bad strategist and a brilliance of his tactic skill is so overhyped it forces all the bad things he's done out of peoples heads. See

Lamo at your lifes
>Be British
>Be rich

Napolean burned and aboleshed Jesus or something like that. Hitler was a dark mage.
Obvious darkspawns are obviouses.

I teach the Irish how to fish

THE RUSSIANS ARE BEING BOUGHT BY THE BRITS

DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING, BUT DON’T INVADE

AT LEAST NOT RIGHT NOW

SPANISH ULCER FIRST

AND IF ALL FAILS, ACCEPT THE FUCKING FRANKFURT PROPOSAL

MON EMPEREUR, I BEG YOU

youtube.com/watch?v=SZfKUQ6VUQI

He took power away from the godless revolutionaries and restored the Church in her Eldest Daughter.

I supply the Irish to better revolt.

Napoléon only did positive things and liberated Europe’s peoplesfrom their backward monarchies and France from the tyranny of revolution.

Church=/=Jesus.

Fuck European cuties
Kill slavs and krauts
Drink
Sleep
Repeat

:DDDD kill the British :DDDD

How can one Scandi country be THIS based?

God, I wish. Would give my right nut for the chance to thousands of yankniggers six feet under.

>implying I have a single drop of French blood flowing through my veins
You probably have some, boi

>die painfully in few weeks because insulin shots are not invented yet
nice

> we're only passing through, mes amis
> just give us a few more days, oui?

>be british
>live in a cruel, soulless, shitty downtown of London, in horrible anti-sanitarian conditions, working 14-18 hours a day for pennies
Lord have mercy

>everyone still depressed about 1798 failure
>act of union made everything worse
>live to see the hope of freedom die with the French Empire
>the worst is still to come

anymore coalitions?.... hello?

>ywn serve Napoleon like your great great grandpa
>ywn guide him to eternal victory and to a glory greater than that of Caesar or Alexander
it hurts... bro...

the view on Napoleon is pretty nuanced by now, he used to be the Hitler of the past, now Hitler is Hitler
I wonder how we see Hitler in 100 years

>ywn kill unsuspecting Frenchies by turning around towards their lines and shooting into their unsuspecting ranks while they scramble in panic while you still wave their flag ensuing even more chaos and outrage in the formations of your now enemy

Industrial Revolution hasn't happened yet

travel to canada, enlist and prepare to fuck up some yanks

Yes yes here have more silver

I wish for eternal glory and an empire to last a thousand years, and you wish to die like a dog getting executed for treason and doing no significant damage.
Germ*ny wouldn't have even existed if it wasn't for napoleon btw :^)

Hopefully Putin will fuck us in the ass while East European NATO partners backstab us including the eternal Ronnies pushing up to the Rhein so we can push back until we see the Kremlin.

*blocks your ports*
*Scuttles your navies*
*Bribes "allies*
>Nothing personal kid

>no significant damage
>what is Napoleons greatest defeat next to Russia and Waterloo

and soon die of infectious disease probably

cute

thx, grew it myself

i'm a descendant of the sultan of jogja, so i'll be treated nicely by the dutch. Then i'll be sent to the netherland and i'll marry a dutch qt girl

this

we can call it ... "the Continental System Coin"

Robespierre did nothing wrong.

Teach everyone to fish

THE RULE OF MY EMPEREUR SHALL BE ETERNAL

>Brits take your fish
nofish papists

Buy Rothschild stocks

By the 1800s they already reached their apex. You'd've needed to invest by 1750

Hope the plains niggers let me kick it with them. Realistically, they'd probably scalp me.